☆ Jay-Z Has The BEST BASKETBALL Metaphors.. ☆

[we love 1989]

What's up to my Miami and St. Thomas connects (whattup)
I'll never mention your name, I promise respect
Death before dishonor correct? - Yup
That's what you promised me, since the (?)lee
Along with, if we stay strong
We can get paper longer than Pippen's arms

That dudes arms are long.

 

[mw2889]

So is there a lot of competition for this title or are you just being a stan?

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Shoulda never put me on this beat
Okay, yeah, normal baller
We back on tizzy, on top
Jump Off, Dub B, Jersey
Stand up
GO!

Jump off you rap guys is a joke
I'm here to take the scoring title without the green light from my coach
Man, don't make me have to smack your lineup
I'm Michael Jordan y'all Harold Minor's that rap vagina
All black ski mask, gloves, tuck the thing
Drive slow, lights out like "I love this game"
I live this y'all paint that pic
And like Magic I'm starting to believe y'all dudes ain't that sick
Might see ya boy scooping up a bird to get knowledge
Number one draft pick and I skipped college
Snakes in the trenches I peep those, get injured
End up like Grant Hill on the bench in your street clothes
Talk about he real, how he quick with a glock
But like Kurt Thomas he ain't good for $@*@ on the block
See the gleam from the shoes
Man, I don't mean to seem rude
Gunshots do you like Vancouver make your team move
(Let's Go!)

[Chorus:]
It's gone be the NBA never NBC (Yeah)
Rookie of the year slash MVP (Rap suckas, we back)
Never channel 4
We handle the 4
It's the number one draft pick (Yours truly)
Let your gat spit, @@#$$
[Repeat]

Can't treat me like a sucka
Gather up your five, man meet me at the Rucker
Put the heat to you %$$%#%+
Half Man-Half Amazing with a clip in my boot
My 4-5 will make you "Skip To My Lou", think about it
Understand when I was younger I was all on my own
So when I said 3-2 I wasn't calling a zone
Nice truck, nice house and chain
I car jacked you like Shaq shooting a three man get outta your Range
This is regular hood $@*@
I put Don Cheaney under the arm and show him how to make a good nick
If you wack, you need to probably write
Either that or quit it, throw in the chair like you Bobby Knight
I work damn hard
But don't think I can't rob
Can't pitch, I still handle the rock like Shammgod
Still hurt you cowards
Still see me merking them Prowlers
And know they still call me Dirk in Dallas
I'm that @@#$$

[Chorus]

Man I kill lame queers
It still ain't clear
Never saving the tech like Bill Laimbeer
I got tools for rilly
With shells that make your temple hot and I ain't talking 'bout a school in Philly
I ain't a selfish player
Man, I help your weight up
Cuz only Riders in this game now is myself and Isaiah
Listen, you gettin dissed
While I'm screwing these miss's
I'm on cruise control you still moving your pivot
But I'll show you how mean this crook be
You and your dogs' like the Houston Comets, a team fulla !%$+$'s
Creep
It ain't a game no more, it's a sport
If you ain't got heart to play then stay off the court

 

[lb81986]

you ain't no athlete, you shawn bradley

 

[mneezy1]

"Words is slurring, engine purring
Mami frontin but I'm so determined
Shots of Patron, now she's in the zone
I ain't talking about the two-three
Mami in the zone like the homie 2-3
Jordan or James, makes no difference
Boo I'm ballin the same"

 

[berkeley boy]

No, Fabolous...easily.

 

[03silverbullet]

let you tell that man i'm falling, well, somebody must've caught him, cause
every fourth quarter, I light the Mike Jordan 'em

 

[dead stokc]

I came in here to say Joey!

 

[page86]

"she love how i take charge like Battier"
"let me get inside stuff like Ahmad Rashad"

-Naledge

 

[downtown43]

one of the illest basketball metaphors:

"I'm awkward like Cartwright *$$+ with a N'/Shot ugly but my arch right. Come on dog bark BITE"

 

[feenix89]

Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

I came in here to say Joey!

