"Sitting will kill you, even if you exercise"

if you really hate someone and wish their mortality to cease, i guess you could tell them to "go sit down" 
 
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Throwback sittin pic
kanye making sitting cool again.
 
Must rmember to tell the fine young
lady who watches my child to start baby-standing. Maybe then ill get da yambs
 
Must rmember to tell the fine young
lady who watches my child to start baby-standing. Maybe then ill get da yambs

You sitting backwards b.
 
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finally a reason to take a **** standing up.... thank you God.
pooping while sitting is not good for us...it doesn't allow up to squat, and in turn, the anal sphincter doesn't open up all the way, and waste is not fully expunged from the body
In his 1966 book The Bathroom, which is still considered the bible of bathroomology, Cornell professor Alexander Kira called the modern, sit-down toilet “the most ill-suited fixture ever designed.” Kira believed—and subsequent studies have confirmed—that toilets work against our bodies by forcing us into unnatural angles when we sit down to defecate.

The solution to hunched-over posture, Kira wrote, is squatting—a more natural position that opens the anal sphincter, moves the body’s plumbing into proper alignment, and allows us to evacuate more freely. A 2003 study published in Digestive Diseases and Sciences found that squatters took an average of 51 seconds to move their bowels, as opposed to 130 seconds for those sitting on a standard high toilet. A more recent study  by a group of Japanese researchers found that “the greater the hip flexion achieved by squatting, the straighter the rectoanal canal will be, and accordingly, less strain will be required for defecation.” Our caveman ancestors, in other words, had it right.

 
How about if we sit Japanese style? Might have to cut the legs out of my tables and set body pillows everywhere.
 
Lol bet this report sounds like garbage. I bet people sitting down often are much more likely to be throwing back sodas, coffee, undersleeping, overworking, smoking, etc. which is killing them.
 
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