If Guys Got Ready Like Girls

Thanks to years of late night studying, fapping, and procrastinating, i can wake up and be out of the house in 15 minutes tops
 
But some already do though.
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 so true

s***, shower, shave, cologne, style hair, get dressed, do some patrick bateman poses in the mirror before heading out 
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I can wake up and be fully dressed in less than 5 minutes easily. 10 if I have to get dressed up, suit and tie and all that.

Probably have time to grab a bite to eat and everything. The secret is to have a closet that's at least semi organized, and have an outfit in mind. My closet is fairly organized and I rarely iron, so i just throw stuff on. brush teeth, put in contacts and I'm out the door.

In college my homeboy popped in my room to mess with me/wake me up around 9:20. 9:27 I passed by him in the dorm lobby fully dressed with a suit and tie and everything. Dude had the :wow: face. My roommate and other homeboy told them that I always do that.

Hell, the hardest part for me is getting out of bed most of the times. That's where I've always struggled.
 
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I admit to taking a long time to get ready but only due to the fact I take some long *** poops and showers :lol:

Spent sometime over seas where showering is a luxury we couldn't afford so I savor that hot water now
 
Those fun bags. Above the neck is weird. Pretty but in a weird way.
 
Im over here tryna hold my laugh in at that pic. Soundin like im havin a asthma attack.
 
:lol: That vid is real life.

She said I bought him In-N-Out and he gave me the D :lol:

I'd prefer for the tables to be turned on my favor like that.

:rofl: @ you didn't pull out though right?

I never did think about it but those WNBA players probably do have long beds :nerd:
 
I like waiting til the absolute last minute to get ready.

Like when my homeboys tell me to be ready before they get here and I promise them I will be.

And they get to my crib and I'm still not even halfway ready.

Love that. Never gets old.
 
3Ss (shhhhh, shower and shave) and good to go..


Then you thrown in pregame before and after
 
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