Most Random Thing You Have Said/Done While Drunk

[guttagetsbusy]

Originally Posted by INS

Some girl said small penis, so i whipped it out in a crowd of my boys and told her nothings small here. But it was cold and i couldn't get it up so i stood there waiting and ended up passing out on the couch. Thats all i remember.

Ol Uncle Elroy @%# ninja

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Originally Posted by INS

Some girl said small penis, so i whipped it out in a crowd of my boys and told her nothings small here. But it was cold and i couldn't get it up so i stood there waiting and ended up passing out on the couch. Thats all i remember.

Ol Uncle Elroy @%# ninja

 

[User 37837]

Passed out in the club's bathroom. Got escorted out. My bros helped me back to our dorm tho. Noticed after that night I started pulling alot of party chicks

 

[User 37837]

Passed out in the club's bathroom. Got escorted out. My bros helped me back to our dorm tho. Noticed after that night I started pulling alot of party chicks

 

[boi]

Originally Posted by raptors29

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

Hope you had that chef hat on...

Shoulda told them Based God sent you

 

[boi]

Originally Posted by raptors29

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

Hope you had that chef hat on...

Shoulda told them Based God sent you

 

[dline59]

my homie was out with at dinner with his girl and they decided to hit up the bar when they left so they scooped up me and my other homie
before we left i downed a whole bottle of red wine and about 2 shots worth of tanqueray got to the bar and had 4 or 5 tequila shots two beers and 2 gin and tonics
i was good but once i sat down in the car when we were leaving the club they said i started trippin.

i ate both there leftovers and told them to shut the f up when they told me to stop, i spilled white gravy all over the back seat
asked my homies girl repeatedly to let me clap dem cheeks and then when we dropped her off they said i got out the whip and pulled my meat out and started shakin
at her and strokin it

next thing i remember is waking up in a chair in my dorm room in just my boxers and a cardigan and puke in between the tub and toilet and the coffee table

 

[dline59]

my homie was out with at dinner with his girl and they decided to hit up the bar when they left so they scooped up me and my other homie
before we left i downed a whole bottle of red wine and about 2 shots worth of tanqueray got to the bar and had 4 or 5 tequila shots two beers and 2 gin and tonics
i was good but once i sat down in the car when we were leaving the club they said i started trippin.

i ate both there leftovers and told them to shut the f up when they told me to stop, i spilled white gravy all over the back seat
asked my homies girl repeatedly to let me clap dem cheeks and then when we dropped her off they said i got out the whip and pulled my meat out and started shakin
at her and strokin it

next thing i remember is waking up in a chair in my dorm room in just my boxers and a cardigan and puke in between the tub and toilet and the coffee table

 

[thesaltycracker]

Some of ya'll's rockstar lifestyles might not make it

 

[thesaltycracker]

Some of ya'll's rockstar lifestyles might not make it

 

[reduce523]

Originally Posted by dline59

my homie was out with at dinner with his girl and they decided to hit up the bar when they left so they scooped up me and my other homie
before we left i downed a whole bottle of red wine and about 2 shots worth of tanqueray got to the bar and had 4 or 5 tequila shots two beers and 2 gin and tonics
i was good but once i sat down in the car when we were leaving the club they said i started trippin.

i ate both there leftovers and told them to shut the f up when they told me to stop, i spilled white gravy all over the back seat
asked my homies girl repeatedly to let me clap dem cheeks and then when we dropped her off they said i got out the whip and pulled my meat out and started shakin
at her and strokin it

next thing i remember is waking up in a chair in my dorm room in just my boxers and a cardigan and puke in between the tub and toilet and the coffee table

I dont know how your homie let you slide on this +!@%.

 

[reduce523]

Originally Posted by dline59

my homie was out with at dinner with his girl and they decided to hit up the bar when they left so they scooped up me and my other homie
before we left i downed a whole bottle of red wine and about 2 shots worth of tanqueray got to the bar and had 4 or 5 tequila shots two beers and 2 gin and tonics
i was good but once i sat down in the car when we were leaving the club they said i started trippin.

i ate both there leftovers and told them to shut the f up when they told me to stop, i spilled white gravy all over the back seat
asked my homies girl repeatedly to let me clap dem cheeks and then when we dropped her off they said i got out the whip and pulled my meat out and started shakin
at her and strokin it

next thing i remember is waking up in a chair in my dorm room in just my boxers and a cardigan and puke in between the tub and toilet and the coffee table

I dont know how your homie let you slide on this +!@%.

 

[supa vegetto]

yelled "my tuition costs more than your salary" to a cop. dude was flexing because of his size dude was an a-hole.

would i do it again? probably...not

 

[supa vegetto]

yelled "my tuition costs more than your salary" to a cop. dude was flexing because of his size dude was an a-hole.

would i do it again? probably...not

 

[soundnfury]

passed out on chair in the middle of a party. woke up in a bed.
passed out in said bed. woke up on couch. passed out on couch
woke up on floor.

still no idea what really was going on

 

[soundnfury]

passed out on chair in the middle of a party. woke up in a bed.
passed out in said bed. woke up on couch. passed out on couch
woke up on floor.

still no idea what really was going on

 

[jaysfiend23]

Went to mardi GRAS 3 years ago and was walking down bourbon street doing the helicopter no lie and got arrested

 

[jaysfiend23]

Went to mardi GRAS 3 years ago and was walking down bourbon street doing the helicopter no lie and got arrested

 

[sp raised]

this past weekend i was drinking and hit up a chick to smang said i was on my way. proceeded to tear my room apart looking for my keys, tried to break into my car with a screw driver then passed out on the floor. woke up the next day to see my keys were on my passenger seat

 

[sp raised]

this past weekend i was drinking and hit up a chick to smang said i was on my way. proceeded to tear my room apart looking for my keys, tried to break into my car with a screw driver then passed out on the floor. woke up the next day to see my keys were on my passenger seat

 

[proper english]

me & my homegirl chillin'.. drunk:
her: youre hella drunk huh? yea, me too.. too bad im on my period.

me: wait, lol, wut?

her: oh nothing.. nvm.. hehe.. *walks back to her BF*

me: 

buzz, gone.. my emotions that entire night: 

edit: most random thing IVE done: break dance with street performers.. woke up the next day w/ bruises all over my body and sore wrists 

 

[proper english]

me & my homegirl chillin'.. drunk:
her: youre hella drunk huh? yea, me too.. too bad im on my period.

me: wait, lol, wut?

her: oh nothing.. nvm.. hehe.. *walks back to her BF*

me: 

buzz, gone.. my emotions that entire night: 

edit: most random thing IVE done: break dance with street performers.. woke up the next day w/ bruises all over my body and sore wrists 

 

[henz0]

Was at a gathering and the topic of discussion was masterbation, I told everybody I do it 3x a day. To this day I have no idea why I said that because it isn't true

 

[henz0]

Was at a gathering and the topic of discussion was masterbation, I told everybody I do it 3x a day. To this day I have no idea why I said that because it isn't true

 

[brianilla]

- asked the bouncer obviusly like a drunk a**hole if the girls who wants us inside the bar are good enough to f**k, because all of them was f**ck*n ugly, he said it's just fine and way better than to get laid with a girl with a d*ck...

- saying stupid war revolutionary things while walking to patrolling police officers and totally humiliating the chicks walking with us..

- can't remember anything (this is the worst thing that can happen to you),  i remember i was drinking with my chick and the next thing you know i was in my room passed out...i was like, how in the hell did i get here?

- probably this weekend when i go on vacation.  


so many else, but can't remember....