Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

• Jan 25, 2015

• #376

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All I do is lean forward and wipe when I sit. Not complicated at all.

Yall dudes that wipe standing are just subconsciously afraid of sitting. Acting like sitting is gonna kill you.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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We gonna need video demonstrations, because I cannot picture how standing up to wipe is an easy task...I'll try to get video footage of my method and findings

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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Jayzz said:

Bruh you on my hella sus list now.

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Hey man

 

• Jan 25, 2015

• #379

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JohnnyRedStorm said:

All I do is lean forward and wipe when I sit. Not complicated at all.

Yall dudes that wipe standing are just subconsciously afraid of sitting. Acting like sitting is gonna kill you.

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All that doo doo you smearing up your crack

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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T Lo Sweater

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I gotta stop wiping for 10 seconds

I end up having toilet paper chunks in my *** hair

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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johnnyredstorm

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Na I wet the tp

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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ksteezy said:

We gonna need video demonstrations, because I cannot picture how standing up to wipe is an easy task...I'll try to get video footage of my method and findings

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• Jan 25, 2015

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JohnnyRedStorm said:

Na I wet the tp

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Stop, tp is to fragile to wet & wipe b

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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SC kid

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So you stand and single ply

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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Offset POW CLOW said:

JohnnyRedStorm said:

Na I wet the tp

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Stop, tp is to fragile to wet & wipe b

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you wet the tp, place it on top of dry top and boom.

 

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• Jan 25, 2015

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And Boom, tissue residue all in your ***.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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I know some of yall fingers be stank.

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they know its doo doo and they still smell it.

 

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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dman14

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ya use the one knuckle trick, right. you can only go as far as that first knuckle

i would vine my techneek but i need someone to hold the phone

 

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• Jan 25, 2015

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Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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Nah, your **** stepped on.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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JohnnyRedStorm said:

Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

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Pics for the beasts?

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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If you don't like the dry TP make use of the water supply beneath thine hiney.


Gently Dip either the TP or yourself

 

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• Jan 25, 2015

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JohnnyRedStorm said:

Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

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Wet paper towel = baby wipes

Wet toilet paper = stank hands

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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johnnyredstorm

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Nah I ain't putting bounty on my crack. Wet tp layered on dry tp is perfection

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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dman14

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ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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green rhino123

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using paper towels to wipe thy buttocks > toilet paper

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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This.

This is the thread for me.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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DMan14 said:

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

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I used to use these until I used them to clean sneakers and realized that you probably shouldn't be putting them chemicals on your angus

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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Gordonson said:

DMan14 said:

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

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I used to use these until I used them to clean sneakers and realized that you probably shouldn't be putting them chemicals on your angus

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oh ****, someone actually did it.

 

• Jan 25, 2015

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:x at using Lysol wipes. Made that mistake once. Once.