Serious Topic: When was the last time you wet the bed?

flyny · Aug 18, 2016

First things first, I'm grown, So I can admit when I know I did something that may be frowned upon. And I know for a fact there's a lot of yall out there who had a similar incident recently, and might not be comfortable speaking on it. So let's discuss this serious issue

I'm sure that we all may have this one incident once every year maybe? If that much. I'm just not sure if (and I hope I'm not) I'm the only one.

This is a talking point for me because recently, I had a little incident. The night before, I was downing fresh young coconuts like nothing. One after the other. Also popped 2 Advil PM for a headache I was experiencing. Not to mention..I'm a deep sleeper. The next morning, I wake up (or thought I woke up) go to the bathroom and take a leak or whatever. So as I begin..I think to myself...this feels different. This feels...better than any other piss I've taken. Then slowly, as I realize i don't hear any water splashing, I panic and realize that I'm still laid in my bed and I just wet the whole block up. I was able to catch myself mid stream, and get up and finish my business where it should've been done. (shoutout to kegel excercises)

So of course after cleaning up, I just chalk it up to me drinking right before bed, and me being knocked out off the advils. The last time this happened to me was 2 years ago. Same situation. A lot of water, and I was on (prescribed) Codeine syrup for bronchitis/sever cough.

Any of yal out there with similar situations? It happens to the best of us I guess

olx9o · Aug 18, 2016

Iast time i remember i was 12

aNYone · Aug 18, 2016

Sexy ya prostate up pa.

law3001 · Aug 18, 2016

RIP sleazyy · Aug 18, 2016

I used to when I was a youngin.

When I was 6 my mom told me if I peed in the bed again Chucky would come get me.

I haven't peed in a bed in 21 years. But it's by choice.

I will **** Chucky up.

flesh prince · Aug 18, 2016

You ain't lying when you say that dream piss is the best piss a ***** ever had.

yaje1christ · Aug 18, 2016

Don't remember....

However I was drunk as **** 1 day and I number 2'd all over myself while I was standing and peeing.smh happened close to my crib. Most disgusting mess I ever did.

But peeing the bed, I probably only done that once or twice.

smedroc · Aug 19, 2016

Every 18 months without fail.

Comparison Ford · Aug 19, 2016

Sheeit...not since I was about 11 or so, and I'm pretty sure that was just a wet dream.

I've been having a couple of close calls after a long night of drinking though. I'll literally be having a dream that I'm walking up to a toilet to pee, then I'll wake up with my hand on my D ready to let loose.

My stepdad got ****faced the night before Thanksgiving and pissed the bed two years ago. My mom still holds it over his head to keep him from acting up when company is over.

$tacy · Aug 19, 2016

FLESH PRINCE said:
You ain't lying when you say that dream piss is the best piss a ***** ever had.

Man, **** feel amazing. Until u realize your body get real warm and then it hits u. Last time is when I was 17 and got drunk and passed out. Back when a young in would drink seagrams vodka.

majik214 · Aug 19, 2016

Yaje1Christ said:
Don't remember....

However I was drunk as **** 1 day and I number 2'd all over myself while I was standing and peeing.smh happened close to my crib. Most disgusting mess I ever did.

But peeing the bed, I probably only done that once or twice.

Hahahahaha, dunno why, but NT is killing me today. This is a funny seriuos topic. :rofl:

wayniac211 · Aug 19, 2016

Where all you sink pissers at

Comparison Ford · Aug 19, 2016

Wayniac211 said:
Where all you sink pissers at

You rang?

My roommate takes long *** showers, b. Sometimes something's gotta give when you're 6 beers deep and feeling like you're gonna explode.

cosmiccoffee9 · Aug 19, 2016

Wayniac211 said:
Where all you sink pissers at

the real enemy is public shower pissers...I swear if I didn't have a policy against fighting men in the nude...

on topic tho, not that I can remember past the usual timeframe. it's not out of the realm of possibility tho...I have had some "no really, WAKE THE **** UP" moments in adulthood, however.

wavy daddy · Aug 19, 2016

The other day....

But thats cuz i get cold sweats and nightmares pretty bad.

I mean, i didnt piss or anything, just woke up wit my whole side of the bed wet and a lil bit of my girls side drenched in sweat and a hard corn dog.

Know im talmbout.

cruzzz · Aug 19, 2016

nah man I'll take someone pissing in the shower over a sink. And I'm assuming yall mean bathroom sinks cause if it is the kitchen then thats extra foul.

Comparison Ford · Aug 19, 2016

Why the hell would you piss in the bathroom sink if you're in the bathroom?!

mycoldyourdone · Aug 19, 2016

Yall urine while sleeping?

I get a wet dream maybe once or twice a year if i get overly yambitious in my dreams though

majik214 · Aug 19, 2016

Comparison Ford said:
Why the hell would you piss in the bathroom sink if you're in the bathroom?!

That's a valid question.

Kitchen sink pissing though? That's effing sick!

Any washing machine pissers?

In college, one of my roommates got wasted and apparently thought the washing machine was a toilet and pissed in it. It was a top load machine. He was kinda tall so I guess he made it work. :x :smh:

hoosierdaddy317 · Aug 19, 2016

Whenever I get pretty drunk 1/10 i wet the bed

cruzzz · Aug 19, 2016

Comparison Ford said:
Why the hell would you piss in the bathroom sink if you're in the bathroom?!

Good point. but I swear I read in one of these threads about a NTer who preferred to piss in the sink

fx2 · Aug 19, 2016

one time when I was a kid I passed out and wet the couch. I forgot to flip the cushion over and my moms found out. man she was pissed and yelled out, "FX2 WETS THE BED" for all the neighbours in my apartment to hear :smh:

Based Jesus · Aug 19, 2016

FLESH PRINCE said:
You ain't lying when you say that dream piss is the best piss a ***** ever had.

Had one of these a few weeks ago and panicked when I realized I was dreaming thinking I pissed my bed.

Woke up and there wasn't a drop anywhere. Would've been so embarrassed. Haven't done it since I was in like middle school.

I got an iron bladder when I sleep now. Could drink a gallon of water before I go to sleep and would wake up with a full tank, no leaks.

Cruzzz said:
Comparison Ford said:

Why the hell would you piss in the bathroom sink if you're in the bathroom?!

Click to expand...

Good point. but I swear I read in one of these threads about a NTer who preferred to piss in the sink

Bruh there was a whole thread of sink pissers. Think it was the unpopular opinions thread. Lot of wild **** was said in there

flyny · Aug 19, 2016

Wayniac211 said:
Where all you sink pissers at

In college, my dorm was co-ed apartment style and had multiple shower closets and 4 bathrooms (with stalls) on each floor. But our actual rooms/apartments only had sinks. There would be days that I didn't want to leave my room, or I didn't wanna run into anyone or get caught up in a hallway dice game, so I'd just piss in my sink and go back and chill on my bed :lol:

What about floor pissers? One day, my girl at the time got too drunk and woke up out of her sleep, got out of my bed, squatted down and pissed dead on on my carpet. I didn't talk to her for like a month after that **** :smh:

jjs · Aug 19, 2016

I thought this was a thread about nocturnal ejaculation

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