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Hey what is the fastest way to cleanse your system of toxins and to pass a drug test? Any drinks, formulas, methods or anything anyone can think of? Thanks
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Best way is to not do drugs at all, b.
This coming from a user.
If it's for a job, quit and restart after probation period ends.
This coming from a user.
If it's for a job, quit and restart after probation period ends.
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How long u smoke op
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Niacin and sweat inducing exercise. You can get it from Wal Mart
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whizzanator, works like a charm
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1. The best way to cleanse your system of "toxins" is to stop putting them in your body. All detox drinks/products are BS. Your body already has two great detoxifiers: your liver and your kidneys. If your liver and kidneys aren't ridding your body of these toxins on their own, your body is in serious trouble and you should probably go to the hospital immediately.
2. As far as passing a drug test goes: synthetic urine.
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If your concerned about getting a job, you shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place. Your telling me that your unemployed, yet still do drugs all day instead of looking for a job? There goes the problem right there.
Maybe you should just volunteer somewhere like a library in the meanwhile, while you drop the addiction and get your life together. Later on in about 6 months you can hit the job search again, and I'm sure your volunteer job will be more than happy to give you a referral.
You're not ready to be an employee yet.
Maybe you should just volunteer somewhere like a library in the meanwhile, while you drop the addiction and get your life together. Later on in about 6 months you can hit the job search again, and I'm sure your volunteer job will be more than happy to give you a referral.
You're not ready to be an employee yet.
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Why everyone gotta play daddy with the lectures? 
OP: I'm not an expert by any means, but from everything I've read/heard is that without the proper amount of time, you can't flush all the drug toxins out. Depending on the drug, it'll take at least a couple of days.
You can drink a ton of water to dilute the sample, which would buy you more time if they had you do it again or some employers just call it good and you don't have to do another one.
This is all assuming it's a urine analysis for the drug test.
Have you done this? My brother told me about this a long time ago, but I never had to worry about testing the theory.
OP: I'm not an expert by any means, but from everything I've read/heard is that without the proper amount of time, you can't flush all the drug toxins out. Depending on the drug, it'll take at least a couple of days.
You can drink a ton of water to dilute the sample, which would buy you more time if they had you do it again or some employers just call it good and you don't have to do another one.
This is all assuming it's a urine analysis for the drug test.
Have you done this? My brother told me about this a long time ago, but I never had to worry about testing the theory.
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Why everyone gotta play daddy with the lectures?
Because this is NT
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Borrow drug free piss & keep it warm
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wow nt'ers is hella lame with these reply's
...you know it could take up 1-2 months to be clean..how is a man going to make money in the meantime?
dogg go to a "Headshop/ smokeshop" call them up ask if they have the detox drinks
my boy uses it for his p.o and it works ...but just dont do drugs/smoke a day or two hell even three days before .
carrying piss on u can work but also risky & nasty if done wrong or they staning next to u watching
dogg go to a "Headshop/ smokeshop" call them up ask if they have the detox drinks
my boy uses it for his p.o and it works ...but just dont do drugs/smoke a day or two hell even three days before .
carrying piss on u can work but also risky & nasty if done wrong or they staning next to u watching
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Piss test is crazy easy to beat. GNC sells masking agents, follow the directions and you should be good. It helps if you haven't smoked in a day or two.
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...wait you guys realize he never said anything about being unemployed/looking for a job, right?
Employers are legally not allowed to go into the bathroom with you for a drug-screening.
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LOL at the lengths people go through
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NTer's so quick to judge and go the extreme route. How do you know he's unemployed and wasting his days away getting high? He could be working currently, and able to smoke with no fear of testing, etc. and just looking to change jobs or get into a company that is going to make him pass a test. Weirdo
Word, I'm on a 3 month break right now waiting on a test for a promotion.
Feels bad man.
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All these people living in glass houses and throwing stones
OP niacin is magic. Get the regular, not the flush free and drink at least 2 gallons of water every day for at least 5 days while taking 4 pills a day. TRUST ME. You can be clean in at least a week
OP niacin is magic. Get the regular, not the flush free and drink at least 2 gallons of water every day for at least 5 days while taking 4 pills a day. TRUST ME. You can be clean in at least a week
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damn, 2 gallons a day!? i dont think id be able to make my 20 minutes drive home from work without pissing myself
im telling you guys the whizzanator is the way to go. sure it might cost a little bit up front but ive used mine like 3 or 4 times so far, never had any issues.
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I heard taking niacin feels like your skin is burning. My homies used synthetic piss and said it worked.
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LMMFAO at these posts...... Anyways depending on the drug and how heavy you use the drug... you can go work out and drink water and pass by yourself.. this is based on casual use btw...... IDK bout you heavy drug users out there.
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Easiest way to cleanse yourself is to get a blood transfusion.
Find a doctor who is willing to drain your dirty blood out of your body and who will implant the new fresh blood into you.
Find a doctor who is willing to drain your dirty blood out of your body and who will implant the new fresh blood into you.
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I've done that method. I just used a few needles and a 5 gallon bucket. Repped.
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if you are unsure if any of this didnt work the day of, eat several poppy seed bagels to get that false positive
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I can co-sign this. It's a little more tedious than the synthetic urine route, but the results are worth it.
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