Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[Mr.Guy]

Am I the only one that squats over the toilet to avoid siting on the toilet when I have to **** in a public bathroom? My public bathroom squat game is on fleek.

 

[green rhino123]

I ran out of toilet paper and had to take a huge dump this morning. As a result, I had to wipe my *** with paper towels. **** was torture. I'm on my way to walmart now to get a 12 pack of to so this won't happen to me again.

you think thats bad? i once used sheets from a five-star notebook (college ruled)

 

[dropten]

This thread is pure comedy

 

[jumpman247]

Is this topic real life?

 

[dman14]

Is this topic real life?

#cleandoodoomatters

 

[sreggie101]

I get full nude to use the urinal. Nothing new

i kno u jk lol

 

[tr1ll]

I ran out of toilet paper and had to take a huge dump this morning. As a result, I had to wipe my *** with paper towels. **** was torture. I'm on my way to walmart now to get a 12 pack of to so this won't happen to me again.

you think thats bad? i once used sheets from a five-star notebook (college ruled)

Bruh, when you repeatedly crumble and uncrumble the paper until it gets soft..

 

[ksteezy]

i used newspaper once, dirtied my butt more than i was able to clean, i now had ink and poop on my crack...

 

[halftime]

When I was in Egypt the toilets were actually in the floor (full flushing systems and all) which promoted the proper squatting position

**** is real out here

 

[Gordonson]

I ran out of toilet paper and had to take a huge dump this morning. As a result, I had to wipe my *** with paper towels. **** was torture. I'm on my way to walmart now to get a 12 pack of to so this won't happen to me again.

If you put a little soap on it and then wet it, then rubbed it together until it was foamy, you would've realized how superior of a cleaning tool they are.

You just have to take out the trash way more often since flushing that can't be a good idea

 

[kingkoopa]

I ran out of toilet paper and had to take a huge dump this morning. As a result, I had to wipe my *** with paper towels. **** was torture. I'm on my way to walmart now to get a 12 pack of to so this won't happen to me again.

Frail booty *** *****.

If you don't live with a women, you've used paper towels before.

SMH gettin tortured by a PAPER TOWEL!

 

[offset pow clow]

How do you not have enough sense to wet the paper towel

 

[johnson1]

This thread

Man I haven't cried like this in a while thank you to all who contributed

I'm a stand up and bend over right hand wiper, scruncher not a folder

 

[newera202]

I sit and wipe...just to look cool for the "MAN" while he watches me

I looked at myself in the mirror one day as i was standing and wiping...just didnt look right.

 

[Ox.]

I sit and wipe...just to look cool for the "MAN" while he watches me

I looked at myself in the mirror one day as i was standing and wiping...just didnt look right.

 

[newera202]

^ Go to sleep kid, you know nothing.

10,000 post in a little over 2 yeasrs doesnt look to good...

 

[nazdrowie]

When I was in Egypt the toilets were actually in the floor (full flushing systems and all) which promoted the proper squatting position

**** is real out here

the west is living in a fantasea 

 

[SC kid]

Do u stand or sit

 

[adobecs4]

There's always one Debbie Downer.

 

[mastamind033]

I was 13 the first time I went to Korea and when I went to visit my aunt out in the country, they had the toilet in the floor were you had to squat.

I was legit confused and stood there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to use it.

 

[kingkoopa]

Am I the only one who hasn't laughed at anything in here, but rather find it pretty corny?

No shots, I want to know if I'm alone on this one.

Altough you sometimes have insightful info.

You will forever be a BAN.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

i dont wanna measure or take pics, but i just dropped my second for the day, and i think its a soft 12 inches.

 

[green rhino123]

i dont wanna measure or take pics, but i just dropped my second for the day, and i think its a soft 12 inches.

very healthy, very healthy indeed

 

[rustlenomics]

if its too sloppy and no hope for it with toilet paper i just rinse my booty in the tub. 

but i usually stay seated and use my right arm to wipe, my girl saw me and her mind was blown..

 

[mr marcus]

How do you not have enough sense to wet the paper towel

exactly