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Zipped up my member in the 3rd grade. Just knowing I had To unzip had me in tears. Srs.
i went to high school with a guy who was about 300+lbs who said he feel thru his bathroom. dude use to wear a towel for a shirt. it was green. a green towel shirtWAS WALKING IN HOME AND FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR BOARDS STRUCK PENIS
Son how is this not being mentioned
This is what of the funniest things I've ever envisioned in my life
BLEEDING FROM PENIS, WAS DANCING AND RUBBING UP AGAINST SOMEONE REALLY ROUGH
Zipped up my member in the 3rd grade. Just knowing I had To unzip had me in tears. Srs.
Zipped up my member in the 3rd grade. Just knowing I had To unzip had me in tears. Srs.
I was at my grandma crib staying the weekend when I was 15. Eater Baxter was on the cover of a magazine my uncle had so u already know what I had to do. All the lotion/vase line was in her room so I got desperate. I found a corner of lotion in the bathroom n u can tell it was old as hell and I started the process but dried out quick so I needed back up. I found a random tube of cream n fapped it out and war straight. Minutes later my **** got to burning so I went to the bathroom and it was medically prescribed acne cream smh. I was tempted to call 911 but couldn't handle the embarrassment. Went to bed with my **** being in flames smh