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Ill pose the first question, then everyone chime in with theirs

What did you do when someone tried to holla at your chick while you were present/size you up?
 
Never happened to me cuz I'm not food.


What did you do when there was no toilet paper left and yeeneemknowit?
 
Never happened to me cuz I'm not food.


What did you do when there was no toilet paper left and yeeneemknowit?

Hop in the shower, bend over, spread dem cheeks, and flourish

What you do when your mom and your girl start arguing in front of you, and they want you to pick a side?
 
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Hop in the shower, bend over, spread dem cheeks, and flourish

What you do when your mom and your girl start arguing in front of you, and they want you to pick a side?

Tell them both that you refuse to be involved due to the fact that you're in a lose lose situation.


What do you do if you take shorty out to eat but your card declines and you have no cash on deck?
 
Tell her the situation lol

What do you do if your son was at home Crying all alone On the bedroom floor Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
Lil home gonna have to eat a wish sammich.


What would you do if you ate ya girl but found semen residue in there, you haven't splashed in her for a week?
 
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Purchase a pair of Isotoners...

What would you do if your homeboy wanted to **** a chick in your car
 
Ill pose the first question, then everyone chime in with theirs

What did you do when someone tried to holla at your chick while you were present/size you up?
Put on leather gloves

Stand in his face while taking off one glove

Slap him in the face with said glove and demand satisfaction .
 
Purchase a pair of Isotoners...

What would you do if your homeboy wanted to **** a chick in your car

Pop the truck

What would you do if a sexy *** chick said she and her sexy *** girlfriend want to have a threesome wit you, but when you naked in up in the bedroom waiting, they both walk out rocking straps. Like 12 inchers too
 
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Pop the truck

What would you do if a sexy *** chick said she and her sexy *** girlfriend want to have a threesome wit you, but when you naked in up in the bedroom waiting, they both walk out rocking straps. Like 12 inchers too



I aint a sucka so i aint the one skrippin first, they are just off the skrength of my game. And the toys are for them.



What would you do wit a negative bank account, stuck on the side of the road :nerd:
 
Pop the truck

What would you do if a sexy *** chick said she and her sexy *** girlfriend want to have a threesome wit you, but when you naked in up in the bedroom waiting, they both walk out rocking straps. Like 12 inchers too



I aint a sucka so i aint the one skrippin first, they are just off the skrength of my game. And the toys are for them.



What would you do wit a negative bank account, stuck on the side of the road :nerd:

Put it on the credit.



WWYD if you cant choose between the Lewey or Gamo belt?
 
Never happened to me cuz I'm not food.

Mmmm I like that answer :pimp:


Drop her like a fly then dap my pops up cus we got similar taste


WWYD if you getting sex eyes from girls left and right but you in a committed relationship with a shorty
 
Never happened to me cuz I'm not food.

Mmmm I like that answer :pimp:


Drop her like a fly then dap my pops up cus we got similar taste


WWYD if you getting sex eyes from girls left and right but you in a committed relationship with a shorty
I'm smashing all of em n my girl would never know

Wwyd if somebody robbed you n u know who did it , u callin the boys or taking matters into your own hands ?
 
I'm smashing all of em n my girl would never know

Wwyd if somebody robbed you n u know who did it , u callin the boys or taking matters into your own hands ?

Been there. Took it into my own hands then joined the Navy to leave that behind me.

Wwyd if you found out your side chick was pregnant for you, was gonna keep it and tell your main squeeze?
 
I'm smashing all of em n my girl would never know

Wwyd if somebody robbed you n u know who did it , u callin the boys or taking matters into your own hands ?

Been there. Took it into my own hands then joined the Navy to leave that behind me.

Wwyd if you found out your side chick was pregnant for you, was gonna keep it and tell your main squeeze?

Tell her we can make it work.....

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-What if you girl hits you wit a clean right straight in public. Like chin checks you in the middle of TGI Fridays
 
Like somebody that works at 5 guys Or like the owner of 5 guys?

I'd ask them for seasoned fries.




What did you do when you got your first paycheck?
 
Like somebody that works at 5 guys Or like the owner of 5 guys?

I'd ask them for seasoned fries.




What did you do when you got your first paycheck?

My first EVER?

I bought throwback jerseys, matching headbands and AF1


Would you wife Gianna Michaels If she never did pron ever and stayed only down for you?
 
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Would you wife Gianna Michaels If she never did pron ever and stayed only down for you?

And have to see THIS... without makeup... daily?

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Not sure I could manage, but then again...

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Nope. Still couldn't.

Wwyd if your whole family was being held hostage and the kidnappers would only free them if you drank everyone's piss that was in the room or if you let everyone in the room piss on your family?
 
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