Crazy stories from your job.

[dakingii]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.


I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

That is hilarious and ayo. Did homie know it was you tugging on his manhood? Hahaha

I wouldn't have even shared that. Thats the type of thing you take to the grave. :x

real talk. the type of **** you hope you will forget and never remember

 

[retro23j]

 

[unknwn]

NOOOO

 

[air spider 777]

Omg.

LMFAO

 

[diewitsjames]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.

I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

HOW?!?!??! i dont eem....man....wow...jeesus...wtfffffffff..... nah...nope...whaaaaaaaaat

 

[mitchellicious]

Dude would've had his dookie covered gloves all over dude's yamb prod too

 

[airblaster503]

:x :x

 

[jjs]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.

I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

son, i am dying!!!


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[sooperhooper]

So you gave son's phallis a friendly fecal exfoliation.

 

[88th]

So you gave son's phallis a friendly fecal exfoliation.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[miamiboy]

Bruh if I was taking a crap and someone tugged on my walnuts....

I'd hop off the toilet like View media item 308206

 

[RustyShackleford]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.

I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

Home had a fist full of dong

 

[mjgreatxii]

Bruh im legit crying in laughter
By far the hardest ive ever laughed

 

[mrgogetit]

Th

Here is a repost of my story from the awkward moments thread, technically happen at my job:

I 'm driving back to my office from a conference, to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.

Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Since we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:

Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

That made me cry. Haven't laughed that hard in a while appreciate it.

 

[mrgogetit]

Bruh if I was taking a crap and someone tugged on my walnuts....

I'd hop off the toilet like View media item 308206

That was funny [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[guzzy]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.

I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

Bruh...........Can't breeve.

 

[redefinition]

Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.

I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.

dude you made me spit up and choke on my drink......the ish is all up in my nostrils now.  This is too funny to be real 

 

[mega.]

so you tellin me you pulled goku's tail ...

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[mjgreatxii]

so you tellin me you pulled goku's tail ...

 

[216301baller]

lmao

 

[pharelfor3]

dude grabbed a dong with poop. wow.

 

[finallyfamous]

That is just classic

 

[riceeznnu]

no man, nooooooooo. Darth vader noooooo status.
Just make a new SN bro

 

[atlien seeko]

How was son's junk down in the toilet like that though? Sum aint addin up.

 

[sooperhooper]

I was thinking that too. I'm still not understanding how "the tank wasn't draining propeely". I'm having a hard time picturing the setup of the location he was cleaning from.