Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[Based Jesus]

**** was awkward and uncomfortable. I did not notice any advantages to the position. I'll stick to unnatural squatting.

 

[ronaldo nazario]

Im bout to try this. Will report back with findings.

I pray you don't have the BG's when you try this.

 

[prayformojo]

I think its time for some poop stories...

I remember a few years back, I was constipated BAD. Like for weeks.

I was living with my aunt and uncle and it was about 3 in the morning. I tried to go but nothing came out. I then made up my mind that I was going to poop and I was going to poop tonight! Im pushing and pushing and pushing, but nothing. Im sweating, taking 5 mintues breaks in between 20 minute attempts. I would feel the tip breaking but never had enough to get it all out. Finally, like an hour in. I break. The tip his the bottom of the toilet like it was stone and made a loud *CLINK* noise. Im sigh in relief because its finally over.......but its not. It just keeps coming and coming...my mind was done, but my angus gave no dambs. Its was like it was my angus on auto pilot. My brain was done pooping but it was still coming...effortlessly. I stood up, turned around and looked...I promise it was a log the length on my entire lower intestine.......with NO BREAK .

I tried to flush that thing. The toilet clogged up and flooded the bathroom. Had to wake my uncle to get the plunger, which did nothing. Ended up waking up the entire house trying to get my super log down the commode.

Bravo, bravo....I haven't laughed that hard in years. Doubled over laughing with tears - my wife looking at me like I lost my mind.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

i just tried to squat on the toilet nope not willing to risk slipping in the can

 

[scientific]

At this whole thread

 

[jaymosenvied]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

 

[Ox.]

Do y'all keep your bottoms on the thigh when sitting or down to the ankles?

 

[nazdrowie]

i just tried to squat on the toilet nope not willing to risk slipping in the can

yaw gotta invest in a squatty potty...its east meets west 

 

[$tacy]

That's what you get for using 0.5 ply toilet paper.

Bruh I thought family dollar was clutch. Lesson learned tho. U know how bad it is getting a hemorrhoid thanksgiving week? Smashed all this food and it had to come out. Had me patting instead of wiping.

 

[HEATHEN]

this thread yo, .

 

[HEATHEN]

IDK how folks still use toilet paper, when baby wipes been out.


i mean, there's clean, and then there's Huggies clean.


have me Diddy boppin' out the restroom..

 

[dh1water]

 

bruh 

 

[dtb00201]

yaw gotta invest in a squatty potty...its east meets west 

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Even with the squaty potty I still don't always get big turds like that. I still use it, but it doesn't always work that well to me. There's been times I thought I had all the dookie out while using it and then I put my feet on the floor and more comes out.

 

[HEATHEN]

ya'll need to drink more water & get more fiber into your diet.


dudes walking around with a belly full of **** like that's what's poppin' in these streets.

 

[tee eye ehm]

Flushable wipes are costing sewage companies millions of dollars due to clogging the pipes.


Anyways I'm ...

Team Standup.
Team Fold The TP.
Team Look at TP After Each Wipe.

 

[HEATHEN]

Flushable wipes are costing sewage companies millions of dollars due to clogging the pipes.


Anyways I'm ...

Team Standup.
Team Fold The TP.
Team Look at TP After Each Wipe.

there are biodegradable flushable wipes on the market.

 

[tee eye ehm]

Flushable wipes are costing sewage companies millions of dollars due to clogging the pipes.


Anyways I'm ...

Team Standup.
Team Fold The TP.
Team Look at TP After Each Wipe.

there are biodegradable flushable wipes on the market.

Even those have proven to be "unflushable"

 

[HEATHEN]

Even those have proven to be "unflushable"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Bruh once you go #TeamWipe you can never go back to #TeamTP.


It's like being born again.

 

[tee eye ehm]

Even those have proven to be "unflushable"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Bruh once you go #TeamWipe you can never go back to #TeamTP.


It's like being born again.

Your tax dollars are hard at work.

For the record, I use baby wipes after TP. I dont flush the wipes though.

 

[DadNboujee]

Remember that site ratemypix.com back in the day,

They had one where you "rate my poo"

Lulz for days. On the names

Lord of the rings
Toilet bowl cobra

 

[HEATHEN]

^^^^

 

[3am scholar]

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[301216baller]

Stand = regular doodoo

Sit= Mudd butt

 

[301216baller]

I had a homie growing up that claimed he used to wipe till he saw blood

 

[green rhino123]

a homie, huh?