Cubicle Life : VOL: OFFICE SPACE (DRAMA, BEEF, STORIES, TALES, et. al) - Share your work life

[L7oser]

Cubicle Life is pretty good to me. 3 monitors with privacy tint screens. Got my Macbook on my left side where I watch movies or listen to music. Only gripe is I get TERRIBLE service in my area. Unless you have AT&T ur pretty much SOL here. Everyone's cool around here. Mostly older cougar bitties who be bringin me lunch n whatnot
No strict dress code. It's ALWAYS cold in here tho. There's so many computers and mainframes in my building on other floors that they have to keep it cold so they wont overheat or something.
People have blankets around here all the time. Havent seen any Snuggies tho

 

[semf]

I received this email 2 days ago and thought it was funny cause it's really like 3 people this was aimed at.

Yes, at times our fishbowl can get cold and a bit nippy and the need for a blanket, robe or snuggie would definitely serve the purpose of keeping you warm; however, we suggest that you wear a sweater or jacket instead. Wearing blankets while we sit at our desks or walking around the offices with your robe or snuggie on does not convey a professional workplace image, so let's be mindful of this moving forward.

We have the same problem with the office being too cold (but not people with snuggies or blankets). We have people with space heaters under their desks sometimes. I wind up wearing a jacket or hoodie while I'm at my desk (it looks strange walking from the parking lot in the middle a 100 degree day in July carrying a hoodie).

We tried speaking with facilities, but they said the thermostat controls temp for the whole floor (or some excuse they gave us) so it all depends on where you are on the floor whether you're sitting underneath a ceiling vent or sitting far away from one. It's so screwed up.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Women going through menopause with the ACs on full blast.

 

[young halo]

cubicle life = getting fat

i've seen so many PYT's get fat in a matter of months. hell, even i gained hella weight

beats working construction /breaking my back in the sun all day i guess

 

[young street86]

2 screens is def the way to go. I need a privacy screen for my joint tho. I'd be looking at all the threads filled with debauchery then. lol. Only because I'm cool with a guy from IT security and he said that we are so big it's not feasible for them to invest in monitoring software for the entire company . The way they catch folks is when they go to "unauthorized" sites and their comp catches a virus. Shortly after the usually get a meeting invIte from HR

Also, we need a lot of help with our transition to SAP so we hired a lot of temps to do misc administrative work since everyone else is in all hand on deck mode. Bruh....I do not know what temp service they use but they provide us with some of the most HOOD chicks you've ever seen. One chick was an admin for the legal department. She was STOOOOPID thick too. Anyways, St. Patricks day weekend she got involved in this riot in the d'town area. The footage they had on the news had her front and damn center puttin them paws on some dude . Needless to say, she doesn't work here anymore.

 

[sofa king awsm]

Women going through menopause with the ACs on full blast.

x2

 

[shortyoscart]

Cubicle Life is pretty good to me. 3 monitors with privacy tint screens. Got my Macbook on my left side where I watch movies or listen to music. Only gripe is I get TERRIBLE service in my area. Unless you have AT&T ur pretty much SOL here. Everyone's cool around here. Mostly older cougar bitties who be bringin me lunch n whatnot
No strict dress code. It's ALWAYS cold in here tho. There's so many computers and mainframes in my building on other floors that they have to keep it cold so they wont overheat or something.
People have blankets around here all the time. Havent seen any Snuggies tho

You are winning in this office life sir

 

[sreggie101]

was busting for a crap this afternoon so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "wtf r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ***, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

repped ... i could question the realness of this story but it was too damn funny hahaha.

 

[potatoglasses]

minimized NT = cubicle life

Alt-Tab NT-Excel

#cubelife

This is my life.

#cubelife

 

[ps2child]

was busting for a crap this afternoon so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "wtf r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ***, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

@ "boris"

 

[potatoglasses]

On the real, I've redeveloped methods for finishing reports that I have to do everyday, what used to take 45 minutes, takes me 5 minutes tops to do now.

