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Bros and by bros I mean forever my bros, lets say you run into a guy he looks sort of dusty and at first you're like I don't have any change bro and by bro I mean never my bro. Suddenly he flicks your lip with his finger and you're like :x no, no, no, no, no.
You think to yourself I'm going to get a bum bump".
All while your in shock about this nasy, dusty man flicking your lip you look up and it's actually a mystical and yet very magical wizard glowing in front of you shining with a gold aurora of awesome mist, rayban aviators and a cigerette hanging out of his mouth
You're staring at him like
He's staring at you like
" Are you a wizard " You ask.
" Yes " he replies.
" What do you want from me" you utter.
" I am granting you the opporutnity to go back and advise yourself on 3 events in your life " he says in a awesome epic voice.
You stare at him like
Ok so guys here are the rules.
You can't go back and give financial advice i.e. lotto, stock, investments, betting, dice, etc.
You can go back and tell yourself to go see your grandma more before she passes, not to date a girl, to finish college, to take a friends keys away so he doesn't drive drunk, etc...
You can go back and give yourself motivation, you can tell yourself to keep doing something, you can give yourself a pat on the back, etc.......
You think to yourself I'm going to get a bum bump".
All while your in shock about this nasy, dusty man flicking your lip you look up and it's actually a mystical and yet very magical wizard glowing in front of you shining with a gold aurora of awesome mist, rayban aviators and a cigerette hanging out of his mouth
You're staring at him like
He's staring at you like
" Are you a wizard " You ask.
" Yes " he replies.
" What do you want from me" you utter.
" I am granting you the opporutnity to go back and advise yourself on 3 events in your life " he says in a awesome epic voice.
You stare at him like
Ok so guys here are the rules.
You can't go back and give financial advice i.e. lotto, stock, investments, betting, dice, etc.
You can go back and tell yourself to go see your grandma more before she passes, not to date a girl, to finish college, to take a friends keys away so he doesn't drive drunk, etc...
You can go back and give yourself motivation, you can tell yourself to keep doing something, you can give yourself a pat on the back, etc.......