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I used to shoot videos for a sneaker shop last summer and went to a crappy bulldog show.
The owner of the sneaker shop packed up a lot of inventory and took it to the show in order to sell at a booth there.
A few local rappers where scheduled to perform at the show at the end of it.
The headliner was Houston rapper Z-ro.
So by around 6pm, the owner decided to pack up all the stuff and head out.
One of the guys helping setup the booth was an older dude by the name of Unk who gave no dambs about anything. He once tried to coach me on how to get free drinks at restaurants by scamming waitresses.
This dog show was also a car show so there were nice cars there. There was a bunch of old rides with spokes and and vogues rims etc
So lo and behold there was one lone exit and entrance to the thing. It was this narrow strech of a driveway that two cars barely fit in.
So as we're packing up to leave all the nice cars start to leave as well. Unk being the man that he is decides to pull up the uhaul straight across the narrow driveway and block the entrance in order to load up all the inventory. Most of the cars were able to squeeze through, and after some honking Unk obliged and moved the Uhaul to accomadate more space for the cars to get through.
After a few minutes this lone astrovan and a blacked out charger drive up to the entrance trying to get in. Unk ignores this completely trying to finish loading the inventory. After a few minutes and honking the van window rolls down and its Z-ro behind the wheel pissed bc he needs to get in to perform at the event.
Unk continues to ignore as now a line of cars are stuck trying to get in and out of the damn place. Words are exchanged and soon security arrives to force Unk to move the Uhaul.
So a pissed Unk parks the uhaul further up to make room. At the same time this one show car with ridiculously long poking rims is driving out and is trying to skate past Z-ro's van. Zro backs up to adjust himself and get in. He drives back up and fails to get in as now both the Uhaul and the show car have packed him in. Z-ro is now fuming as his name is being called onstage as he is sitting there stuck between a Uhaul and poking rims.
The driver of the show car gives no dambs and sratches his way past Z-ro and drives up on the curb to get out. Boom now Z-ro has room to get in.
But he doesn't. As the gangsta that he is, he parks his car in the middle of the entrance and turns his van off. Security rushes him as they yell at him to get out of the way. By now the event traffic is packed both ways.
Security is yelling at Z-ro as he gives them all the death stare and doesn't do a damb thing. All the while we are still loading stuff on the Uhaul.
Young gangsters at the event start heckling Z-ro and yelling and threats are being flung back and forth as security finally gets Z-ro to move.
He pulls out his van and everyone clears the way for him to enter the event. But he doesn't.
Z-ro then pulls in and then furiously backs out and leaves the event as his name is still being called on stage!
By now everyone on the crew including me realize that we just cost the headliner of the show to angrily storm off effectively pissing off the reason everyone bought tix to that event.
Unk then uutters the classic line. "This rapper is a punk he couldn't wait a couple mins? ***** acts like he Jay-Z or some ****."
The owner of the sneaker shop packed up a lot of inventory and took it to the show in order to sell at a booth there.
A few local rappers where scheduled to perform at the show at the end of it.
The headliner was Houston rapper Z-ro.
So by around 6pm, the owner decided to pack up all the stuff and head out.
One of the guys helping setup the booth was an older dude by the name of Unk who gave no dambs about anything. He once tried to coach me on how to get free drinks at restaurants by scamming waitresses.
This dog show was also a car show so there were nice cars there. There was a bunch of old rides with spokes and and vogues rims etc
So lo and behold there was one lone exit and entrance to the thing. It was this narrow strech of a driveway that two cars barely fit in.
So as we're packing up to leave all the nice cars start to leave as well. Unk being the man that he is decides to pull up the uhaul straight across the narrow driveway and block the entrance in order to load up all the inventory. Most of the cars were able to squeeze through, and after some honking Unk obliged and moved the Uhaul to accomadate more space for the cars to get through.
After a few minutes this lone astrovan and a blacked out charger drive up to the entrance trying to get in. Unk ignores this completely trying to finish loading the inventory. After a few minutes and honking the van window rolls down and its Z-ro behind the wheel pissed bc he needs to get in to perform at the event.
Unk continues to ignore as now a line of cars are stuck trying to get in and out of the damn place. Words are exchanged and soon security arrives to force Unk to move the Uhaul.
So a pissed Unk parks the uhaul further up to make room. At the same time this one show car with ridiculously long poking rims is driving out and is trying to skate past Z-ro's van. Zro backs up to adjust himself and get in. He drives back up and fails to get in as now both the Uhaul and the show car have packed him in. Z-ro is now fuming as his name is being called onstage as he is sitting there stuck between a Uhaul and poking rims.
The driver of the show car gives no dambs and sratches his way past Z-ro and drives up on the curb to get out. Boom now Z-ro has room to get in.
But he doesn't. As the gangsta that he is, he parks his car in the middle of the entrance and turns his van off. Security rushes him as they yell at him to get out of the way. By now the event traffic is packed both ways.
Security is yelling at Z-ro as he gives them all the death stare and doesn't do a damb thing. All the while we are still loading stuff on the Uhaul.
Young gangsters at the event start heckling Z-ro and yelling and threats are being flung back and forth as security finally gets Z-ro to move.
He pulls out his van and everyone clears the way for him to enter the event. But he doesn't.
Z-ro then pulls in and then furiously backs out and leaves the event as his name is still being called on stage!
By now everyone on the crew including me realize that we just cost the headliner of the show to angrily storm off effectively pissing off the reason everyone bought tix to that event.
Unk then uutters the classic line. "This rapper is a punk he couldn't wait a couple mins? ***** acts like he Jay-Z or some ****."
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at having the fridays blast his dookie song
