Going to throw a house party at 30 years old

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

ALCON:

So I am 30 years old and I'm going to throw a christmas party. I know everyone is like wow big whoop house party, everyone does it. Well not me guys, I'm 30 and I just recently broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, I thought I was going to get married bros and she stright up dumped me. I've been trying to rebound, I went out with this girl the day after I broke up and I been having sexual intercourse with her for like 3 weeks. She hits me up yesterday and says she's pregnant and it's obviously not mine :smh:

Dead serious this happened.
Guys I've been taking some of the most insain L's of my entire life, I mean I rejoined this site after who knows how many years I've been gone L.

So I thought long and hard about my life over a bottle of fireball last night and after watching this video

I thought I'd try to throw a holiday house party.

Now being a 30 year old man with a amazing job and a great income this shouldn't be hard. But being a 30 year old man that has no ladies aka yambs? in his roster I have no idea where to start.

I've invited a few of my boys and some cool co workers but, how do I get these women to come through when I have none in my roster?

How do I make this NOT a sasuage fest?

How do I not make the rest of this year an L

Why I am I putting this up here when I know you guys don't know.

FML

-Jacob

hand2handking · Dec 15, 2013

disposable income = hire strippers

dakid23 · Dec 15, 2013

Invite Some 22-24 year old girls

stilljustblaze · Dec 15, 2013

Eff it make flyers and just invite random good looking women. Maybe some women from your job that you've never spoken to.

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

Hand2HandKing said:
disposable income = hire strippers

Strippers don't do anything for me, my boys took me to a strip club after I broke up and I was like this :frown:

miamiboy · Dec 15, 2013

Hire a DJ, hire a bartender, invite your coworkers, invite friends. You could also hire a catering service. Let your neighbors know youre having a X-Mas party so there might be a little noise and invite them too. Thats all I can think of.

stilljustblaze · Dec 15, 2013

Hand2HandKing said:
disposable income = hire strippers

bilboshmangins · Dec 15, 2013

(702) 232-0786

hit my homegirl up, she'll introduce you to some friends...

akajae · Dec 15, 2013

Jumpman24 sighting :wow:

My brother is 31 and is having an ugly sweater party next week.

If your party is wack, you can come to his.

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

MiamiBoy said:
Hire a DJ, hire a bartender, invite your coworkers, invite friends. You could also hire a catering service. Let your neighbors know youre having a X-Mas party so there might be a little noise and invite them too. Thats all I can think of.

dakid23 said:
Invite Some 22-24 year old girls

Good idea bros, I will do this!

curbsideprophet · Dec 15, 2013

Meetup.com

Join a group and invite folks.

Other than that I'd say put out a Facebook blast or hand out flyers at a college campus.

wj4 · Dec 15, 2013

Jacob is still alive! I need you to make a follow up music vid to that Jay Z joint from a decade ago ASAP.

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

If any of you guys are in San Jose and want to come, hit me.

mr jordan04 · Dec 15, 2013

Sausage fest

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

CurbsideProphet said:
Meetup.com

Join a group and invite folks.

Other than that I'd say put out a Facebook blast or hand out flyers at a college campus.

Don't know how safe I feel putting my address out there.

suberzat1 · Dec 15, 2013

Its the social media age, you should be able to get some yambs to your party. You have been gone awhile tho....awhile.

harlemtothebronx · Dec 15, 2013

I can relate to the first half of your post, bro. Girl of three years recently dumped me, and I've been on the worst streak of bad luck I've ever been in my life since then. :lol:

28 and single. Feel like a fish out of water. :lol:

As far as the party, I have no clue bro. Sounds like you can't really avoid the sausage fest at this point. Stock up on PS4 game cause y'all just gonna be passing the controller around. :lol:

am1x90xnike · Dec 15, 2013

Make Facebook group

Make bunch of food ( you could hire someone to cater of you can't cook, but making food always felt erred to me)

Make strong *** eggnog/punch with a couple cases of beer

Invite coworkers...if no single girls in your office invite people from Facebook

Through 'ugly sweater' in the title

Put away anything you don't want to get broken

Have fun, if people come its dope, of they don't call your boys, get drunk and go somewhere

Swear, y'all lives be to damn complicated for no reason.

akajae · Dec 15, 2013

jumpman247 said:
If any of you guys are in San Jose and want to come, hit me.

this almost guarantees your party will be a sausage fest.

es el · Dec 15, 2013

jumpman247 said:
If any of you guys are in San Jose and want to come, hit me.

San Jose huh :nerd:

harlemtothebronx · Dec 15, 2013

HarlemToTheBronx said:
I can relate to the first half of your post, bro. Girl of three years recently dumped me, and I've been on the worst streak of bad luck I've ever been in my life since then.

28 and single. Feel like a fish out of water.

As far as the party, I have no clue bro. Sounds like you can't really avoid the sausage fest at this point. Stock up on PS4 game cause y'all just gonna be passing the controller around.

@ The emoticons after every paragraph. Laugh to keep from crying. :frown:

egaroc1 · Dec 15, 2013

im in if its in SD.
Ill invite some birds to keep the party buzzin
:smokin

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

I been away for a while yes, I thought that I needed to grow up for my lady and I have. But NikeTalk has always been a part of my life and I got super salty when I saw henz0 make those complex most influential NikeTalker list every year.

If it wasn't for people like me there wouldn't be a henz0, even though he's my dude, it's true. I'll probably never make any excuse me miss remixes or any youtube videos again (maybe shoe reviews or a vine) but by god I'll never leave a website for a woman ever again.

I will be on NikeTalk until I die, I will never go away again PERIOD!

And my party will be EPIC, even though I am 30.

-Jacob

jumpman247 · Dec 15, 2013

HarlemToTheBronx said:
I can relate to the first half of your post, bro. Girl of three years recently dumped me, and I've been on the worst streak of bad luck I've ever been in my life since then.

28 and single. Feel like a fish out of water.

As far as the party, I have no clue bro. Sounds like you can't really avoid the sausage fest at this point. Stock up on PS4 game cause y'all just gonna be passing the controller around.

It's all brand new huh? I was trying to holla at a chick and all that came out of my mouth was " How you doin" :smh:

I refuse to have a sasuage fest man :rolleyes

Mark Antony · Dec 15, 2013

Y'all are just in the dumps now that's why it all seems like bad luck. Give it time, y'all will recover. And I can tell you now, just after parting ways with the one I thought was forever (all at seemingly around the same age 28-30) you're gonna take some L's with the ladies. They can sense your mental state.

You keep saying "even though I'm 30 " like you can't turn up anymore. Your parties should be better actually.

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