Whats the one thing people roast you the most about??

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People always get on me for how dark I am |I. I've had people say I look like Wesley Snipes, Akon, Calvin from House of Payne, Chief Keef without dreads, a locked character in a fighting game, Noob Saibot, Mr. Game and Watch, Taye Diggs, so and so on. It seems like people get the most creative with black jokes :x I don't be tripping though :rolleyes





I'm the funniest in my squad :tongue:











So yeah. What do people roast you about the most????
 
A lot of ******* say I'm too quiet... But most of the time I'm just too high to deal with y'all bull****
 
12 Million said:
People always get on me for how dark I am
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. I've had people say I look like Wesley Snipes, Akon, Calvin from House of Payne, Chief Keef without dreads, a locked character in a fighting game, Noob Saibot, Mr. Game and Watch, Taye Diggs, so and so on. It seems like people get the most creative with black jokes
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I don't be tripping though
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I'm the funniest in my squad
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So yeah. What do people roast you about the most????
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Bros use to compare to that platypus from Phineas and Ferb :lol:

Hella lowkey, always.
 
Family has always made fun of the way I dress because I like colorful fitted clothing. They usually all look like gang members in extra large everything. More recently they've started to grow up and now they seem to be taking notes on what I wear.


I.e. I wore salmon colored shorts, now they're on that colorful shorts wave.

It's whatever I used to them making fun of me then stealing my style
 
12 Million said:
a locked character in a fighting game, Noob Saibot,
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BRUH :rofl:

worst i got was "nutty p" the school year after the movie dropped because i was overweight & wore glasses. nothing these days.
 
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Op spits in water and makes coffee

Jk op, I am 5'7" master race, short jokes in front of the ladies as a kid. Some were funny as heck though.
 
Physically, I'm kind of skinny and lanky so sometimes my friends will comment on that.

This might sound stupid but people used to say my arms looked awkward when I walked, like they wouldn't move much. Now I keep my hands in my jacket/hoodie pockets in the cold months and in the warm months I keep them in my short pockets or hold my backpack straps when I walk.

Long arms can be useful but they just feel awkward sometimes. 
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Personality-wise, I'm the one in my circle that jokes and messes around a lot. Sometimes my friends aren't in the mood for it or take it too seriously so I'll catch a little heat for that from time to time.
 
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AgentZero said:
Personality-wise, I'm the one in my circle that jokes and messes around a lot. Sometimes my friends aren't in the mood for it or take it too seriously so I'll catch a little heat for that from time to time.
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Lol this is me too. I play with my ex a lot and sometimes she can't STAND it :lol: One time she damn near slapped the testosterone out of me because I said she had liger patterns on her stomach and inner thigh (she gave birth to a child. Shame on me :smh: ) And I hate it when some of my friends always wanna clown but get mad when I clown them back :stoneface: **** *** ***** suck eggs >:
 
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12 Million said:
People always get on me for how dark I am |I . I've had people say I look like Wesley Snipes, Akon, Calvin from House of Payne, Chief Keef without dreads, a locked character in a fighting game, Noob Saibot, Mr. Game and Watch, Taye Diggs, so and so on. It seems like people get the most creative with black jokes :x I don't be tripping though :rolleyes






I'm the funniest in my squad :tongue:












So yeah. What do people roast you about the most????
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My legit reaction while reading through that list. :lol: :lol:
 
Being dark and fat, I dish it back equally though. Used to be somewhat quick with those comebacks too.
 
currensy said:
Being dark and fat, I dish it back equally though. Used to be somewhat quick with those comebacks too.
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Yep. Sometimes they'll say something just so they can hear my comeback. Most of the time when they do this (and when I know they're doing this) I either say "Man, I know you ain't talking" and just walk off, or I'll be like "you big......." I won't even have to finish that part and they'll already be cracking up :pimp:
 
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Lol this is me too. I play with my ex a lot and sometimes she can't STAND it
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One time she damn near slapped the testosterone out of me because I said she had liger patterns on her stomach and inner thigh (she gave birth to a child. Shame on me
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) And I hate it when some of my friends always wanna clown but get mad when I clown them back
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**** *** ***** suck eggs
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I mess with my friends about their sisters (one is only 15 
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I prank everyone, sometimes in ways that I frame someone else or so that they don't discover what I've done till weeks later. For example IOU notes hidden in the smallest wallet compartments for money I never actually borrowed. 
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 (I might have to make a prank thread at some point I've done some wild stuff)

In HS I specifically targeted a few people who had such short tempers or hilarious reactions and trolled them 24/7. Those people literally thought I was a psychopath.
 
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It used to be my head when I was younger. I had a big water head growing up. I grew into it though
 
Jay Patt said:
Bros use to compare to that platypus from Phineas and Ferb :lol:

Hella lowkey, always.
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Just reminded me, friends use to call me Doc from back to the future for the same reason. Real lowkey, and always working on my flux capacitor.
 
Main thing would be my shoe size. I wear a 13 and i get the "clown feet" comments all the time 
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also my sense of style. My friends swear im stuck in the late 90's. I dont even dress that bad 
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 just cant do the cardigans and v-necks
 
that I'm a momma's boy, just from my brother's though. 

my friends don't really have anything to clown on me on, they just say they had sex with all my exes.
 
Mangudai954 said:
I don't get roasted. Historically though its prolly been being overweight.
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This.

Oh, and when I had braids (...and pretty much right up to when I grew facial hair), my ___s and I would be out and about and strangers would mistake me for a girl. My friends had a field day with that :lol:
 
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