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Only the stuntin broke thots who are sharing a hotel room with 3 other friends, frontin like they doin it big.
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Only the stuntin broke thots who are sharing a hotel room with 3 other friends, frontin like they doin it big.
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Its crazy down here man, my boy works at Clevelander and he was telling me about chicks offering up the head and yambz afterwards to bypass the $80 entry fee to the MayPac fight last Saturday. I swear broke thots would do anything to be part of the scene.
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Only the stuntin broke thots who are sharing a hotel room with 3 other friends, frontin like they doin it big.
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Only the stuntin broke thots who are sharing a hotel room with 3 other friends, frontin like they doin it big.
Preach. Them the easiest to bag tho, ***** will toss you the box with the quickness, cause by Saturday she tired of sleeping on the floor.
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So true!Preach. Them the easiest to bag tho, ***** will toss you the box with the quickness, cause by Saturday she tired of sleeping on the floor.
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Lol in lieu of developments.. anybody been to NO recently?
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**** I don't know why not
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Miami is one of the best vacations I've ever gone on...in a scumbaggish type of way. My boy works in the nightclub biz in San Diego so he had some connects in FL.
Fountain Bleu Cabanas, LIV VIP, Tootsies VIP. Pats vs. Fins VIP, sluttiest girls I've ever encountered. We had strippers shooting dildos out their coochies knocking over bowling pins at the telly.
Still paying off that credit card. No STDs
But you going with your girl
Fountain Bleu Cabanas, LIV VIP, Tootsies VIP. Pats vs. Fins VIP, sluttiest girls I've ever encountered. We had strippers shooting dildos out their coochies knocking over bowling pins at the telly.
Still paying off that credit card. No STDs
But you going with your girl
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Miami is one of the best vacations I've ever gone on...in a scumbaggish type of way. My boy works in the nightclub biz in San Diego so he had some connects in FL.
Fountain Bleu Cabanas, LIV VIP, Tootsies VIP. Pats vs. Fins VIP, sluttiest girls I've ever encountered. We had strippers shooting dildos out their coochies knocking over bowling pins at the telly.
Still paying off that credit card. No STDs
But you going with your girl
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this is the only way i'll step foot in that turd of a town.
Miami is one of the best vacations I've ever gone on...in a scumbaggish type of way. My boy works in the nightclub biz in San Diego so he had some connects in FL.
Fountain Bleu Cabanas, LIV VIP, Tootsies VIP. Pats vs. Fins VIP, sluttiest girls I've ever encountered. We had strippers shooting dildos out their coochies knocking over bowling pins at the telly.
Still paying off that credit card. No STDs
But you going with your girl
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"I'm in Miami... Alot of these girls are too messy." - *Drizzy voice*
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EVEN????????
Bruh Miami can't eem be compared to Hawaii.....don't eem mention them in the same sentence!
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Miami vs Hawaii, the next NT Cali vs NYC
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I mean you are with your girl, you can stay in Biscayne. I stayed on Biscayne, BLVD last time I was there. Quick driver over the bridge. Lots of food choices right there as well. You don't NEED to stay on the beach.
I would rent a car though.
Also, if you like Empenadas, go to Charlotte's Bakery on Washington, down by South Beach
I would rent a car though.
Also, if you like Empenadas, go to Charlotte's Bakery on Washington, down by South Beach
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Go to Ft Lauderdale
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Unlike most of people in this thread, I think Miami can be a perfect vacation spot especially if you're coming with your girl.
I just opened up The 1 Hotel, which is on 24th and Collins. It's beautiful and I would suggest staying there as it's brand new, the food is spectacular, and the rooftop pool has the best view on the beach.
I assume you know all the typical club joints (Liv, Mansion, Story etc), but I'd suggest checking out Wall or E11even. E11even has the best after hours, and even though during the day it's a strip club, at 3 - 4 in the morning on Fridays and Saturday, it's where industry folks gather to hang out.
Someone mentioned Blackbird, it has fantastic southern food. In addition I'd check out Local House or Siena Tavern. Both are fantastic. If you end up renting a car, and you're into Sushi, try looking up Matsuri. It's near the University of Miami, and has some of the freshest sushi I've ever had. The quality is on par with Zuma or Nobu, it's really fantastic.
I just opened up The 1 Hotel, which is on 24th and Collins. It's beautiful and I would suggest staying there as it's brand new, the food is spectacular, and the rooftop pool has the best view on the beach.
I assume you know all the typical club joints (Liv, Mansion, Story etc), but I'd suggest checking out Wall or E11even. E11even has the best after hours, and even though during the day it's a strip club, at 3 - 4 in the morning on Fridays and Saturday, it's where industry folks gather to hang out.
Someone mentioned Blackbird, it has fantastic southern food. In addition I'd check out Local House or Siena Tavern. Both are fantastic. If you end up renting a car, and you're into Sushi, try looking up Matsuri. It's near the University of Miami, and has some of the freshest sushi I've ever had. The quality is on par with Zuma or Nobu, it's really fantastic.
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I was laughing at "even" too
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Lowkey a Miami unappreciation thread 
And as a native I agree with some points
I avoid the beach at all cost due to traffic and parking...it's really not much to do besides the beach, club, which is overrated if you aren't balling out ...
I do love the art district and wynwood...prefer downtown to the beach area...
But yea not much to do
And as a native I agree with some points
I avoid the beach at all cost due to traffic and parking...it's really not much to do besides the beach, club, which is overrated if you aren't balling out ...
I do love the art district and wynwood...prefer downtown to the beach area...
But yea not much to do
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This!!
Only place worth checking out in Miami IMO is Wynwood.
OP, you will notice that the quality of life is better down here in the Sunshine State. I lived in NY and NJ btw.
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And as a native I agree with some points
I avoid the beach at all cost due to traffic and parking...it's really not much to do besides the beach, club, which is overrated if you aren't balling out ...
I do love the art district and wynwood...prefer downtown to the beach area...
But yea not much to do
Wynwood is great. I used to work downtown and have to go there on assignment. It's also a great place to take a girl for a drink if neither of you are into clubbing or partying. The bars have an awesome vibe
Wynwood on the whole reminds me of Brooklyn; I wouldn't mind living out there
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Lowkey a Miami unappreciation thread
And as a native I agree with some points
I avoid the beach at all cost due to traffic and parking...it's really not much to do besides the beach, club, which is overrated if you aren't balling out ...
I do love the art district and wynwood...prefer downtown to the beach area...
But yea not much to do
sounds like you aren't clubbing the right way...
bayyrd
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Lowkey a Miami unappreciation thread
And as a native I agree with some points
I avoid the beach at all cost due to traffic and parking...it's really not much to do besides the beach, club, which is overrated if you aren't balling out ...
I do love the art district and wynwood...prefer downtown to the beach area...
But yea not much to do
sounds like you aren't clubbing the right way...
What's the righty way then?
Rather go to a bar or strip joint tbh...club are overrated to me at least