Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

I'm 0 for 5 with white womens. I'm good on them. Either they look good and are major dickteases, don't like me because they like thug/gangsta black dudes and not Carlton Banks *** dudes, or they big butch broads who want to do yardwork for me and look like the father from RoseAnne

I'm absolutely closer to Carlton than a thug and had no problem getting white women online or IRL
 
Just my own experience with these Lawton ones. Lawton women in general are terrible though, that's why I drive an hour to OKC multiple times a week
 
One of my managers at work is on POF
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nasty behind trying to get her freak on . chick is so freaking annoying tho it would never cross my mind that she would be on a dating site .
 
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One of my managers at work is on POF
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nasty behind trying to get her freak on . chick is so freaking annoying tho it would never cross my mind that she would be on a dating site .
my coworker on it too. just message her itll be a good laugh
 
:lol: at finding co-workers on pof

This chick I used to power drill found me on there awhile back. She had a bf the whole time I was ******* here out

Shorty messages me saying I'm fake cuz of my troll profile.

I told her she was the one portraying the ability to be faithful :lol:
 
I know I'm not super ugly. Cot damb

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Pof gods drop some gems. My profile and pics are fine. #whatdadilly

You bojanglin bruh. Quit quoting rap lyrics, unless they are about something sexual or something slick that gonna get you the number.

Just kick a smooth opener and get the convo towards something you want to actually do with her.

Make her comfortable/see that you're not a creep, then if she hasn't given you the number, ask for it.

Why the **** you hollerin at that trash *** hag, bruh? Get at the bad biddies and avg jawns
 
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I know I'm not super ugly. Cot damb

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Pof gods drop some gems. My profile and pics are fine. #whatdadilly

YUCK! She worst than them jawns I was entertaining when I had no self respect or standards and just going for quantity > quality. At least all but one of the had pretty faces. See if she'll buy you the next Jordan's to come out, but if not go head and click that block button. She look like the type to put ruffies in your drink then tie you up in the basement and make you her sex slaves for months
 
You bojanglin bruh. Quit quoting rap lyrics, unless they are about something sexual or something slick that gonna get you the number.

Just kick a smooth opener and get the convo towards something you want to actually do with her.

Make her comfortable/see that you're not a creep, then if she hasn't given you the number, ask for it.

Why the **** you hollerin at that trash *** hag, bruh? Get at the bad biddies and avg jawns

im not tryna holla. i was just so :x at her i was laughing so im like f it imma say some stupid **** i got no intention of gettin with that
 
YUCK! She worst than them jawns I was entertaining when I had no self respect or standards and just going for quantity > quality. At least all but one of the had pretty faces. See if she'll buy you the next Jordan's to come out, but if not go head and click that block button. She look like the type to put ruffies in your drink then tie you up in the basement and make you her sex slaves for months

your avi to my post ratio >
 
Lately if i aint have nothing coming thru I been hitting up the pof on the late night and textin broads that left their # in my inbox...worked last week got head from 1 n smashed another off a few 1 or 2 am texts...the joints that r usually with it r the ones thats ready to go home from a night out, i just convince them that my bed is better for the night :lol:
 
Got back on tinder like two days ago with new pic setup, almost 40 matches in two days. Huge upgrade from first time with getting 10 matches in a week :x
 
:lol: at finding co-workers on pof

This chick I used to power drill found me on there awhile back. She had a bf the whole time I was ******* here out

Shorty messages me saying I'm fake cuz of my troll profile.

I told her she was the one portraying the ability to be faithful :lol:


Lmao damn what was your profile description like ?
 
:lol: at finding co-workers on pof

This chick I used to power drill found me on there awhile back. She had a bf the whole time I was ******* here out

Shorty messages me saying I'm fake cuz of my troll profile.

I told her she was the one portraying the ability to be faithful :lol:


Lmao damn what was your profile description like ?


Interests

Babysitting Saving the whales Justin Bieber Sheek Louch Britney Spears


About Me

Here because my job says I can' t watch online porn at work anymore...

I serve food at homeless shelters and volunteer at my local vet... I want to save the world by recycling and playing NBA 2K. I am the perfect gentleman; I hold doors open only to look at a womans derriere. Being rejected and or blocked are appreciated, it builds character. 

I'm also a 4x grammy-nominated shower singer...







This should probably be serious, but that's not my nature...


First Date

Im gonna have you transport 50 kilos of heroin to France in my helicopter. Then we can go to church and eat Capn Crunch.

:pimp:
 
just created another POF account . id be rich if I were to get a penny for every account that has kids or is a BBW SMH
 
Interests

Babysitting Saving the whales Justin Bieber Sheek Louch Britney Spears


About Me

Here because my job says I can' t watch online porn at work anymore...

I serve food at homeless shelters and volunteer at my local vet... I want to save the world by recycling and playing NBA 2K. I am the perfect gentleman; I hold doors open only to look at a womans derriere. Being rejected and or blocked are appreciated, it builds character. 

I'm also a 4x grammy-nominated shower singer...







This should probably be serious, but that's not my nature...


First Date

Im gonna have you transport 50 kilos of heroin to France in my helicopter. Then we can go to church and eat Capn Crunch.

:pimp:


Lmao this is a masterpiece bro .
 
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