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and thats the same hand imma slap you with if you keep being disrespectful whoadie
Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?
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I got reported for a photo containing dookie that i left in a spoiler.
Got my first warning in the 8 years i've been on NT.
Oh whale. I thanked meth for the warning and i'll be more careful
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YOOOOOOOoOOOO
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You supposed to be bout the positivity bruh
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Im pretty sure dookie is biodegradable.
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CRYINGGGGGGGG
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The most important thing I've learned in this thread is that most of you need to sort your diet out - it's not about position or wet/dry or how you hold the TP - if you're filling the bowl with paper "it" is coming out wrong.
That, and some of you are savages and some of you are weirdly ashamed of a natural function.
That, and some of you are savages and some of you are weirdly ashamed of a natural function.
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I usually twerk out the remaining residue.
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ya should learn how to whipe with your off hand.
i remember injuring my right hand and basically having my girl clean me up bc i couldnt do it with the left
i remember injuring my right hand and basically having my girl clean me up bc i couldnt do it with the left
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I'm sorry man, I legit don't wanna laugh because you never know, but injuring my wiping hand won't have me asking my wife to wipe my ***
It gotta take a lot more than that for me to put my pride aside and let her handle the mess I create EVERYTIME I go to the toilet...I poop 2-3 a day and it be cray
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NTers wipe sitting down like females
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I've always wondered this too. ___s stay talking about "if I'm home I just hop in the shower" and my mind can't put this series of events together.
Y'all hoping straight off of the toilet into the tub and letting the leftovers M.Bison slide down your drains? :x
Straight like that? No preliminary wipes or anything? How often do you ___s clean your tubs if you're moving like that?
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Not only that, but bare handing the remains off your crack with water just nauseates me Bruh... :x
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Another house cat that was never properly potty trained.NTers wipe sitting down like females
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at this whole thread
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Thread is hilarious.
Stand to wipe and fold the tp.
Stand to wipe and fold the tp.
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Oh yeah. I always forget to do that before I drop oneAye the secret (learned it on nt from a similar thread) place some tp in the bowl before u go, it acts like a reverse suppressor for your poop. Changed my life completely with this simple fix. No more booty drips, no more shamu splash zones. Free to unload fast n furious bruh. 100% tested and approved for the masses.
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I'm dropping a load one day at the office and dude from India comes in and goes to the stall next to me. I'm not really paying him much mind as I was deep into a game of spades on my phone. I happen to look down tho and I notice he slid his New Balances off. First thought was aight maybe fam just changing his clothes, but next thing u kno his feet/legs disappear. Now I'm really confused, in my mind I'm like I kno fam ain't playing peek a boo hovering over the stall checking me out.. I look up and don't see him peeking but I hear bowel movements splashing into the toilet so I'm really confused. After I get my wipe on, I'm washing my hands still in confusion because I still don't see his feet/legs in the mirror reflection, then all of a sudden a black sock appears, then another. Now I'm tripping, dried my hands, hit the Purell one good time, and got outta there.
It was on my mind all day so I'm like **** it imma ask ol boy what that was about. Come to find out, fam takes his dumps in the "natural squatting" position, meaning feet all on the toilet seat like the pic above, he said this was a common thing in India
LMFAOWHAT
take my imaginary rep b, i literally ran out by the time i read this posthow you not hit ya ankles?! nah no way lol
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Bruh...dudes gotta get full on bottom naked for this...no way they can do this with pants at your ankles and not risk dropping logs in your Undies....too much collateral damage for this technique.
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I ran out of toilet paper and had to take a huge dump this morning. As a result, I had to wipe my *** with paper towels. **** was torture. I'm on my way to walmart now to get a 12 pack of to so this won't happen to me again.
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I get full nude to use the urinal. Nothing new
