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Fresh off work
Crocs straight to feet
Crocs straight to feet
Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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Damn ain't seen my beeswax clarks in a minute. My ex used to hate them so she'd lowkey hide them when I wasn't paying attention.
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My ex bought me them a few months ago and the crocs lol
Beruseruku Desu
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never washed up and I’m bout to prove it right here right now.
Beruseruku Desu
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Update: busted my ***
calibeebee
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All it takes is one real injury to set you back in to washed land.
Not wishing it on you but you risking it and basically asking for it.
Beruseruku Desu
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I thought I was built different
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I almost fell putting my shorts on.
Basketball shorts.
Basketball shorts.
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That's how it is for a lot of washed ppl. Some in here.
Mid 20s everything fine. Then some injury, recovery, and pain pills then there leg is never the same or their back isn't or knee.
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One of my old managers was like this...Said he had sleep apnea and didn’t get good rest at night so anytime he was sittin in a chair more than 30 mins yo was knocked the tf out...Be in his office straight slumped snoring and ****, was a few times where nobody woke him up after the office was closed n let the man just sleep
Lmaoooo im dying at yall leaving the man at work after hrs.
We had a teacher like this in highschool. Dude was fat af and would always KO in class. He was cool as hell though. Too many funny instances.
Hed always KO during tests so every test was an open book test.
I had him as a teacher 11th grade then again 12th. In 11th our class was mad jokes everyone clowning on each other. One lunch i went to Domino's with a couple of the man dem in that class (it was 1st class after lunch) and a bunch of us were there, like 8 mans from that class. Anyways we all come back late af to class.
Man pages each of us "why are you late?"
"Sorry sir, was at domino's"
"My bad was at domino's"
Last guy finally shows up he goes... "let me guess, you were at domino's"
Kids looking at everyone laughing lile ya...howd you know? Did you want me to bring you something?
As soon as I turned 30,dairy said "I'm out". Oat milk, dairy free creamer, etc. I'm okay with it, but cheese might be my downfall
Yes ice cream gets me as well. Non dairy FTW. I had a coupon for DQ couple weeks back,hadnt had a blizzard in a minute. Instant regret.
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Worked with a guy that was 25. He comes into work one day limping. His ankles purple like your laces and the size of a canteloupe. I said what happened he said i bust my **** skateboarding.
never washed up and I’m bout to prove it right here right now.
Man recovers after a while, then again comes in but the other ankle. Skateboarding? Nah, basketball.
Washed up
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An older cat I know walks with a limp n he said that started a new chapter in his life...Before the limp and after , **** got different for yo
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the new tony hawk remastered game got to my head
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Definitely gave myself a minor concussion because I wanted to go back to sleep, was somehow higher up on my bed than I thought, and slammed the back of my head into my headboard full force.
If there's a ****ing contest, I won.
If there's a ****ing contest, I won.
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Like I said earlier, there’s a huge difference between being older & washed versus being young & lame.
Wearing Crocs or driving an SUV = kinda washed
Putting off-white laces on some Vans = super lame
Wearing Crocs or driving an SUV = kinda washed
Putting off-white laces on some Vans = super lame
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I used to have bad sciatica pain for years. This was in my mid-20s. Would suddenly feel shooting pain down my leg and not being able to walk. Think my body decided to be nicer to me and it went away and now I just get calf cramps often in the same leg.
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yup. i tore a ligament in my left knee when i was young hooping. it made me push off my right leg more and overcompensate
ended up tearing my achilles in my right leg during a game. fast forward 5-10 years later and now i have lower back pains from what i think is uneven length in my legs.
the pain is tolerable but for how many more years i have no idea.
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Fell asleep on the toilet at 3 am. Think I was out for about 10 minutes
Sleep apnea <<<
Dudes pushed my CPAP appointment back to November
Sleep apnea <<<
Dudes pushed my CPAP appointment back to November
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Random back pains, driving an SUV and out of shape.
I really need these courts to open soon. Getting more washed daily because of no cardio .
I really need these courts to open soon
. Getting more washed daily because of no cardio .
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sounds like me but broken patella and torn achilles on my right leg. All from hooping in my 20s. Left leg lookin hulk these days lol
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Go for a runRandom back pains, driving an SUV and out of shape.
I really need these courts to open soon
Cop a jump rope
Plenty of alternatives
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Wife has one, it’s dope.
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I don’t know if I’m washed or just dumb. I was working and at a good jog pace plowed into my trailer with my dome. Cut my head open blood pouring out I looked like a psycho covered in blood.
but that’s not the problem. My head is healed but bruh my neck feels terrible still two weeks later. It’s like I stubbed my neck instead of my toe or something. side to side is fine but looking up is damn near impossible.
but that’s not the problem. My head is healed but bruh my neck feels terrible still two weeks later. It’s like I stubbed my neck instead of my toe or something.
side to side is fine but looking up is damn near impossible.
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thats boring lol ... I’ve always been the type to rely on hoop for my cardio because I’ve played so much. Kind of an excuse but I see where you coming from.
About to start riding bikes with my son again for that alternative.
