Have You Ever Fell Victim To the Whiskey Weiner? #Young*****Problems

Happens every time,got that small window of opportunity between like drinks 10-15 to get things poppin,other then that it's not gonna happen...
 
That's the problem with Yall boys, pa. Stop rocking with that Whiskey and start rocking with the HenRock, baby pa. I never drink whiskey any more. What I will do is guzzle a guiness or 2, then throw back a couple shots of Henny. Trust me, my guy...Hen Rock is strong enough to make her heart beat stop. Once you get that brown water flowing through ya system, ya joint gon get hard like rockwilder, fam.

I've heard this and been wanting to see what's good.

It actually wasn't even whiskey it was Svedka vodka, I just always hear ****** refer to alcohol induced poor sexual performance as #WhiskeyDick.

Should've got that vanilla vodka, pa.
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As for me , my **** gets extra hard off that liquor. These 7s out here be looking like 9s.
The problem sounds like a lot of you cats jet can't handle your liquor.

If your meat soft, I could only imagine how much of a drunk mess you are.
 
Henn puts me to sleep....Jack on the other hand. :evil:

Matter of fact, me and Jack gonna hang out tonight.
 
That's the problem with Yall boys, pa. Stop rocking with that Whiskey and start rocking with the HenRock, baby pa. I never drink whiskey any more. What I will do is guzzle a guiness or 2, then throw back a couple shots of Henny. Trust me, my guy...Hen Rock is strong enough to make her heart beat stop. Once you get that brown water flowing through ya system, ya joint gon get hard like rockwilder, fam.

This man knows. U get that Henny in you and it's a wrap. Don't let her know that's what you sippin on she might've heard about the super saiyan effects and run away.
 
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depends on the whiskey. Some makes me go hulk mode/infinite stamina. Some gives me wet noodle plus sleepy time.

Info on the hulk mode joints though.
Dark liquor, especially the Henny ...get some of that in you and shorty guaranteed to tap out :pimp:

And just a tip OP when a chick in college invites you over, roommates or not they trying smash bout 97.6% of the time

Only time I couldn't get it up was one time with this broad from Milwaukee ...all I needed was some head to get me right but she refused :smh: ....I dislike the city of Milwaukee to this day
 
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What that mouth do? make sure you have her already worked up and boiling over though.
 
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It's amazing how all NTers sex stories start off the same (she was feeling me, she came at me, she wants the D) bunch of Casanova's on this board. :rolleyes
 
That's the problem with Yall boys, pa. Stop rocking with that Whiskey and start rocking with the HenRock, baby pa. I never drink whiskey any more. What I will do is guzzle a guiness or 2, then throw back a couple shots of Henny. Trust me, my guy...Hen Rock is strong enough to make her heart beat stop. Once you get that brown water flowing through ya system, ya joint gon get hard like rockwilder, fam.

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Additional tip, drink some Guiness Stout with some Seamoss/Irish Moss (peep the name brah, they ain't lying :smokin) before she comes over. Instant bedroom bully status.

When she come through dat door, throw on some Shabba and flourish pa

 
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It's amazing how all NTers sex stories start off the same (she was feeling me, she came at me, she wants the D) bunch of Casanova's on this board. :rolleyes

...What? :lol:

There are a lot of thirsty white girls in college who come from small/super white boring towns (maybe even w/ strict parents) and don't know how to act when they finally get around attractive black dudes w/ no one watching over them.

It's not even on some you have to be a player ****, they're just curious and have the fetish (for lack of a better term).

This isn't some farfetched "Cassanova" type **** at all lol.

Also pretty sure if I was going to lie this story would have had a happier ending :lol:?
 
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We call that experiment stage..once they ran thru 7/10 times they will go back to a guy of their race
 
Can't relate to OP, anytime I get drunk my pipe won't go down. Stroke all night.
 
I will be picking up a purple bag tonight. Thank you young fella for the recommendation.
 
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Had a joint an average joint in college who was constantly trying to throw me the buns. Wasn't really feeling her but on night she caught me out in public ripped off the Jack. Invited me back to her place for an impromptu late nite house party she was throwing. Went up to the room, took a couple more shots, got it poppin and fell asleep mid stroke... snoring

shes a lesbian now

probably my fault
 
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**** crazy when u the last dude to smash a ***** then she end up lesbian. Have u questioning your D. The 2 times it happened to me they wanted a relationship and I acted like I did to until I got them panties.
 
Had a joint an average joint in college who was constantly trying to throw me the buns. Wasn't really feeling her but on night she caught me out in public ripped off the Jack. Invited me back to her place for an impromptu late nite house party she was throwing. Went up to the room, took a couple more shots, got it poppin and fell asleep mid stroke... snoring

shes a lesbian now

probably my fault
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