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We done ****** around and got the legendary Clifford Harris to sign up for NT.
NT, what have you gotten away with?
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Brought up that first sentence and forgot to finish it
Homies birthday and we were negro knocking...
Me and boys was on an egging spree in HS and ended up on the news... They really wanted to find us.
We were never caught
Had a gun pulled on us tho, but that went surprisingly well too
We put too much strength into it and kicked some dudes door in while he was watching TV.
It was just suppose to be a loud kick... We peeled tf outta there.
Hadn't run that fast since I was getting chased by this thots german shepherd that use to live up the street
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OP has me dying 
NT never disappoints 
NT never disappoints 
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OP is deadly. His posts r funnier than the stories and some of these stories r pretty funny
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these ones have me dead"Mystified at my extensive collection of fitteds"
"My mommy used to zealously hoard those value bucks"
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In college
During testing days, there would be 2 versions of the test. The teacher would distribute the test so that no 2 people sitting next to each other have the same test...
As soon as professor distributed the tests, we would switch em with the person next to us, so that they would have the same test as the person next to them
During testing days, there would be 2 versions of the test. The teacher would distribute the test so that no 2 people sitting next to each other have the same test...
As soon as professor distributed the tests, we would switch em with the person next to us, so that they would have the same test as the person next to them
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In college
During testing days, there would be 2 versions of the test. The teacher would distribute the test so that no 2 people sitting next to each other have the same test...
As soon as professor distributed the tests, we would switch em with the person next to us, so that they would have the same test as the person next to them
I used to have a teacher in highschool that was fat and lazy. I used to sit in the back of the class. Everyone in the back row would pull out their textbooks during tests. Every test was open book, we were literally flipping pages with the book on the desk
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This the dry snitch on yourself/devious brag thread.
@ how OP worded his like he some little kid getting away with eating some candy before dinner and his parents being none the wiser.
@ how OP worded his like he some little kid getting away with eating some candy before dinner and his parents being none the wiser.
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This the dry snitch on yourself/devious brag thread.
I dunno why but I read all his posts with a british accent
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ah, how could I have forgotten the time that I--dissatisfied with the favors I had worked so long to curry--elected to surreptitiously achieve some semblance of satisfaction by "borrowing" the most interesting looking DVD from the apartment of a woman I never planned to see again?
it turned out overwhelmingly in my favor..."The Departed" is one of my favorite movies to this day for reasons entirely unrelated.
once I figured out I could pit the desperations of cable and Internet providers against one another for my own selfish aims, I was only too happy to take my perch on the pedestal, watching like a moderately attractive woman on Instagram as my suitors competed strenuously for my affections one discount and add-on at a time.
imbeciles! all the while, I was never going to cancel my service, I literally need the Internet at all times!
I don't employ this manner of skullduggery too frequently, as I find the people of Mexico most receptive of myself and my kind, but I learned long ago in urban dens of Chinese cuisine that suddenly forgetting all you've learned of the local language can help extract one from some very uncomfortable situations.
*gringo voice* "I'm sorry, what?" *conversation ends, exit stage right*
"yo intiendo espanol..."
--anonymous villain
it turned out overwhelmingly in my favor..."The Departed" is one of my favorite movies to this day for reasons entirely unrelated.
once I figured out I could pit the desperations of cable and Internet providers against one another for my own selfish aims, I was only too happy to take my perch on the pedestal, watching like a moderately attractive woman on Instagram as my suitors competed strenuously for my affections one discount and add-on at a time.
imbeciles! all the while, I was never going to cancel my service, I literally need the Internet at all times!
I don't employ this manner of skullduggery too frequently, as I find the people of Mexico most receptive of myself and my kind, but I learned long ago in urban dens of Chinese cuisine that suddenly forgetting all you've learned of the local language can help extract one from some very uncomfortable situations.
*gringo voice* "I'm sorry, what?" *conversation ends, exit stage right*
"yo intiendo espanol..."
"if one man tries honestly and falls short, and another is less honest but more successful, who has failed?"In college
During testing days, there would be 2 versions of the test. The teacher would distribute the test so that no 2 people sitting next to each other have the same test...
As soon as professor distributed the tests, we would switch em with the person next to us, so that they would have the same test as the person next to them
--anonymous villain
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Yeah man, his whole schtick is hilariousThis the dry snitch on yourself/devious brag thread.
I dunno why but I read all his posts with a british accent
Reminding me of those intended humorous yet macabre characters from an Alfred Hitchcock joint
Ah well, even if it is Nomad gotta give him props on this funny gimmick.
Also is similar to the Victorian discourse thread
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Put your greenery in a medication bottle to seal off smell, place pills on bottom, green in plastic in the middle then top off with more pills....It's butter. F paying 60$ for an 1/8 of doja when I can get it for 25.
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Just got off work early this Friday faking a sprained ankle 
Limped out that itch and immedietly Usain Bolted my way to the car once the building door was closed
Limped out that itch and immedietly Usain Bolted my way to the car once the building door was closed
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Goober came in here with that Wilson wisdom type opening line. Didn't even read the rest
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Bruh, lmfao! Was no one else in the crib? Or did you break in [emoji]128064[/emoji]?
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What is this....english class??
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Just got off work early this Friday faking a sprained ankleLimped out that itch and immedietly Usain Bolted my way to the car once the building door was closed
you would mock my attempt to reclaim the entertainment value of the time I invested with this woman in the midst of feigning frailty to avoid your duties of employment?Goober came in here with that Wilson wisdom type opening line. Didn't even read the rest
the unmitigated gall!
at least you had the prudence not to express these sentiments in the same breath...even evildoers like us must have standards.
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Hmm. I remember the time I was sent by the teacher to go get some papers copied
Went in the office but no one was there .looked around saw an apple pie on the shelf like Martin Lawrence in life. I just had to have it so I took it and ran to the bottom of the staircase in the cut and ate it. Went to the bathroom to clean myself up and went back to class.
Went in the office but no one was there .looked around saw an apple pie on the shelf like Martin Lawrence in life. I just had to have it so I took it and ran to the bottom of the staircase in the cut and ate it. Went to the bathroom to clean myself up and went back to class.
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i believe you expressed your disdain for this topic as presented in a previous post in this thread...methinks the good sir doth do too much.
fare thee well.
to seize the opportunities given us by Fate is a man's most fortuitous privilege!
you found yourself far ahead of most in your precocious grasp on the vagaries of consequence. good on you.
ah, the fair maidens of Caucasia. eager, enthusiastic, ever so effortlessly beguiled in matters of the tree.
while I myself have always given fair measure to all who seek to sample my wares, I can certainly attest to the fact that these women in particular are wont to send the bulk of their freshly purchased bounty to the heavens in my company.
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nvm
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Paid an employee $300 to steal 2 pairs of Titanium XX3s. I would have bought them legitimately, but they were already spoken for.
On the release date, the owners brought the boxes out of the back and they were empty. They had the employee arrested and it ended up on the news.
On the release date, the owners brought the boxes out of the back and they were empty. They had the employee arrested and it ended up on the news.
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