We were playing basketball once and this fat dude came through and was trying to get on. Nobody wanted him on their team and one of my friends was making funof him because of his size. the fat dude gets on the next game and had my friend down low on the block and takes on dribble and just bangs on my friend twohanded dunk with his nuts in his face. It was hilarious because nobody expected it.
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these two girls get into a fight after school near the monkey bars and 1 gets knocked out,
me and my friend were spectating from one of the slide platforms and mind u, its brick outside, no snow just straight ice.
paramedics come, cops come,
they circle around ol girl
all I saw is a chunk of ice go into the circle and hit ol girl
I look over my shoulder and see my friend with ice in his hands
one cop looked over at us and was like u better come down b4 i make u
needless to say we bolted
these two girls get into a fight after school near the monkey bars and 1 gets knocked out,
me and my friend were spectating from one of the slide platforms and mind u, its brick outside, no snow just straight ice.
paramedics come, cops come,
they circle around ol girl
all I saw is a chunk of ice go into the circle and hit ol girl
I look over my shoulder and see my friend with ice in his hands
one cop looked over at us and was like u better come down b4 i make u
needless to say we bolted
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a head on collision between a man on a motorcycle and two girls in a car...dude went straight through the windshield. saw his legs sticking out through thewindow.
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u went to that field trip to huh?
As for me, I seen a female bum giving a BJ to hobo.
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God damn!Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
Originally Posted by Dakingii
Originally Posted by hampisaboss
During my Junior Year of high school there was this crazy chick fight at the club and it was on camera One of the girls got knocked out and that led to other girls jumpin in the fight so it was a crazy scene with like 6 chicks bangin lol The chick that gets knocked out she is stil woozy from bein clocked meanwhile her clothes are like everywhere and her tig ol bitties popped out and some random dude came out of knowhere and started suckin on em lol
. After that her girls tried to fight dude. That might of been the weirdest scene ever lol
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Originally Posted by RayRay84
God damn!Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
Originally Posted by Dakingii
Originally Posted by hampisaboss
During my Junior Year of high school there was this crazy chick fight at the club and it was on camera One of the girls got knocked out and that led to other girls jumpin in the fight so it was a crazy scene with like 6 chicks bangin lol The chick that gets knocked out she is stil woozy from bein clocked meanwhile her clothes are like everywhere and her tig ol bitties popped out and some random dude came out of knowhere and started suckin on em lol. After that her girls tried to fight dude. That might of been the weirdest scene ever lol
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some chick got in a car accident at a 4 way stop and threw it in reverse and hit the car behind her. i was dying, because my buddy said "watch this chick,she has no idea wth is going on" right before it happened
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one of my homies throwing a brick at some tongans with his name on it
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when i deployed to afghanistan saw some crazy stuff, but nothing beeats this
me and Jaijai84 were in Nicaragua, and they have ppl on the streets that change money, from the local currency to dollar,
saw one of those guys get jumped, and shot, dude was on the grown bleeding, and the ppl that jumped him, got back in there car and took all this money,
dude was on the floor, ppl all over him rushed to help him out, found out later that the dude died, kinda scary,
me and Jaijai84 were in Nicaragua, and they have ppl on the streets that change money, from the local currency to dollar,
saw one of those guys get jumped, and shot, dude was on the grown bleeding, and the ppl that jumped him, got back in there car and took all this money,
dude was on the floor, ppl all over him rushed to help him out, found out later that the dude died, kinda scary,
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i have some contributions.. i was coming from a football game and this neighborhood down the street from us got into it with some of the older guys in my oldhood.. so one of the other neighborhood dude had just moved into our neighborhood.. so some cats in our hood had surrounded dude house and they were knockingon his door banging on his window.. so dude had called some people up and like five cars four deep just came thru and some how they agreed that just these twodudes were going to fight.. these two dudes fight and one swing and miss and the other guy grabs him and had him in a choke move behind dude. he picks him upout of the choke hold and just slammed dude on his head first in the street. everybody is just shocked. he was just still.. and ol boy was stomping on him andpunching him in the head..
the same guy who slammed ol boy punched our elementary school principal in the eye and ran home when he was in fifth grade.
one of my friends lil brother was being molested so we caught up with the molester that wasn't all there in the head.. we beat him up and then we take theguy to my friends house with his mom there. she then puts a floyd mayweather combo on this guy and starts stoomping him out.. i just sat back and laughed
the same guy who slammed ol boy punched our elementary school principal in the eye and ran home when he was in fifth grade.
one of my friends lil brother was being molested so we caught up with the molester that wasn't all there in the head.. we beat him up and then we take theguy to my friends house with his mom there. she then puts a floyd mayweather combo on this guy and starts stoomping him out.. i just sat back and laughed
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Its crazy because this happens all the time in Nicaragua. Some of those people that change money have body guards with them
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Some of the things you all think are funny are actually tragic. SMH.
