BREAKING NEWS: DEAD BODY FOUND ON CHIPPER JONES' TEXAS RANCH!!!!!

[wasps and asps]

whats so funny about the title. im missin the point. i dont watch baseball btw.

i aint even know he was the dude in that gif.

has he had dead bodies on his ranch before? whats the connection that im missin?

 

[mateen cleaves]

Originally Posted by ElijahDukes

how is this "BREAKING NEWS"?

 

[blacklion23]

Originally Posted by Thousandaire

This _ own slaves and $#!@

LOL!

 

[gunna get it]

whats so funny about the title. im missin the point.


read the title then the article...

he broke the story like they discovered a killing field with gang of limbs, torsos, dead bodies, and OJ simpsons Bruno magli shoes with the bloody soles.

dude died of a heat stroke on a big $%% piece of land.

"Breaking News"

 

[xdoeboix]

My man Chipper getting that paper