Random things you thought as a kid...

[emkay]

The world was black and white in the 1920's/30's/40's

 

[miss kidd0]

<-used to think all the spice girls were virgins

 

[fl0eticnostalgia]

Originally Posted by miss kidd0

<-used to think all the spice girls were virgins

i think we all did...until we grew up and realized what the lyrics of "wannabe" really meant.

 

[forty 1]

I thought life before like 1960 was acctually in black and white...

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by FORTY 1

I thought life before like 1960 was acctually in black and white...

me too

 

[i3allistic]

if u disgest the watermelon seed while eatting watermelons....a watermelon will grow inside your stomach

GI Joe were the real american hero

my mom iron was a transformer...he just shy

 

[keepzdasneakz]

I thought there was a person who looked just like me on the other side of the mirror.

I was also under the impression that people knew what I was talking about in Public when I mixed my Cantonese with English.

Edit:

I used to think if I swallowed watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow insides of me and I would die. Thanks Chucky Finster

QTF

 

[mjbetch]

i always thought girls peed and pooed out of the same hole. i thought they only had one hole

then when i saw my first image of a DP in a porno when i was 9, was like OMGGGGGG

 

[cq23]

i thought boobs were made of 100% milk at all times.

girls peed and pooped from one hole.

if i didnt wear a hood or a hat in the rain i would really get sick and die.

the stoplights had people in it changing the lights.

vaginas were inside out penises

my toys were alive when i left or went to bed.

light up shoes would make you run fast but jordans would make you jump higher.

 

[creamofdacrops]

the people on the posters on my wall protected me from monsters while i sleep

if you have sex once you can have as many kids god wants you to have, not twins. if you get that

 

[htownhooper31]

I thought that the (()) and #%% hole were connected, like one long crack that extended from the back to the front

 

[j671]

watermelon seeds would grow in your stomach

 

[lil smitty]

I thought suicide was "sewer side" and that it was when people killed themselves by sewers...

 

[Lizakers]

i thought when you shake a soda can and open it, then it would literally EXPLODE!.......like, really explode like a bomb.

i thought the Cal Worthington commercial was saying "pus$y cow pus$y cow pus$y cow" instead of "Go See Cal"

 

[crumbs]

i gotta take a dump

 

[thugnificence]

what?

 

[suprduperfly]

That grownups had babies by kissing, which led me to think Julia Roberts had mad kids cause all her roles in the 90's she kissed a dude in them.

 

[dunkaruu]

I USED TO TINK THAT WHITE/FAIR SKINNED WOMEN PRODUCED WHOLE MILK, RED HEADED WOMEN PRODUCED STRAWBERRY-MILK, AND THAT BLACK/DARK SKINNED WOMEN PRODUCEDCHOCOLATE.

AS A SMALL CHILD I USED TO LOOK AT BLACK WOMEN AND THINK, "WOW, YOUR KIDS GOT IT SOOO GOOD"