 

[viiheaven]

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

let you tell that man i'm falling, well, somebody must've caught him, cause
every fourth quarter, I light the Mike Jordan 'em

Every 4th Quarter, I like to Mike Jordan 'em

 

[los0croft]

Originally Posted by Berkeley Boy

No, Fabolous...easily.

 

[03silverbullet]

Originally Posted by VIIheaven

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

let you tell that man i'm falling, well, somebody must've caught him, cause
every fourth quarter, I light the Mike Jordan 'em

Every 4th Quarter, I like to Mike Jordan 'em

sorry, it sounded like he said "light", you knew what i meant.

sue me.

 

[thagreatj]

Jay vs Joey
Mike vs Hank gathers/lenny cooke

 

[lb81986]

"i'm big dog, glen rob...listen god, you a flea"

 

[swoboydehteezy]

Originally Posted by Mw2889

So is there a lot of competition for this title or are you just being a stan?

 

[unconditional love77]

Originally Posted by thagreatj

Jay vs Joey
Mike vs Hank gathers/lenny cooke

more like Bird vs. Dominique

 

[thagreatj]

Originally Posted by unconditional Love77

Originally Posted by thagreatj

Jay vs Joey
Mike vs Hank gathers/lenny cooke

more like Bird vs. Dominique

more like Budden is VERY TALENTED but just aint makin it.
you know who either of those players are>?

 

[airforce1king]

I don't know how to embed YouTube but here's my contribution to the thread part 1:


Part 2:
[Chamillionaire]
-Uh
Treat me like a lawyer, the next time that you wanna book yo show
Cuz if you didn't send me my dough I'ma be a no-show
Slow-mo, you get screwed by ya label and ya DJ
While ya women gettin' screwed in the place where she brush her teeth mayne
And I ain't talkin' bout the bathroom, man she say
she love me, wanna see me again like I'm instant replay
We paid in full, it's the Color Changin' Click
Which car do I wanna drive? take a color changin' pick
Yall boys need to retire, go sit next to Bill Walton
Cuz while we ballin' y'all'a prolly be still talkin'
Garage like a B-Ball goal with the rims bent
If it don't get new rims, nothing's goin' in it
Splendid, how my rims get..called for traveling
Even when the car is parked in the spot where I'm standin' in
The streets is raw, people peepin' ya car
Wish they..got what you got greedy people are
Not street ballers tryna hoop throwin up shots in the paint;
More like jackers tryna jack, shooting shots in ya paint
Street ballers slam dunk and try to take off the rim;
While jackers jack cadillacs and try to take off the rims
That's cool, but I'll be damned if I don't do my thug thizzle
I grind..while y'all whine like 3 kids with 1 skittle
Sweet-tooth, can't let a jacker get my candy
So we Swoop..like Sheryl wth the bang-bang handy
You can't walk around really thinkin' that lifes a sport
Spend half of the time sittin' around and half in court
Houston..Koopa gon' make the world accept this city
You must have warrants in every city, except this city
You ain't nationwide, you ain't in Chicago you ain't in Cali'
For a fee..I'll promote yo record, just holla at me
Chamillionaire, I be sayin what they scared to say
The Mixtape God, better get prepared to pray

 

[Hahahaha]

1. Joe Budden
2. Fabolous
3. Jay-Z

All three are very dope......that Pippen line is weak tho

 

[addict4sneakers]

no one's seeing joey w/ the basketball punchlines

"the pound will leave you like eddy curry w/ a heart problem"

 

[marleysprotege]

i thought last time i checked NT had hopped off jays nuts? just because someone says something about a sport or players doesnt mean they are the best ... Fabis better than Jay hands down with the sports metaphors, and yes im awkward like cartwright, shot ugly but my arch right ....... come on now

 

[blackmagnus514]

ya'll musta forgot the Pump It Up Freestyle

 

[bm0re23410]

Wonder why men try us /
cause we Od on rims and thin tires for that we Lien Bias /

Joey