Post a sports headline that will never happen

[efil 4 rekal]

Derek Fisher Flops; Drug Overdose Suspected

Kobe Sits Out Game 7 With Sore Pinky

Phil Jackson Denounces Zen, Performs Satanic Ritual On Players

Bird, McHale, Parish Walk Through Door

Dwyane Wade Farts, Civilian Cries Foul

Spike Lee To Direct Marbury Biopic

Darius Washington's Lakers To Face Telfair's Knicks In NBA Finals

 

[rockybalboa25]

"Steve Bartman elected mayor of Chicago"