you meet a girl and you are getting ready to get it crackin right before she pulls out.....

one time this chick wanted to get it poppin and i didnt have a condom and she was like let me check if i have one, my roommates gave me some last week....i was like :smh:
 
LoveHateSelf said:
 
#teamblessed

'you dont understand" 

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 Those jeans.

RIP
 
LoveHateSelf said:
#teamblessed
'you dont understand" 
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Classic! :rofl: Def Comedy Jam, RIP to the legend.

I'll never forget in high school this girl came to my crib and basically tried to rape me. I tried to pull out a condom and she told me she was allergic to latex so we couldn't use a condom :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: gladly took that L and told her we couldn't do anything
 
Used to get with a girl who kept a big box in her desk. One day when I was over I noticed she had a new box and I know I didn't finish last one.
Doesn't matter still hit.


sidenote: The girl I lost my v card to in hs had a sister a year older. Their mom would keep condoms stocked in the basement for them..
 
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Off topic but let's say you was getting busy with a girl, and you pull her pants off and find out she has a meat...what do you do?

(Everything else about the girl is 100, big breasts, fat ***, nice lips, she just has partial male genitalia (no testicles, just the meat))

Was watching an interview and this came in my head :lol:
 
FlyNY said:
Off topic but let's say you was getting busy with a girl, and you pull her pants off and find out she has a meat...what do you do?

(Everything else about the girl is 100, big breasts, fat ***, nice lips, she just has partial male genitalia (no testicles, just the meat))

Was watching an interview and this came in my head
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FlyNY said:
Off topic but let's say you was getting busy with a girl, and you pull her pants off and find out she has a meat...what do you do?

(Everything else about the girl is 100, big breasts, fat ***, nice lips, she just has partial male genitalia (no testicles, just the meat))

Was watching an interview and this came in my head :lol:
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FlyNY said:
Yo honestly I don't know what these females is fiending over, god.

Son has a buzz cut, his lips ain't even thick, and son got wild tats. My ***** just has blue eyes, that's all he got forreal forreal..and he's lightskin so 8/10 he's soft.

These females will fiend over anything, pa. Forreal they need to step their standards up. Son got 6 felonies, god
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you wish it was him ?
 
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FlyNY said:
Off topic but let's say you was getting busy with a girl, and you pull her pants off and find out she has a meat...what do you do?

(Everything else about the girl is 100, big breasts, fat ***, nice lips, she just has partial male genitalia (no testicles, just the meat))

Was watching an interview and this came in my head :lol:
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wanna know how I know you're...nvm..I'm already on probation.


just a head up...you getting busy with a girl...she's has a meat...then you're getting busy with a boy. that's a boy damon.
 
Is this a humble brag thread about how a you were able to use a magnum? You realize magnums aren't that much bigger. Only the XXL's are
 
If she got a condom on her she a *** or she trying to trap you.​
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Nothing wrong with that though if you just smashing. Use your own and A-Town Stomp on out of there.​
 
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magnums are for baby d's now. we've evolved b. elephant trunks dragging when we walk
 
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