Gotta start selling drugs to afford going to church

[cash money 1999]

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[johnnyredstorm]

Indulgences are byke!

 

[301216baller]

I have nothing bad to say about the church...

 

[SC kid]

I cant see nuthin

 

[pip777]

 

[jones23me]

thats all bad

 

[boris]

You'd have to pay me to go to church.

 

[flesh prince]

 at that pastor's finesse skills.

 

[tennakeyslim]

How else they gonna afford a private jet???

 

[htg designs]

^^^ Nah they tryna cop a shuttle. The moon need churches too fam

 

[$tacy]

Lmao I'd type a resignation letter

 

[gil23]

this cant be real life

 

[RustyShackleford]

Here is what you do pa.

-Call your local Mosque, Jewish Temple, Catholic Church , Buddhist Temple, and Orthodox church. Find out how much if any they ask for a month. One of gotta be lower

-Send a letter to your church by certified mail saying you got a better offer from a different religion, and you are considering converting

-Ask for a reduction of your rates.

-Profit
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Or just stop going to church

 

[bravo]

Here is what you do pa.

-Call your local Mosque, Jewish Temple, Catholic Church , Buddhist Temple, and Orthodox church. Find out how much if any they ask for a month. One of gotta be lower

-Send a letter to your church by certified mail saying you got a better offer from a different religion, and you are considering converting

-Ask for a reduction of your rates.

-Profit

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Or just stop going to church

Better yet, buy property across the street and start ya own congregation.  if you're hustle is on point go around to diff churches and recruit young ambitious working folks.  

Prophet.  

 

[RustyShackleford]

^^^^There are tons of those in the DMV.

Service at a rec center, people dressed like they going to a BBQ, Gospel go-go music, one of the deacons trying to beat a drug case,

 

[htg designs]

Primitive indeed

 

[canifly34]

Prophet.  

 

[frshstunna]

they trippin

 

[shoefreakbaby]

This is silly


Based off the letter she is apart of the church team and they may have monthly fees idk.


But 50 a month is not a lot, you wont have to sell drugs OP.

 

[eracism]

LOL @ Yours in Christ,

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

What in the actual? My mom just read this to me last night & I'm thinking it was just another fb joke. My ex goes to that church lmaooooooooooo

 

[Sir San Diego]

How you got bad church credit?

 

[mplsdunk]

^^^^There are tons of those in the DMV.

Service at a rec center, people dressed like they going to a BBQ, Gospel go-go music, one of the deacons trying to beat a drug case,

Dude my kids mom saw her pastor pull up bumping b better have my money in his brand new Benz.

And I saw him. He's got whisky plates too.

 

[Olympus]

Where does the money churches collect go?

 

[King of Trash Style]

Where does the money churches collect go?

Church hats