Say you're married for a number of years and now your wife wants to become a body builder

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Eventually, she shows up to your family gatherings looking like this & now she's the one taking care of all the hard to open jars & carrying all the groceries from the car.

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What you gonna do? How binding are those vows you swore so long ago?
 
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I can finally sword fight with someone.
 
The problem isnt bodybuidling, its steroids.

If your wife wants to be a body builder that is better for you.
She will be healthy and will be able to take care of your kids


Now if she decides to take roids, then that is like your wife deciding to become a drug addict, thats a no no
 
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The problem isnt bodybuidling, its steroids.

If your wife wants to be a body builder that is better for you.
She will be healthy and will be able to take care of your kids


Now if she decides to take roids, then that is like your wife deciding to become a drug addict, thats a no no

Her womb probably like a cinder block


That aint natural drugs or not.
 
i once googled a certain term that refers to a female part that gets enlarged when she takes steroids. wish i could unsee what i saw [emoji]128534[/emoji]
 
Never even thought of that. That's weird, doesn't it make men's part shrink?
 
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That pic in the op is too much :x :lol: :smh:

I'd end it.

I knew 2 chicks from college now on that work out get riped grind, one that I got with. Wish I was smashing now though.
 
I'm cool with an athletic chick who's got a 6 pack and some muscle.
But looking like OP's pic? Nah I wouldn't wife that.
 
Nah. I'm cool on muscular women. :smh:

I smashed an LSU track runner back in college. Her body was so hard and muscular that it legit made my wood fluctuate. Her *** felt like cement.

After struggle smashing for 30 minutes, I put her in doggy and spit on her back to pretend I busted. She believed me and I went home feeling weird about the whole experience.
 
Nah. I'm cool on muscular women. :smh:

I smashed an LSU track runner back in college. Her body was so hard and muscular that it legit made my wood fluctuate. Her *** felt like cement.

After struggle smashing for 30 minutes, I put her in doggy and spit on her back to pretend I busted. She believed me and I went home feeling weird about the whole experience.

hahahahahhahaaha **** i missed nt
 
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