Been offered a few times, can't do it,
More like girls obsession with Hello Kitty is annoying. I swear like 1 out of 3 girls are obsessed with Hello Kitty. Earrings, steering wheel covers, t-shirts, plates, pajamas
The Hello Kitty panties are welcomed though
My girl did it to me. Actually felt good. Wouldn't do it again tho just wanted to see how it felt lol
It has no mouth, I really hate looking at itHello kitty is so annoying
I'm talking the most dirty, degrading, nasty yambs I ever had to that point. She made me choke her, slap her, spit on her pull her hair, word as bond that was the most amazing I ever had. 
I had this weird chick who met back in the day on Myspace ( around 05). I used to live in this apartment in West Seattle right on the beach. I popped at her online and she came by to kick it. She was this biracial girl her face was a 5 but her body was a 9.
Well right from jump street she was strange. She came in wearing these sweats and big puffy jacket, but mind you its probably like 85 degrees outside in the summer. She comes in with these hippy looking dreads and hella rings and **** and piercings. She took off the jacket and that booty was amazing. So we sit there and talk and smoke for a bit and the whole time she is off in space looking outside to the beach. I ask her is she wanted to sit outside and she said "No I'm afraid of water......This is a big deal for me to do this.....be near the water......."
I'm like "ok?......" So I get up to shut the blinds cause I thought it was scaring her and but she jumps up and yells "NO!!! LEAVE IT OPEN!!!" in this scary *** voice. I'm like wtf and she goes into the bathroom. While she is in there I can here her talking to herself. I go to listen by the door and shorty is praying to someone like "please give me the strength to do what I have to do"
I'm like wtf man and start getting creep out like this ***** is psycho and gonna get me caught up. But when she comes out the bathroom she had stripped down to her bra and thong and by Odins beard did i forgot all that ****. This girl commenced put that P on me
After we finish I'm dead laying on the bed and she goes to the bathroom. After like 15 minutes I hear the back sliding door that leads out to the beach open and close. I get up and I see ole girl walking straight toward the beach with her clothes in her hand and in her bra and panties. I run outside and yell after her like " WTF are you doing"
She just ignoring me and dips out toward the water at like 1 am. I go back inside and grab my shirt and shoes to go out there but when I do ole girl is gone....
Thats it the end. She walked down the beach and I never saw her again. Her myspace was deleted the next day and that was it....
I had a gf that put me onto this. I now stick my tongue in girls ears.
This girl also used to like to spray whip cream all over me, lick it off, and eat chocolate during foreplay.
She was an artist. One piece of art she made was a sculpture of a bloody, cut umbilical cord connected to a bloody sack (presumably an aborted child) with a pair of blood covered scissors next to it. It was realistic looking and disgusting.
Two occasions when I was black out drunk, I woke up with my face covered in makeup. Not carefully applied, just like scribbles everywhere, whiskers, hearts on my forehead, maybe some lipstick. Fellas... You NEVER wanna wake up and look in the mirror see yourself like that. Scared me for real. She thought it was hilarious though.
She played CoD, Star Wars, and The Sims a lot.
Had an obsession with Wu-Tang Clan. Had the W tattooed on her belly.
That just scratching the surface. That was my first true love. I didn't think she was weird at all, just really interesting and fun to be around.
A lot of the things in here are really interesting to me, except for some that just sound crazy (someone telling you they'll kill you if you break up). Everyone's a little weird, some just weirder than others, and I think that's awesome.
Great thread though
Breh...... She was a mermaid....... One day on dry land then its back to the seaI had this weird chick who met back in the day on Myspace ( around 05). I used to live in this apartment in West Seattle right on the beach. I popped at her online and she came by to kick it. She was this biracial girl her face was a 5 but her body was a 9.
Well right from jump street she was strange. She came in wearing these sweats and big puffy jacket, but mind you its probably like 85 degrees outside in the summer. She comes in with these hippy looking dreads and hella rings and **** and piercings. She took off the jacket and that booty was amazing. So we sit there and talk and smoke for a bit and the whole time she is off in space looking outside to the beach. I ask her is she wanted to sit outside and she said "No I'm afraid of water......This is a big deal for me to do this.....be near the water......."
I'm like "ok?......" So I get up to shut the blinds cause I thought it was scaring her and but she jumps up and yells "NO!!! LEAVE IT OPEN!!!" in this scary *** voice. I'm like wtf and she goes into the bathroom. While she is in there I can here her talking to herself. I go to listen by the door and shorty is praying to someone like "please give me the strength to do what I have to do"
I'm like wtf man and start getting creep out like this ***** is psycho and gonna get me caught up. But when she comes out the bathroom she had stripped down to her bra and thong and by Odins beard did i forgot all that ****. This girl commenced put that P on meI'm talking the most dirty, degrading, nasty yambs I ever had to that point. She made me choke her, slap her, spit on her pull her hair, word as bond that was the most amazing I ever had.
After we finish I'm dead laying on the bed and she goes to the bathroom. After like 15 minutes I hear the back sliding door that leads out to the beach open and close. I get up and I see ole girl walking straight toward the beach with her clothes in her hand and in her bra and panties. I run outside and yell after her like " WTF are you doing"
She just ignoring me and dips out toward the water at like 1 am. I go back inside and grab my shirt and shoes to go out there but when I do ole girl is gone....
Thats it the end. She walked down the beach and I never saw her again. Her myspace was deleted the next day and that was it....
hope you got tested afterwards bruhcan hear her talking to herself. I go to listen by the door and shorty is praying to someone like "please give me the strength to do what I have to do"
I'm like wtf man and start getting creep out like this ***** is psycho and gonna get me caught up. But when she comes out the bathroom she had stripped down to her bra and thong and by Odins beard did i forgot all that ****. This girl commenced put that P on me