5 minutes making report = next 40 minutes on NT.


Some old clowns in the office are really slow at what they do.. Sometimes I wonder how efficient I can be in their place..

 

[dabottom305]

cubicle life = getting fat
i've seen so many PYT's get fat in a matter of months. hell, even i gained hella weight
beats working construction /breaking my back in the sun all day i guess

This is real life. We call it the "CBS 15" here. There's so much takeout being order you're tempted. I know a while back I'd be spending at least $40-$60 a week on takeout.

 

[young halo]

cubicle life = getting fat
i've seen so many PYT's get fat in a matter of months. hell, even i gained hella weight
beats working construction /breaking my back in the sun all day i guess

This is real life. We call it the "CBS 15" here. There's so much takeout being order you're tempted. I know a while back I'd be spending at least $40-$60 a week on takeout.

not to mention the pot lucks.. i know y'all office dudes know about that

 

[beh235]

#2Screenz

THIS. Once you go to 2 screens..there's no turning back

I LOVE having two screens. In my tabs, I always have our database, fantasy football, NT, and NDC. All I do is rotate

was busting for a crap this afternoon so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "wtf r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ***, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

Even if this isn't real, I couldn't stop laughing halfway through

This thread really does have potential though. I was just thinking we needed a thread like this. As for me, right now, our office moved recently so everyone is finding a reason to complain about ANYTHING at this new location. Not me though, I'm ten minutes driving from the crib, and the gym is on the way home, so I'm good. Who the hell wears snuggies in the office? . Anyway, I once had a co worker order Cialis AND Viagra from his desk computer. How did I find out? The dummy printed the order receipt and left it at the printer. I so wanted to tape it above the printer. It had his name on it too

 

[beh235]

cubicle life = getting fat
i've seen so many PYT's get fat in a matter of months. hell, even i gained hella weight
beats working construction /breaking my back in the sun all day i guess

This is real life. We call it the "CBS 15" here. There's so much takeout being order you're tempted. I know a while back I'd be spending at least $40-$60 a week on takeout.

Start bringing your own lunch homie. Saves you $$ and calories

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

What kind of schedules are you guys working?


I had the 4 9 hour days 1 8 day, 4 9 hour days and a day off (Friday).

About to switch to just work 4 10 hour days a week and sprinkle some telework throughout that thing.


Between sitting in a cube and sitting in a car for a long *** crucial commute, it is killing my knees on the basketball court and in the gym.

 

[dabottom305]

not to mention the pot lucks.. i know y'all office dudes know about that

Man. Instead of pot lucks they cater over here. I know when I leave it'll be tough to adjust to a regular office setting.

Start bringing your own lunch homie. Saves you $$ and calories

I stopped all of that takeout stuff a few months. i feel so much better when I look at my accounts.

 

[mmg]

P4L

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

You don't have to eat every piece of birthday cake for every person's birthday in the office. It is ok just to sing the song and walk back to your desk.

 

[young thundercat]

i dont eat nothing somebody brings from home...after watching many shows of hoarders. "im ok, appreciate the offer."

 

[coldcity]

You don't have to eat every piece of birthday cake for every person's birthday in the office. It is ok just to sing the song and walk back to your desk.

Elaine

GET WELL GET WELL SOON WE WANT YOU TO GET WELL

 

[L7oser]

What kind of schedules are you guys working?
I had the 4 9 hour days 1 8 day, 4 9 hour days and a day off (Friday).
About to switch to just work 4 10 hour days a week and sprinkle some telework throughout that thing.
Between sitting in a cube and sitting in a car for a long *** crucial commute, it is killing my knees on the basketball court and in the gym.

Im 6am-2:30pm Mon-Fri

 

[nazdrowie]

Im 6am-2:30pm Mon-Fri

6 a - 2 p four days a week, one day from home

 

[sofa king awsm]

7am-4pm M-F
got a 30min luncho

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

I've found it better to have your AWS day off on a Monday, since Fridays are usually easy going and a lot of people are out of the office. Good day to catch up on things and such.