Anyone have a pet kangaroo?

[Nouss]

There are no Kangaroos in Africa.

 

[hebgbz]

 

We on kangaroos now? 

Think about it. They're mad chill, eat grass and hop around all day. If someone breaks into your house they'll put the hands on them.


No burglar would expect that they will have to fight a kangaroo when they do a break-in.

Bruh they can get up to 6'6 and aint got no dambs about if you raised em or not. Theyll break your ribs with a swift double kick if you even look at them wrong

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Inb4 u want a skunk with the spray gland removed

 

[johnnyredstorm]

let me know when you finna cop a penguin b my cousin got da truckload imported from antartica 100% organic

 

[jayzz]

There are no Kangaroos in Africa.

View media item 1181283Plus I wasn't actually saying there was
But some are there

 

[Nouss]

^yea I was just messing with you, but the kangaroos in Africa live in zoos. The rest of those animals just share the same name but they ain't actually kangaroos.

 

[a blinkin]

Just don't be insecure OP. Kangaroos like this one can take your girl.

Is this real?!

 

[RIP sleazyy]

do they come in black?

 

[nazdrowie]

anybody ever try kangaroo meat? 

 

[green rhino123]

not to my knowledge

 

[mangudai954]

do they come in black?

Closest thing is a Black Wallaroo.

 

[macbk]

 

[SC kid]

anybody ever try kangaroo meat? 

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Seent a kangaroo not too long ago at da zoo.
Son kept lookin at my js.

 

[green rhino123]

Closest thing is a Black Wallaroo.

if you buy the kangaroo - its yours to do with what you want

you could dye it black

or you could eat it when it gets out of line, show it whos boss

 

[RIP sleazyy]

do they come in black?

Closest thing is a Black Wallaroo.

wallaroos the new wave

 

[tr1ll]

A family I met last week has a pet kangaroo. No clue where you buy them from.

www.buyakangaroo.com

 

[RustyShackleford]

Roo meat is an acquired taste but I liked it the few times I tried it.

Only a mad man would own a Roo as a pet though, step to it wrong and your entire crew is getting washed. #bleedat

 

[mangudai954]

if you buy the kangaroo - its yours to do with what you want

you could dye it black

or you could eat it when it gets out of line, show it whos boss

I like the way you think.

wallaroos the new wave

They seem to be a lot more manageable:

Species:

The common grey wallaroo is Macropus robustus and the red wallaroo is Macropus cervenus

Size and Appearace:

Wallaroos are stocky and powerful, with shaggy fur and bare black snouts. Males can weigh anywhere from 50 to 100 lbs, while females are more likely to be 40 to 50 lbs. Males are usually 40 to 56 inches long and females are 30 to 40 inches long.

Life Span:

Reported at 15-20 years.

Temperament:

They are curious and will bond quite nicely to their owners if hand raised and well socialized (and treated well). They can be playful and affectionate, but also mischevious. They can be taught to understand "no" and need firm corrections but physical punishment should never be used.

Feeding:

Wallaroos are herbivores, naturally grazing on grasses and shrubs. In captivity, they should have a constant supply of fresh, good quality hay (such as bermuda or rye grass). Ideally a grass pasture (securely fenced, of course) should be provided for grazing. A commercial (e.g. Mazuri) kangaroo/wallaby diet can be fed as well. A vitamin E and selenium supplement is recommended, and a variety of fresh vegetables can be offered as treats.

Housing:

A large, securely fenced pen or pasture is needed. These are large animals that need a lot of space to move around and exercise.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Roo meat is an acquired taste but I liked it the few times I tried it.

Only a mad man would own a Roo as a pet though, step to it wrong and your entire crew is getting washed. #bleedat

Kangaroos don't give a single damb.

 

[luong1209]

Yes, any questions or concerns I can address?

Tagged pics for proof:

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[guzzy]

 

Roo meat is an acquired taste but I liked it the few times I tried it.

Only a mad man would own a Roo as a pet though, step to it wrong and your entire crew is getting washed. #bleedat

Kangaroos don't give a single damb.

Bruh he gave both of them the paws, then dropkicked the air out the dude.

Rollin..................

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Floyd v Kangaroo, who yall got?

 

[jayzz]

Floyd v Kangaroo, who yall got?

Kangaroo easy
I'll take my winnings in 1 dollar bills only

 

[RustyShackleford]

We talkin bout a clean Roo, or one that is juicing?

 

[RIP sleazyy]

this one