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My man...
NT, what have you gotten away with?
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My man...
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ah, the spirited endeavors of youth...mischievous though they may be, such acts foster the pragmatic creativity and healthy questioning of established authority that are common traits of great men.
Homies birthday and we were negro knocking...
Me and boys was on an egging spree in HS and ended up on the news... They really wanted to find us.
We were never caught
Had a gun pulled on us tho, but that went surprisingly well too
outstanding work, sir.
although I myself am loath to such risky ambitions, the fearlessness apparent in your covert operations should be recognized as readily as the oppression of the State that forces you into such vilified indignities.
simply savage, although it clearly speaks to the beast that lies at the core of the supposedly civilized man.
Gave my high school chem teacher a weed brownie. He was one of dem "if you're going to eat during class you have to share with me" type of dudes. Homie had to know cuz them ***** were hella dank. OG was laid up at his desk eating his Krispy Kreme halfway falling asleep
Edit: Now that I think of it he should be the one posting in this thread.. "I got these dumbass high school kids to give me a pot brownie for free"
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Whats up with the way OP is talking lol?
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so glad you asked, good sir.
this thread exists for the release of the darkest corners of our potential. here, we can express our truest desires and the machinations we use to achieve them unfettered by the harsh light of moral judgement.
just so happens my dark side speaks with a vaguely British accent and averages 3.2 syllables per word.
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Youre not getting away with that goofy ****
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Right lol imagine if talks like that in person
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I disagree...in fact, one might argue I already have.
of course not...why the devil would I unduly expose my dark side offline? it's just bad social strategy...that's what the Internet is for.
was this gentleman known to you or had he earned this treatment as retaliation? if not, your soul bears many more scars than my own.I pissed all over some cat's car door in broad daylight...
Driver's side
in a way, yes...the darker motivations of men are as ancient as mankind itself.
however, this thread represents the future! a future in which we can embrace our humanity and the entire spectrum of its potential.
the most tortured animal walks on two legs, my friend.
however, I do welcome your contributions to our dark circle.
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I pissed all over some cat's car door in broad daylight back in the day...
Driver's side, too
Driver's side, too
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Maybe he time traveled and is from the past.
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Dark side eh? You either tortured some animals or caught a body lol.
I got a couple more things I've done to post but let me get to my house first
I got a couple more things I've done to post but let me get to my house first
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I see it is once more time to stoke the flames with embers from my own tortured soul!
the simpletons at the chain supermarket where I used to live register actually expected me to voluntarily report extra toppings and meat added to sandwiches from the deli counter.
how adorably naive. I delighted in abusing their misplaced trust.
there was a time long before the social media renaissance when I "accidentally" sent a photograph of my loins to a platonic female friend after a conversation we had on the subject--from my flip phone, for context.
it was apparently sufficient to pique her latent and unexpressed interest. masterfully done, if I say so myself.
I once walked in on an esteemed colleague in the act of enjoying cocaine from his desk. I consciously did not confirm that I would keep what I had seen to myself despite his frantic reaction (I mostly thought it was funny and don't trend toward snitching anyway).
as a result, he was nice enough to buy me lunch on a pretty frequent basis for a while afterward...because of the implication.
the simpletons at the chain supermarket where I used to live register actually expected me to voluntarily report extra toppings and meat added to sandwiches from the deli counter.
how adorably naive. I delighted in abusing their misplaced trust.
there was a time long before the social media renaissance when I "accidentally" sent a photograph of my loins to a platonic female friend after a conversation we had on the subject--from my flip phone, for context.
it was apparently sufficient to pique her latent and unexpressed interest. masterfully done, if I say so myself.
I once walked in on an esteemed colleague in the act of enjoying cocaine from his desk. I consciously did not confirm that I would keep what I had seen to myself despite his frantic reaction (I mostly thought it was funny and don't trend toward snitching anyway).
as a result, he was nice enough to buy me lunch on a pretty frequent basis for a while afterward...because of the implication.
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I spread the word that we live on flat earth and that giant trees have been taken down.
#staywoke
#staywoke
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OP have you ever read Watchmen? Would you describe yourself as "totally indifferent"?
I knew it was you Rico!!
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My sister used to work at value city. They had these things called value bucks, when u shop there around they holidays they were giving customers them joints. Spend over 100 I think u got 25 in value bucks. When people cashed them in they just threw em away, no scanning a code or nothing. So anytime somebody cashed em in she kept em. Eventually selling me $1000 value bucks for $150. I made $400 off them joints selling em to people. She would also hide a whole bunch of **** in comforter bags, have me come buy the comforter, take all the items out the bags and return the comforter. Good times. The way they used to take the tvs was wild too.
Older homie worked for ups. Around the time in high school when nextels were the ****, somebody misloaded a shipment of phones on his truck. He gave me 6 of em and told me to sell em all for 200 a piece and I can keep half. I ended up selling some for 2 some for 150 but I made $400 easy
Drove 45 minutes to smash this fat freak back in the day. Got late so I ended up spending the night. I seen her roommate hand her the rent money and she was telling me how she always short on her half. After I smashed her to bed I got up and took some cash out of the stash. Just so happen she had her whole cut but I took some and they argued over that **** and went their separate ways.
Hid in my sister closet for like 3 hours just to see her friend naked. I was like 13 but I knew she was coming to my house to change after work and my sister didn't get off til later. Finally saw them ******* [emoji]128526[/emoji]
Older homie worked for ups. Around the time in high school when nextels were the ****, somebody misloaded a shipment of phones on his truck. He gave me 6 of em and told me to sell em all for 200 a piece and I can keep half. I ended up selling some for 2 some for 150 but I made $400 easy
Drove 45 minutes to smash this fat freak back in the day. Got late so I ended up spending the night. I seen her roommate hand her the rent money and she was telling me how she always short on her half. After I smashed her to bed I got up and took some cash out of the stash. Just so happen she had her whole cut but I took some and they argued over that **** and went their separate ways.
Hid in my sister closet for like 3 hours just to see her friend naked. I was like 13 but I knew she was coming to my house to change after work and my sister didn't get off til later. Finally saw them ******* [emoji]128526[/emoji]
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what a ripe and relevant contribution!
Value City was quite the destination for sporting apparel in my youth...my classmates were mystified by my extensive collection of on-field fitteds, jerseys and warmups purchased for pennies on the dollar. my mommy used to zealously hoard those Value Bucks.
UPS was quite the fertile breeding ground for stories as well...there is a definite reason they stopped shipping cell/smart phones in the naked boxes. also, I know a gentleman who identified a shipment of diamonds and liberated them from the facility in a bottle of water.
I too have ridden the winding road to know a woman's warmth...I shall skip the details and let you know a 2 hour ride on Amtrak was involved.
as for the last of your confessional, I cannot share a similar tale, but am happy to bask in the glorious moment you so clearly retain to this day.
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Bro idk who u are.... but u funny as hell. I'm dying reading everytime u post. How devilish, haha and the fool after your stories had me laughing way more than I shouldve. Too much beer tonight for me.
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This right here how long until he's gone again I'll give it three months
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while I appreciate the growing sentiment of catharsis in this thread, I've a feeling being likened to this nomadic persona is far from the most sincere of compliments.
trust me friends! I have no ulterior motives in my methods.
I only wish for my fellow NTers to experience the transcendent release that comes with even the most fleeting recognition of our baser instincts.
trust me friends! I have no ulterior motives in my methods.
I only wish for my fellow NTers to experience the transcendent release that comes with even the most fleeting recognition of our baser instincts.
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