Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[storm2006]

Definitely taken down a few well-marbled women in my day.

They’re fun to smash, but I couldn’t see myself seeking anything long-term from one.

I remember accidentally smashing a few big joints way back when I had a roommate and the following morning I would wake up next to them in a slight panic thinking “What have I done?” I would go into two minute drill offense mode to try and get them out of there as quickly as possible before he woke up

 

[Comparison Ford]

Lol @ “accidentally”

You trip onto da box or something?

 

[datznasty]

400+

Fam 400 on a women is crazy. Remember fat takes up more volume than muscle at the same weight. Just a quick google of 400 lb woman. I took down 1 ssbbw and I don’t think even she was 400. Thats borderline immobile

 

[ahat]

I remember accidentally smashing a few big joints way back when I had a roommate and the following morning I would wake up next to them in a slight panic thinking “What have I done?” I would go into two minute drill offense mode to try and get them out of there as quickly as possible before he woke up

 

[Mark Antony]

I just love women. A Thicker joint is just too much fun to never experience especially if you go hard.

 

[Comparison Ford]

I will also die on the hill that they really do give da best top.

 

[friscostylez]

Damn so they set the best boobies traps too? Learning a lot from this thread

 

[storm2006]

Lol @ “accidentally”

You trip onto da box or something?

I mean we’re not talking SSBBW but thick enough that the homies who already have a disproportionate view of thickness (white dudes) would have jokes. Easier to just run the 2M drill

As for the “accidentally” part, I was being facetious. I meant it was mostly on those nights when I was hammered, teetering on the edge of blackout and my decision making process “well I am already talking to her > last call is in 5 minutes > I got no other options > she’s likely down > *sigh* > [Russell Wilson voice] lettsss riddddeeeeee [/Russell Wilson voice]

Never really regretted it because thinking back on it, in the grand scheme of things it never really mattered.

 

[smedroc]

Fam 400 on a women is crazy. Remember fat takes up more volume than muscle at the same weight. Just a quick google of 400 lb woman. I took down 1 ssbbw and I don’t think even she was 400. Thats borderline immobile

Fine.... 375.

 

[tay1]

 

[NToweG]

Wear a condom please.

 

[storm2006]

Welp. It’s time.

 

[tay1]

Wear a condom please.

 

[moonman818]

Straight to the point. Gotta love it.

 

[fluid hips]

The fact she edited her text got my antenna up. Ole let me gas him up to get what I want ahh

Don't let that biih manipulate you

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah don't let her manipulate you into sex.

 

[datznasty]

Tell her bring you food too

 

[tay1]

The fact she edited her text got my antenna up. Ole let me gas him up to get what I want ahh

Don't let that biih manipulate you

She not gettin nothing but what she asked for. I ain’t givin no money, bringin no food, etc. This been goin on for a minute.

 

[lovehateself]

Game 1 will be over in 2 hrs
Too late for food anyways

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Seen all the success my brethren been having with their digestive systems with all the milk of magnesia decided to grab a bottle myself. Saw an AWG coming out of dental office next to one of my jobs. Shes on her lunch we chit chat a few minutes. I shoot it get the #. Hadnt pulled off a number not on an app in a while ya boy aint shot on a regulation hoop in years and the J still wet

 

[smedroc]

Sell me the used condom please.

*fixed*

 

[frshstunna]

Ain’t smash a big joint in a while but the best top I had was from one with the glasses…Shorty could go all day

 

[WASHED KING]

*fixed*

 

[oidreez]

Seen all the success my brethren been having with their digestive systems with all the milk of magnesia decided to grab a bottle myself. Saw an AWG coming out of dental office next to one of my jobs. Shes on her lunch we chit chat a few minutes. I shoot it get the #. Hadnt pulled off a number not on an app in a while ya boy aint shot on a regulation hoop in years and the J still wet

Did she just randomly send this to you or you asked for it?

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Did she just randomly send this to you or you asked for it?

Not necessarily random but didnt request it either. We were talking about our long days she said she was ready for a bubble bath all i did was hit her with the emoji and 30 minutes later she sent that