The "What did you do when..." thread

[andretti]

Like somebody that works at 5 guys Or like the owner of 5 guys?

I'd ask them for seasoned fries.




What did you do when you got your first paycheck?

My first check? I bought some weed ,ingredients for a sandwhich ,and used the rest for gas money .



What happened when you first got drunk?

 

[ROYGBiV]

And have to see THIS... without makeup... daily?

Not sure I could manage, but then again...

Spoiler

Nope. Still couldn't.

Wwyd if your whole family was being held hostage and the kidnappers would only free them if you drank everyone's piss that was in the room or if you let everyone in the room piss on your family?

I'd drink the pee and laugh, tell them I don't **** with my family do what you please to them.






You're walking home late in the night. Intoxicated but functional. You see a figure standing in the middle of the sidewalk. As you get closer you start realizing it's a clown. What type of pizza you ordering?

 

[andretti]

Would you wife Gianna Michaels If she never did pron ever and stayed only down for you?

And have to see THIS... without makeup... daily?

Not sure I could manage, but then again...

Spoiler

Nope. Still couldn't.

Wwyd if your whole family was being held hostage and the kidnappers would only free them if you drank everyone's piss that was in the room or if you let everyone in the room piss on your family?

look like we getting pee'd on playa.

 

[yaje1christ]

I'd drink the pee and laugh, tell them I don't **** with my family do what you please to them.






You're walking home late in the night. Intoxicated but functional. You see a figure standing in the middle of the sidewalk. As you get closer you start realizing it's a clown. What type of pizza you ordering?

I don't eem eat no slack as pizza, don't know how folks enjoy that ****... As for the clown I'd probably walk right passed him, don't **** with me and I won't **** with you, but if your staring at me then it's a big ******* problem and would definitely be solved right then and there.




What would you do if you won the lottery jackpot for 25mil, then lost the damn ticket?

 

[Spectacular23]

I'd drink the pee and laugh, tell them I don't **** with my family do what you please to them.






You're walking home late in the night. Intoxicated but functional. You see a figure standing in the middle of the sidewalk. As you get closer you start realizing it's a clown. What type of pizza you ordering?

I don't eem eat no slack as pizza, don't know how folks enjoy that ****... As for the clown I'd probably walk right passed him, don't **** with me and I won't **** with you, but if your staring at me then it's a big ******* problem and would definitely be solved right then and there.




What would you do if you won the lottery jackpot for 25mil, then lost the damn ticket?

Commit suicide

What would you do if your dream girl ( no celebrity ) said to you to be with her you must eat the booty daily.

 

[majik214]

Commit suicide

What would you do if your dream girl ( no celebrity ) said to you to be with her you must eat the booty daily.

happily eat away all day everyday. Butt munching is underrated

What would you do if you were presented with your holy grails in pefect DS condition for free, or a sex session with Nicki Minaj?

 

[Spectacular23]

Commit suicide

What would you do if your dream girl ( no celebrity ) said to you to be with her you must eat the booty daily.

happily eat away all day everyday. Butt munching is underrated

What would you do if you were presented with your holy grails in pefect DS condition for free, or a sex session with Nicki Minaj?

I'll take the shoes. I'll bust quick with Nicki so i probably wont enjoy it as much

What would you do if you had to chose between reading minds or flying?

 

[T Lo Sweater]

I'm flying. That way I can get to my destination with the quickness. Plus i can start my own company and deliver packages wild fast too. Make bank

What would u do if u think (and know) a Co worker is tryna make u look bad in front of everybody and each and every day u feel the urge to wild out on him gets bigger and bigger

 

[Fozz]

I'll take the shoes. I'll bust quick with Nicki so i probably wont enjoy it as much

What would you do if you had to chose between reading minds or flying?

Read minds. Do you know how impressed women would be when you give them answers or do things that they want, but can't say?

If I flew, it would need to be DBZ style speed.

 

[ROYGBiV]

I'm flying. That way I can get to my destination with the quickness. Plus i can start my own company and deliver packages wild fast too. Make bank

What would u do if u think (and know) a Co worker is tryna make u look bad in front of everybody and each and every day u feel the urge to wild out on him gets bigger and bigger

Let the big man upstairs take care of it. But if it got to the point were I get canned I might have to challenge this mofo to a duel.


Would you want the power to see if a relationship with your current or future girl will last? Or will you rather leave it to chance?

 

[Sir San Diego]

I wanna know.

What would you do if 10 gorillas escaped the zoo and were posted in your crib passing your girl around like the community banana and you could see it all going down in real time?

 

[Fozz]

happily eat away all day everyday. Butt munching is underrated

What would you do if you were presented with your holy grails in pefect DS condition for free, or a sex session with Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj.

 

[Fozz]

What would you do if you and your significant other was kidnapped and the only way you'll be released is either she gets her back blown out by the kidnappers or you take it to protect her?

I'd take it. Ain't no one touching my wife.

 

[majik214]

What would you do if

What would you do if you and your significant other was kidnapped and the only way you'll be released is either she gets her back blown out by the kidnappers or you take it to protect her?



I'd take it. Ain't no one touching my wife.

That's a lose/lose, but she'd get her back blown out and dumped by me afterward. I ain't taking that L. (I'm not married btw)

Would you step in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime on the condition if you are able to survive for one minute, then you win a $25,000 reward? If you get KO'd, then you get nothing but the beatdown.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Like somebody that works at 5 guys Or like the owner of 5 guys?

I'd ask them for seasoned fries.




What did you do when you got your first paycheck?

My first EVER?

I bought throwback jerseys, matching headbands and AF1


Would you wife Gianna Michaels If she never did pron ever and stayed only down for you?

Brah I'm willing to wife her now.

 

[RustyShackleford]

I wanna know.

What would you do if 10 gorillas escaped the zoo and were posted in your crib passing your girl around like the community banana and you could see it all going down in real time?

I been tryna tell you dudes that I could wash a couple Rillas easily. Real talk

Watch in that piece doing crowd control like I'm Alp

 

[illwill8710]

Commit suicide

What would you do if your dream girl ( no celebrity ) said to you to be with her you must eat the booty daily.

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