I hate it when a huge piece of poo comes out and splashes the water high enough that it gets on my booty. Have to wipe all that ish off and ruins my day.
Oh, and I still need to try out wetwipes. #teamfold tho.
I hate it when a huge piece of poo comes out and splashes the water high enough that it gets on my booty. Have to wipe all that ish off and ruins my day
Oh, and I still need to try out wetwipes. #teamfold tho.
Bruh....I think its time for some poop stories...
I remember a few years back, I was constipated BAD. Like for weeks.
I was living with my aunt and uncle and it was about 3 in the morning. I tried to go but nothing came out. I then made up my mind that I was going to poop and I was going to poop tonight! Im pushing and pushing and pushing, but nothing. Im sweating, taking 5 mintues breaks in between 20 minute attempts. I would feel the tip breaking but never had enough to get it all out. Finally, like an hour in. I break. The tip his the bottom of the toilet like it was stone and made a loud *CLINK* noise. Im sigh in relief because its finally over.......but its not. It just keeps coming and coming...my mind was done, but my angus gave no dambs. Its was like it was my angus on auto pilot. My brain was done pooping but it was still coming...effortlessly. I stood up, turned around and looked...I promise it was a log the length on my entire lower intestine.......with NO BREAK.
I tried to flush that thing. The toilet clogged up and flooded the bathroom. Had to wake my uncle to get the plunger, which did nothing. Ended up waking up the entire house trying to get my super log down the commode.
Pretty much this....
Id still eat it like it's nothin
girls don't poop.
You clever, disgusting ****.
