If you could marry any woman in the world...

she married to some loser right now tho

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Cheryl Cole
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Not that I would ever, ever cheat on a woman like this, but if I did cheat on her then at least I know she would take me back like she did her $%%%++@+% of ahusband Ashely Cole. Dammit I hate that guy
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Oprah, with no prenup.

"Our" (soon to be "my") house would be full of so many booby traps it wouldn't be funny.
 
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