whats some "Weird" habits that you have NT...

when i am the laundrymat, i open the dryer and sniff a stranger's panties and then i close it
 
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After a #2 I like to check my work out.

At public bathrooms, when I pee I pretend I'm a fireman and the random pubic hairs in the toilet bowl are fire. I clean it all up and feel satisfied when I do
 
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DZaster said:
Disgusting.

A ***** needs soft TP and baby wipes on deck
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If one is not using baby wipes or wet toilet paper

they got the dutty butt

chocolate chips errwhere 
 
Used to pee on my carpet instead of go to the restroom when I had to pee at night
I put deodorant on my chest/neck
I sniff under my nails all the time
Eat my burgers upside down with a lot of ketchup
Eat cereal with no milk
Drink room temp soda or sometimes warm soda
 
MrRolex said:
Once a month or so I will squat over the toilet and **** with my hand under the exit hole.

Grab whatever comes out and squeeze as if it was a stress relief device.


Why I do this ? No idea. Kinda fun. Never know what type of poop you'll get under you squeeze
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12 Million said:
I also pee in my vents. Sometimes when the heat is turned in the house will start smelling like pee [emoji]128561[/emoji][emoji]128561[/emoji][emoji]128561[/emoji][emoji]128561[/emoji][emoji]128561[/emoji]
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DonRe said:
Rather have sex than get head even if shorty is on her period. Or rather not **** at all.
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lakersman3000 said:
I take a piss in the bathroom sink constantly..so much more comfortable and I don't got to move to wash my hands....
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DMan14 said:
when i am the laundrymat, i open the dryer and sniff a stranger's panties and then i close it
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shekki said:
I know a few people who just wipe 3 times and say that it's clean...
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When I fap, its gotta be a POV and I respond to what she says. If she says omg yes **** me harder I'm like u want it harder ***** huh u can handle all this pipe thus fapping harder.

Underneath my bed and drivers seat is like a world of dried boogers. Put your hand under their and feel flakes.

I use to pick my sores and dead skin n chew on em.

**** a tooth pick I just bite a nail n clean my teeth

I'd fap wipe off my hands and never wash my hands then go eat pizza or something.

When my bday coming up, every time my girl get paid 2 months leading up to my day I go and take 20 from her and put it up. So when my bday come I give it to her and tell her and on top of whatever she buys me I can get her to buy me whatever kicks I want with that cash

I fapped to monster ball, baller block in, crash, don't be a menace to name a few
 
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Soggy cereal >>>>>> any other way to eat it IDC IDC IDC
 
Willchamberlain said:
When I fap, its gotta be a POV and I respond to what she says. If she says omg yes **** me harder I'm like u want it harder ***** huh u can handle all this pipe thus fapping harder.

Underneath my bed and drivers seat is like a world of dried boogers. Put your hand under their and feel flakes.

I use to pick my sores and dead skin n chew on em.

**** a tooth pick I just bite a nail n clean my teeth

I'd fap wipe off my hands and never wash my hands then go eat pizza or something.

When my bday coming up, every time my girl get paid 2 months leading up to my day I go and take 20 from her and put it up. So when my bday come I give it to her and tell her and on top of whatever she buys me I can get her to buy me whatever kicks I want with that cash

I fapped to monster ball, baller block in, crash, don't be a menace to name a few
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LMFAO WOW...I can't lie the scene were dude was gettin topped off before he got killed  and the scene at the party with all them freaks had me open at a young age

U wild bra lmaooo..
 
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LMFAO WOW...I can't lie the scene were dude was gettin topped off before he got killed  and the scene at the party with all them freaks had me open at a young age


U wild bra lmaooo..
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The party scene is what got me... I was young tho ain't even buss one. Just got to rubbing n humping. Pops bought me that movie when it first dropped changed my life
 
Willchamberlain said:
When I fap, its gotta be a POV and I respond to what she says. If she says omg yes **** me harder I'm like u want it harder ***** huh u can handle all this pipe thus fapping harder.

Underneath my bed and drivers seat is like a world of dried boogers. Put your hand under their and feel flakes.

I use to pick my sores and dead skin n chew on em.

**** a tooth pick I just bite a nail n clean my teeth

I'd fap wipe off my hands and never wash my hands then go eat pizza or something.

When my bday coming up, every time my girl get paid 2 months leading up to my day I go and take 20 from her and put it up. So when my bday come I give it to her and tell her and on top of whatever she buys me I can get her to buy me whatever kicks I want with that cash

I fapped to monster ball, baller block in, crash, don't be a menace to name a few
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I'm going to keep it weird, not savage... Mostly... And for the record, I've never poo'd in my hand, anyone else's hand, or anything toilet... Maybe a tub as a kid with the runs...

I pick my nose at home a lot... Always got boogers... Don't save tho, cleanex them...

I've got to end the stuff I post online with "..."... It really, really bothers me if I don't...

I'll walk around home and do the Shinsuke Nakamura theatrics... I feel like my swag is on a hundred thousand...

Took garbage out St work couple months back during super heavy down pour... Was soaked and said **** it... I'm doing Rainmaker Okada pose... Felt good yo...

My jizz is apparently super thick... I've never been able to fap on showers cause it'll turn to quick cement like... Never washes outta pubes... First time I give girls a facial and they go to clean is hilarious... Hearing them complain and fail is great...

I've been known to bring a book into the bathroom to poo.. And stay in there for 3 hours just reading...

I use baking soda toothpaste... People told me thats weird... I hate/love the feeling...

Wet wipes at home 99% of the time... If not, I'll spit on tp to moisten...

I'm not bout that stale air life either... Window always open a Crack with a fan going...
 
ya got to eat more leafy greens, high fiber foods and stay hydrated. i dont eem need to really whipe when i #2, comes out clean :smokin
 
I remember in the savage thread some dude pissed in a bowl and saved it for later to wash his face with it. Completely stopped the thread and people went in on him for at least 2 pages 
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