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• Nov 11, 2014

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allreds

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So me and this girl have been talking for like a week and a half already. We live 3 hours away and she wants me to come visit her. Have drinks, eat, etc. Pretty dam sure shes feelin me, ya feel me?

-She asks me if I have a place to crash, (I do lol, my friend also lives in that city). so I tell her "No I don't.
-Tells me she has two couches in the living room that I can sleep on
-She lives with 2 other housemates. She has the master bedroom downstairs all to herself
-How do I "accidentally" happen to sleep in her bed? I don't want the couch obviously.

 

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georgehimself

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You already sound like she isn't going to sleep with you. Fap, save the gas money, and go to sleep.

 

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Based Jesus

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You driving 3 hours for ***** that ain't guaranteed?

 

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kevlar

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I smell an L on the way

 

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AgentZero

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Tell her the couch might not be enough room for you 

 

 

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allreds

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Based Jesus said:

You driving 3 hours for ***** that ain't guaranteed?

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LOL I know right? Srs though, I'm not trynna hit and quit.

AgentZero said:

Tell her the couch might not be enough room for you   

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LMAO will do

 

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solexsup

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Send her pic of ya dong

 

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wanksta23

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JJ Watt said:

Your in and you don't even know it.

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for real man...
it's most likely just going to happen...

 

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allreds

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JJ Watt said:

Your in and you don't even know it.

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I'm insecure. I really hope you're right

 

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allreds

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wanksta23 said:

for real man...
it's most likely just going to happen...

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I've had success with many randoms before, so why am I all paranoid about this one?

 

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robpzee612

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3 hrs for some yambs isn't worth it.

 

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Gill Baka Esq. LLC.

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allreds said:

wanksta23 said:

for real man...
it's most likely just going to happen...

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I've had success with many randoms before, so why am I all paranoid about this one?

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Your secretly gay...?

 

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6 Rings G.O.A.T.

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Tell her you're sleeping with her in her bed..

 

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Get her wasted

 

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Based Jesus said:

You driving 3 hours for ***** that ain't guaranteed?

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JJ Watt said:

Your in and you don't even know it.

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Some how.. These are both accurate...

 

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the 7th mile

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If you drive 3 hrs to chill with this chick and don't ****, you might have the swag of EWD.

Just lay down in her bed and stay there lol can't imagine her saying "I'm getting sleepy, time for you to go crash on the couch"...If all else fails just whip your **** out on her, if the chick really feeling you it never fails

 

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wanksta23 said:

for real man...
it's most likely just going to happen...

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exactly. you said you're having drinks and eating etc. unless your game is 100% fail, you will be sleeping in her bed

 

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Teknoman

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georgehimself said:

You already sound like she isn't going to sleep with you. Fap, save the gas money, and go to sleep.

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Bingo. 3 hours is a no go.

 

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6 rings MJ said:

Tell her you're sleeping with her in her bed..

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Basically. I'd let her know I'm not about that couch life if I'm driving 3 hours.

 

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vladimir dinero

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show up in da 8 ball jacket so she knows you aint playin

 

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Have you thought about sending her a 500 word text mentioning that Michelle Obama didn't make Barack sleep on the couch?

 

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VLADIMIR DINERO said:

show up in da 8 ball jacket so she knows you aint playin

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yeah

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Tell her that you are delivurt and you need to sleep with a women.

 

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KEVLAR said:

 

I smell an L on the way

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The follow up thread is where the real lulz are. But to gain those lulz we must first invest in this thread.

 

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once yall get drunk or etc the couch wont even be on ya mind

she just saying that for now

U have access to the bed just play ya cards right