I saw a bum walking down Addison right outside of Wrigley dragging 2 black garbage bags full of empty soda cans and peeing all over the street while he waswalking. I just felt bad for the guy.
I saw a bum walking down Addison right outside of Wrigley dragging 2 black garbage bags full of empty soda cans and peeing all over the street while he waswalking. I just felt bad for the guy.
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a hot girl in a comic book shop, weirdest thing ive ever seen.
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Reminds me of my boy's mom who just got into a wreck with a motorcyclist a few weeks back. Half of his body was inside the Escalade, theother half on the street. I saw the pics and it was gory. My boy's mom looked like she bathe in blood.
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someone drifted around my car in a truck and hit a pole
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that's just foul. how traumatized was she?
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almost forgot about that field tripOriginally Posted by IluvJordanXI
u went to that field trip to huh?
we went to the food court at ucsf right after too
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uhmm i saw a car explode when i was a little kid
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one time in middle school(7th grade)
we was in PE and there was this girl with white sweats and she had her period....
i was in awe aswell as in disgust
we was in PE and there was this girl with white sweats and she had her period....
i was in awe aswell as in disgust
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-Man shot at a gas station.
-Man jumping off a bridge.
-Somebody being hit by a taxi and flying in the air.
-Man jumping off a bridge.
-Somebody being hit by a taxi and flying in the air.
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Is dude trying to brag about that? How do you even get hit by a car?
For those from cali you know our (most HS) are outside campuses w/ quad areas & stuff. Fight breaks out & of course everyone starts runnin to see who it is. We sittin there for a sec ( upperclass arent so quick to run) & you hear a quiet DONNGG! ... this cat who wasnt lookin turns around & ran smack dab rit into the pole tryin to see this fight ...he slid down the pole ... hurt. He started cryin.
@#$! was hilarious.
Cant believe no one quoted that.
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Well i dont have any crazy stories that i can think of right now but i heard some stories from others like my father...
When he was young and use to work at caldors (retail store before it went out of business) one of his boys that he use to workwith was a member of the wu-tang clique (not in the rap group) and he had a big a-- truck with the WU emblem on it...
Then one night after they were closed him and my father were chillin in the parking lot and this car was madsuspect...circling the parking lot...had tinted windows and everything...So my fathers boy (the WU member) goes to his truck..pops the trunk and pulls out twobig a-- glocks and aims it at the whip
! Then the suspicious car spedoff into the highway....
The Wu-member is actually in the video for ice cream believe it or not
....and a couple years ago me and my pops was at target and we see him and it just so has it that he worksthere...(why do i get the feeling the no one believes this story??
)
Another story of mine (that my boy told me
)....I got a friend whos a racing fanatic..him and his brothers trick out their hondas and sh-- and are constantly involved in street races and whatnot...so my calls me and tells me the day before he was in his brothers car...and they were on the highway and a hondas2000 drives up by them and cuts them off attempting to challenge them to a race..so my boy asks his brother if he's gonna go through with the race...andhis bro says "nah i dont feel like racing today"...
so the honda s200 whos now speeding ends up losing control of the whip and hits the side of the high way (the stone dividerthat divides the on-going traffic) and bounces off the stone wall divider and in to the highway and ends up causing a bad accident and the honda s200 tipsover...
my boy and his bro pull over to help the people out the car and they were all bleeding and what not...the cops come and itjust so happens they were blazed while driving and the owners of the honda s2000 end up getting busted for possession of marijuana
(KARMA HUH???)
When he was young and use to work at caldors (retail store before it went out of business) one of his boys that he use to workwith was a member of the wu-tang clique (not in the rap group) and he had a big a-- truck with the WU emblem on it...
Then one night after they were closed him and my father were chillin in the parking lot and this car was madsuspect...circling the parking lot...had tinted windows and everything...So my fathers boy (the WU member) goes to his truck..pops the trunk and pulls out twobig a-- glocks and aims it at the whip
The Wu-member is actually in the video for ice cream believe it or not
Another story of mine (that my boy told me
so the honda s200 whos now speeding ends up losing control of the whip and hits the side of the high way (the stone dividerthat divides the on-going traffic) and bounces off the stone wall divider and in to the highway and ends up causing a bad accident and the honda s200 tipsover...
my boy and his bro pull over to help the people out the car and they were all bleeding and what not...the cops come and itjust so happens they were blazed while driving and the owners of the honda s2000 end up getting busted for possession of marijuana
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THIS WEBSITE
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who's fault was that?
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Originally Posted by i3allistic
a car accident on the highway ....dude body was seperated into two
