Fapping at work?

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Kind of related.

In college i took an oil painting course. On fridays we would go to the zoo to paint animals or plants (they had a massive garden).

That particular week was rough for me. I had just broken up with my gf and the workload of 5 classes had me stressed.
I hadn't fapped since the week before.

So im sitting there by myself painting this tree and this milf with her kids comes over and starts talking to me about art and school.
I wasnt really paying attention because she was wearing yoga pants.
When our conversation was over.....i knew what had to be done.

I dint have the necessary lubricant with me, but if youre familiar with oil painting there is something called liquin which is used to thin out oil paint. I looked at the ingredients. ...mostly natural...and i knew it would suffice.

I did not however go to the bathroom, because when i fap....i fap.
Its loud.
So i was walking around scouting for a location when i spotted a closed restaurant called "the jungle gym"

I went behind the building, pulled down my pants and went to work.
Initially it was tough, perhaps because it was my first time doing it outside.
But i just relaxed, closed my eyes, listened to the sound of the animals around me.....and the deed was done.

Felt really good, one of the top 3 faps ive ever experienced i cant lie.




When i was done i pulled my pants up and turned around and there was a monkey in the distance looking at me like
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Sometimes, it's a must when you see a Milf in yoga pants.
 
ELJEFE said:
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Trunks quoting Law in that thread and then sckid's story 
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I read "sckid20" as "Sick Kid" and that post to name ratio is on point 
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:x :lol: Nasty

One time I was making a delivery to this office and after I was done I needed to use the bathroom and this dude was in the handicap stall obviously going at himself hard. This was around lunch time so I guess he assumed everybody would be out.

I know from the voyeur category dudes get sicker than that and fap in their cubicles while having conversations with co-workers :lol: :smh: Some dudes unsuspectingly try to cum on work supplies and co-workers.
 
I wasn't here when it happened but we had a higher up get busted for watching porn at his desk

girl forgot something when going to lunch and ran back to the office to grab it and she walked and witnessed it, straight no dambs given
 
My lord this thread is hilarious already. and I did it once. I was horny as hell lmao smh
 
Once when I was way younger. Exgf was sending me nudes. She moved away and was going to visit me and was telling me all these things.

One of the best faps ever.
 
Real talk, my coworker was having issues having a kid. So he had to drop off his specimem. Well he works out of a work truck and he was telling us how he pulled his truck up behind the building and busted his nuts inside the cup while in his work truck. Haha. He's an older dude and this was a time before smart phones, he said he drove through a small town to different liquor stores to find him some dirty magazines. He was telling us this story during a holiday party at work.
 
I rubbed my joint thru my pants before when this skeezer was dropping nudes back in the day.

I know a nter that got a story tho [emoji]128064[/emoji] at a golf course to be exact
 
I got the yambs in the barhroom at work, got head in the backstore, had sex multiple times in public.

But fap in the work bathroom? Nah i'm good. I can wait until i get home.
 
A recent Glamour magazine survey  about money, sex and relationship thoughts polled 1,000 men and asked them to admit to the various inappropriate places where they've wanked off. This is what they confessed:
At work: 31% 
While visiting my parents' house: 31%

At a party: 10%

While driving: 24%

(of 1,000 male survey takers)
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to my work fappers...

you are not alone
 
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