Stupid Stuff you hear others say Vol. SMH!

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While in Paris I heard an American couple say, why are the French copying the Statue of Liberty ... I damn near had a heart attack!

While at the Airport, the flight got delayed - a couple of people in line were talking and one sarcastic said, I should of drove back home. The other person reply - oh you can do that? I didn't know that - how long is the drive. Mind you we were in Germany and home was America.

Till this day, I want to think he was just playing along!
 
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Joepac12 said:
I think it's a thread about this already. I'm sure someone has the link
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Probably but it might as well be refreshed.

I was at the barber shop years ago and heard this convo go down

Barber: Man look at all those geese in the parking lot.

Chick: Oh wow there's a bunch of em, I think those are goose. What's the difference between the two?

Barber: I think geese are bigger.

Me: :smh: :lol: :stoneface:
 
I worked at a local coffee shop and Jerry rice would bring his son for hot cider. I was working with a guy and a girl at the time and the guy was star struck and was yelling omg that's Jerry rice, the girl peaked out the drive thru window and said "no it's not Jerry Rice is white" Jerry heard her and shook his head I gave him the drink for free and apologized for her ignorance. He never came back. So one experience of the dumbest things I have ever heard
 
Speaking about MJ's birthday and whatnotRandomly hops into the conversation saying "wasn't he that really good footballplayer that died"
 
watching restaurant impossible with my gf's brother (the show where they help failing businesses)

Me: "Wow they fixed up that place pretty good."
Brother: "I wish I had a restaurant like that so Robert Irvine could come fix it up."

why the hell would you want to have a failing business and be in $100,000.00 worth of debt?
 
While in a funeral my girls fathers was in line to give his grievances ...

My girl went first then I went then my girls mother and when it was my girls fathers turn, he says congratulations ... LMAO - I was floored ...

the room got mad quiet and he turned red and started sweating. og did an about face and left the funeral home and left us behind.
 
JumpmanPro97 said:
watching restaurant impossible with my gf's brother (the show where they help failing businesses)

Me: "Wow they fixed up that place pretty good."
Brother: "I wish I had a restaurant like that so Robert Irvine could come fix it up."

why the hell would you want to have a failing business and be in $100,000.00 worth of debt?
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Cus Robert Irvines the man :nthat:
 
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i was at a hood chinese spot one night and some drunk girl went in there saying she didn't want dog in her noodles.
 
Keko Jones said:
While in a funeral my girls fathers was in line to give his grievances ...

My girl went first then I went then my girls mother and when it was my girls fathers turn, he says congratulations ... LMAO - I was floored ...

the room got mad quiet and he turned red and started sweating. og did an about face and left the funeral home and left us behind.
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Lmao
 
Favorite of mine. I was walking to class during my junior year of college

Girl #1: "Hey, why do the traffic lights have those beeping things that tell you when to stop and go?"

Girl #2: "I don't know, I think they're for deaf people or something."

:smh:
 
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So my ex-wife and I were in Orange County driving to go pick up our daughters. Her mom was watching our girls over the weekend and was at her friend's house for the day to take our daughters swimming. The neighborhood we were in was pretty nice and you could tell that there was some money there. I noticed how almost every yard had a sign for an alarm system (think ADT).

I said: "I wouldn't think that a neighborhood like this would have so many alarm systems because it seems pretty calm around here."

She said: "Yeah, it's not like there are a lot of black people in this area."

I was :x 0] :smh: >:

I asked for the divorce within the month. Definitely one of the last straws. I knew her father was a closet racist, but had never expected something so stupid to come out of her mouth. I wish I could remember some more dumb **** she said. :smh:
 
Back when I used to work at FedEx Hub a chick asked me do they have to gas up the trailers of the 18wheelers for them to roll...
 
i used to work in a grocery store and we had tomato sauce 2 for $1 (not a sale). a lady comes up to me and asks how much just one can would cost. whether it was a serious question or not, i gave her the 
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CTidda said:
Back when I used to work at FedEx Hub a chick asked me do they have to gas up the trailers of the 18wheelers for them to roll...
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lol my neighbors prob think im insane from laughing and howlin.


One of my friends thought alaska was an island because it was always secluded on the map.
 
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i was at cedar point 2 days ago and the wait time for the millenium force said 3/4 of an hour on the sign and some girl was heated because she said there was a 75 minute wait 
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When i worked at Tj Maxx in HS, I was a cashier and the line was packed. An old white lady came to my register to buy her stuff and said this

Me: "Sorry for the wait, its been busy all week"

Her: "Its not your fault, its all these damn Mexicans"

Me: 
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Her: "Its like they didnt get the memo, we were here first. Finders keepers"

Me:"Wasnt Arizona a part of Mexico at one point in time?"

Her: 
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Needless to say it wasnt a pleasant convo
 
My ex-GF saw a sign that said Honey Bucket and asked me if that was a fried chicken spot lol.

Not really stupid but I found it funny.
 
"Just got back from Trinidad"

"What part of Africa is that?"

"It's in the Caribbean."

"What part of Jamaica?"

:smh:
 
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