If you could have any job in the world

Seat filler at the Oscars or something. Just imagining all the seats I could sniff of hot A-List actresses makes me smile.
 
Rick Reuben style producer.
Work at a Marijuana shop or own one.
Be a black Action Bronson.
Hmm, be an employee at a record/music equipment store.
 
Getaway driver( I'd have stories for days)

Pilot


Plane engine builder


Custom gun builder

Professional chest boxer

Producer

Blacksmith

Assassin (just take out all that bad people's then retire)
 
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Is there a form of boxing where you can only hit each other in the chest lol?
 
I'll do so much it'll be a crime, daddy.

- Oil up the porn star mammies

- Dress the porn star mammies

- Fetch the mammies Gatorade when they're thirsty during a scene

- Manage the mammies; book they sets and all dat

- Cook for the mammies

- Massage the mammies feet when they hurt after a scene

- Give the mammies spung bathes when ever they ask

- Direct the scenes for the mammies

Oh, and probably be a NBA all star. That'll be tight too. 
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Front desk clerk at a fancy gym. Just standing there scanning people's cards and handing them towels. Work out for free hopefully.

Librarian in a wealthy area (no bums hopefully).

Record store clerk like my dude from Half Baked.

Night custodian at Youtube or Google.

Massage therapist for a pro womens soccer team.
 
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