I Can't Get Laid!

Why not just smash the chick from back home? First love seems perfect, no?

If she's your first love then I'm sure you two can be open about talking about sex. Now if she's the wait for marriage type then that's different.

Best of luck.
 
Losing your virginity to a first love? That's where u ******g up. Lose it to some ratchet who you'll never see again. Tryna lose it to a first love is a female mentality and fantasy type ish. You'll be waiting forever
 
iLLiCiT305 said:
he needs to get on that flight school , xtra credit
or even potc 2 , hes lookin for a buss down
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:pimp: :nthat: :pimp:





iCarly is guilty pleasure type shhh. We used to watch it faded, but we weren't telling anybody, let alone girls.

You must be trollin.
 
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First your not a lame, one day your gonna wish you were a virgin when that stray alley cat is a couple days late on her flow. a lame is a thirsty dude that tries to jam everything and ends up popping some stray alley cat. Stop worrying about that meeeoooow and go get your degree/ build your career and find a wife to pop off in worry free.
 
HugheyFreeman said:
Play some wiz to get your head right. Preferably some Kush and Oj or Cabin Fever 2. You'll feel like the ****, and yambs will be got.
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"Who I Am"

Play 2-3x before meeting up with a chick.

YAMBZ WILL BE HAD -- but for real, the homie Jay Pratt laid the game down proper. Listen to that man. Let him act as your shepard and he shall lead you to that glorious warm only found inside of a woman.
 
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watch the simplepickup channel on you tube those guys are average looking maybe even below. but they forced their selves to have confidence. the techniques work try it. or get her drunk
 
Backpage. Strip Club. Bars. Clubs. 

Get on that IDGAF attitude. You cant give any F's at all.

When i get denied i usually be like "oh well, least i tried" because i use to be scared to try.

Try POF. I will be trying that soon. Gon be like Mark.

Once i get on POF i will be smashing diff bishes on the reg.

oh and stop fapping. its making you anti social even though u say your not. No way you 6'3 and have a great sense of humor and get no yambs. You must be doing something seriously wrong. Dont be depressed about it or stress it out. Its gonna come. 

Your not going to have a girl walk up to you begging you for the D. YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK PERIOD!
 
How guys have a hard time getting laid is beyond me, man. These broads now a days practically give it away and that's not even exaggerating. I don't understand what OP means by he flirts but can't close. If they flirt back, you're pretty much just waiting to find da location for where you're going to knock em down. Stop psyching yourself out into thinking ***** is some unattainable feat. It's not.

You're confident enough to speak to these females. In this day and age, that's literally all you have to do.
 
if you have liked a girl for 5 years and really want it to happen, you need to go all in. if you win you win, if you lose you move on to something better. so its really a win win
 
a blinkin said:
 
How guys have a hard time getting laid is beyond me, man. These broads now a days practically give it away and that's not even exaggerating. I don't understand what OP means by he flirts but can't close. If they flirt back, you're pretty much just waiting to find da location for where you're going to knock em down. Stop psyching yourself out into thinking ***** is some unattainable feat. It's not.

You're confident enough to speak to these females. In this day and age, that's literally all you have to do.
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This..

Surefire method is the friend of a friend social method.

Be introduced by a mutual friend (times have changed, always massively better than cold approach) ---> Chat up on social media and eventually through text ---> Arrange one casual outting together ---> Next outting invite to crib ---> Yambs acquired.

If social awkward, cut that **** out. Learn how to keep conversations going forever. In my experience, for some odd reason the BADDEST females are usually the loneliest while they shoot down 95% of cold approaches for reasons I do not attempt to understand.
 
play "shawty wanna ****" and you'll get the instant yambs

you over thinking it too much just go with the flow, your time will come
 
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360waves said:
First your not a lame, one day your gonna wish you were a virgin when that stray alley cat is a couple days late on her flow. a lame is a thirsty dude that tries to jam everything and ends up popping some stray alley cat. Stop worrying about that meeeoooow and go get your degree/ build your career and find a wife to pop off in worry free.
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Only worthy advice in here
 
rachi24 said:
I've just always held out hope we could be together, but I understand where you coming from.
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That is where you are wrong. I have been in this situation before. Hell I didn't lose my virginity til I was 22 to a chick I had liked for the longest that was a friend. Looking back it would have been no different than losing it on a one night stand. Pretty much got emotionally **** on the next day and let's just say nothing has happened since.

Keep occupied with other things man, it's not that big of a deal. The right time will come eventually for you.
 
Don't even feel bad OP, most dudes get the chance to lose their virginity in HS because they sought the yambs. It's when a girls standards will be at her lowest. All you need to be is fresh, have some personality and be a good listener.. After that though girls standards change as we get older so it's natural sometimes for a guy to go through droughts. So my advice at this point is to smash anything if you really wanna get it off your chest, cause this is a good age to be smashing without the thought of commitment. But it seems like you ain't even had a girlfriend. If you are interested in that too then hold on to the V. When you meet a girl you really like and and vice versa, she will appreciate it. Or she is a bird.

Don't doubt yourself homey and don't lower your standards if you have any.
 
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How guys have a hard time getting laid is beyond me, man. These broads now a days practically give it away and that's not even exaggerating. I don't understand what OP means by he flirts but can't close. If they flirt back, you're pretty much just waiting to find da location for where you're going to knock em down. Stop psyching yourself out into thinking ***** is some unattainable feat. It's not.

You're confident enough to speak to these females. In this day and age, that's literally all you have to do.
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I have no issue with da sex now, b
but I think your views are a bit screwed. in these big cities you have to jump through hoops to get these females to notice you.
I've noticed on vacation, when the houses are all spread out females are willing to hop on your johnson just to make a friday night a bit more interesting.

I remember going to Florida and running trains on waitresses the same night they met us, shhh was like throwing grenades in a small pond
 
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