Safety tip of the day: DO NOT POOP IN A TOILET FULL OF BLEACH!(story)

[eprimpk4l]

wow i came in here thinking you burned ur bum

 

[feasting horns]

But a heads up, if you need to drop a deuce and want to prevent splashback, throw a piece of TP in there first and bombs away. Your dookie is gonna stink alittle more since it's not submerged in water, but no splashback FTW

 

[geminifly]

 

[nicefro]

 

[jessie48484848]

hahaha! good laugh to keep the day goin.

 

[frank mucus]

Originally Posted by Feasting Horns

But a heads up, if you need to drop a deuce and want to prevent splashback, throw a piece of TP in there first and bombs away. Your dookie is gonna stink a little more since it's not submerged in water, but no splashback FTW

Always have to do that, you gotta cushion the landing.

 

[viewtiful mik3]

wow you chocked on your own turd gas. outrageous

 

[fromthatown]

"Oh sweet! I'm conducting a cool chemistry experiment with #$#+!"

 

[mrscampbellakasarahlee]

wow

 

[DPancakes]

Mid way through, I thought you were going to talk about how the bleach splashed back into your starfish

 

[tkthegirl]

...LMAO...

 

[thugnificence]

 

[triclopz36]

LMAO.... This gave me a good laugh. Thanks for the tip.

 

[manposite.ntcanada]

This is the kinda stuff that makes the General forum legendary.

 

[spuddygunz]

Im happy I wasn't to lazy to overlook this otherwise easily overlookable thread.. thanks for the laugh my dude.

 

[tarvald drama chase]

pics or ducktaless

 

[skribzzrc]

LMAOO. your piece wasnt hangin low close to that white layer?

i woulda got up QUICKKK

 

[jaye05]

 

[gunna get it]

That's what u get for not courtesy flushing

 

[superantigen]

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[airkeung88]

you did a good job explaining the whole situation....

 

[p mac one]

 

[kayzeezay]

Now I took my time with this session, which gave those turds plenty of time to soak in that bleach.
Wooooooow

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Awesome story.

And thanks for the heads up!

 

[nickthesneakerkid]

im seriously in tears right now. that story is classic! p.s. thanks for the heads up.