Post a sports headline that will never happen

[efil 4 rekal]

JOHN WOODEN CHARGED WITH DUI

I would probably shut it down for good if I saw that.

 

[40ave]

"Kobe Bryant MVP of NBA Finals"

 

[jrellcuse10]

A-Rod World Series MVP

 

[eaglebball1499]

"Dallas Cowboys win World Series: Jessica Simpson Pitches No Hitter"

Game. Set. Match.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

" Glen 'Big Baby' Davis comes out of the closet "

 

[roc boy jada]

"Red Sox win back-to back World Series"

 

[CP1708]

Blazers win the championship!

Ducks win the championship!!

Two impossible feats right there

 

[fanatic15]

"Texas Longhorns Win NCAA Tournament Championship"

 

[TheGodFresco]

Warriors win the NBA title!!!

 

[651akathepaul]

"Shaq makes nice: Credits Kobe and Wade for championship runs."


Good thread btw. Should be fun.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

"Miami Hurricane Running Back found Innocent of all charges"

 

[vctry20]

Ryan Leaf: Comeback of the Century

 

[TheGodFresco]

Shaq says he liked playing with Quinn

 

[bullsrepeat3peat]

"Kobe Bryant traded to the Chicago Bulls"

 

[carlos tevez]

"Sam Cassell to be on cover of GQ"

 

[efil 4 rekal]

John Calipari Recruits Nation's Top-Ranked Caucasian Point-Guard

 

[vctry20]

Seattle Seahawks win Superbowl

 

[kn0wledgeable]

"ISIAH THOMAS BUILDS CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM"

 

[ballinboykz]

Number of Kemp's illegitimates incorrect; More than thought

Latrell Spreewell has enough money to feed his kids.

 

[fede dpt]

Originally Posted by 40ave

"Kobe Bryant MVP of NBA Finals"

A-Rod World Series MVP

 

[hic57999]

Marlins sign ______ to record breaking deal!


Cubs win World Series!

Steve Bartman elected mayor of Chicago!

 

[brownin187]

Kevin Garnett To Swear Less on Court

 

[wstcoastgotti]

"The San Francisco Giants are a classy organization."

 

[xblaze23]

"DeAngelo Hall saves beached Whale"

 

[franchise3]

"The Drought Ends! T-Mac to the Second Round!"