Ever dated someone who was weird?

mangudai954

mangudai954

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How did you like it?

I don't really seem to attract them. The oddest thing I've encountered is a spongebob square pants obsession one of the girls I dated had. I didn't think too much about the wallpaper on her phone being spongebob. Kinda old for that but I shrugged it off. One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
 
Every girl I've ever dated has been obsessed with something. And seeing as your on a sneaker forum I'm guessing you are too. :wink:

SRS.
 
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Mangudai954 said:
How did you like it?

I don't really seem to attract them. The oddest thing I've encountered is a spongebob square pants obsession one of the girls I dated had. I didn't think too much about the wallpaper on her phone being spongebob. Kinda old for that but I shrugged it off. One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
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I know a girl like this that went to my school


Was she light skinned ?
 
Andretti said:
 
Mangudai954 said:
How did you like it?

I don't really seem to attract them. The oddest thing I've encountered is a spongebob square pants obsession one of the girls I dated had. I didn't think too much about the wallpaper on her phone being spongebob. Kinda old for that but I shrugged it off. One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
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I know a girl like this that went to my school


Was she light skinned ?
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You guys might be eskimo brothers 
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My girl is weird at first sight. Like she was extremely perky and seemed weird when I first met her, but after I went into a relationship with her I realized she was just like everyone else 
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I like weird babes.

one would love sniffing me, she would sniff me a lot. thought it was cute at the time, looking back now, that was weird man.

my last gf use to write my initials in a heart on her hand everyday as well as my first name on the inside of her ring finger, ever single day. she was also the first girl to tell me that if I leave her, she would kill me.
 
Yes. My longtime good female friend is a neat freak. After I remove my draws after waxing her *** she'll neatly fold them and hand them to me before leaving.

She always put my shoes a certain way. She's very organized. She turns her jeans inside out before putting them away. She's not that bad but she can get ansy when she wants or things get outta place. She has like everything and knows exactly where everything is.

She's a high ranking officer in law enforcement (not saying what) and looks like a model, hell she prolly looks better than most models or so she thinks.lol

There's more but I don't feel like thumbing anything else.
 
There was this shorty i use to date back in the day that bugged me out during sex. She warned me before hand that she doesn't make any noises during..no moaning or anything. I was like cool..maybe you just haven't been getting right..an she wake nah ..its just not me. I thought it would be weird but i was like F' it ...she was a straight dime..baddest joint in the office.

So when when we finally got to smash'n...i'm hit'n it missionary and she wasn't lieing..not a peep..pant or anything. So as i'm hitting it i look down at her and shorty was staring at me straight in my face like Jack Nicholson from the shining... dont forget she's not making A SOUND. I swear i nutted so quick and wrapped it up after that and dipped out. I told the story to all my coworkers..they started roll'n and wouldn't believe me cause she was too bad to do ish like that.....i'll admit i did hit it a few more times though and she did it everytime.
 
I once was dating a chick that didn't make any noise when she laughed. Like something would have her :rofl: , and it looked like she was laughing but no sound would come out. I read another story somewhere of a dude having a similar experience, only wondered if it was the same chick

I couldn't even enjoy Superbad because ole girl looked like she caught the holy ghost in the theater and the street cat sitting behind me kept asking if my girl was ok.
 
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There was this shorty i use to date back in the day that bugged me out during sex. She warned me before hand that she doesn't make any noises during..no moaning or anything. I was like cool..maybe you just haven't been getting right..an she wake nah ..its just not me. I thought it would be weird but i was like F' it ...she was a straight dime..baddest joint in the office.
So when when we finally got to smash'n...i'm hit'n it missionary and she wasn't lieing..not a peep..pant or anything. So as i'm hitting it i look down at her and shorty was staring at me straight in my face like Jack Nicholson from the shining... dont forget she's not making A SOUND. I swear i nutted so quick and wrapped it up after that and dipped out. I told the story to all my coworkers..they started roll'n and wouldn't believe me cause she was too bad to do ish like that.....i'll admit i did hit it a few more times though and she did it everytime.

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You were MOST Definitely not hitting that right. Sex goes way beyond a deep or short stroke.

You gotta get into her head. You gotta motivate her to motivate you.

I be in chicks like yeahhh you like that huh? Take daddy D, you feel that? (They answer) you like that? Who make that p feel good huh?

They start moaning and gushing like crazy.

I also throw in an occasional slap or mild choking, also hair pulling/tugging, calling them dirty names and making dirty statements as bout them (all women). That really gets it coming.


I guarantee I would have got her to open up 100%. And really enjoyed the poontang pie.











Here take this L bruh. You earned it.
 
TreyStylezPopz said:
You were MOST Definitely not hitting that right. Sex goes way beyond a deep or short stroke.

You gotta get into her head. You gotta motivate her to motivate you.

I be in chicks like yeahhh you like that huh? Take daddy D, you feel that? (They answer) you like that? Who make that p feel good huh?

They start moaning and gushing like crazy.

I also throw in an occasional slap or mild choking, also hair pulling/tugging, calling them dirty names and making dirty statements as bout them (all women). That really gets it coming.


I guarantee I would have got her to open up 100%. And really enjoyed the poontang pie.











Here take this L bruh. You earned it.
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My ***** just watched Baby Boy and came on here with that :lol: :lol:
 
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