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So here's the backstory, I'm in my store (computer repair store) fixing computers when a customer that lives on the block comes in.
Customer: The white car on the corner is yours right?
Me: Yea, why? What happened?
Customer: I think someone is breaking into your car.
Me: When? Right now?
Customer: Yea!
So, I run out the store and see legs hanging out of my car (little white car, great on gas btw!). I drag the d-bag out of my car and proceed to toss him around. I'm about to start pounding him into the ground, then I thought about it... What if this guy has A.I.D.S. or some other kind of disease....yea lets not beat him up. So i man-handle him a bit and have my girlfriend call the cops. He's begging me to take everything he has and let him go. I tell him no. A couple of my boys from the block see me pressing him, so they ask what happened. I tell them, they run his pockets and bounce. He starts crying, he doesn't want to go to jail. I make him sit on the car and wait until the cops come. He hears the sirens and tries to make a run for it....unsuccessful. I pulled a judo move and flip him face first into the ground. HUGE knot on his head, smh. I pick him up and twist his arm behind his back and press him on the car, police style. Cops arrive and ask what happened. I tell them. He gets arrested. I spoke to the D.A. He has priors (what a surprise) and a warrant for his arrest.
Success.
End of story.
This one is for all of the people who WISH they could get their hands on the *$%$+#% that broke into their whip. I would have done worse, but I had to retain my composure (I'm running a business here). It was sunday, I wasn't trying to wear a suit btw.
#feelsgreatman
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Customer: The white car on the corner is yours right?
Me: Yea, why? What happened?
Customer: I think someone is breaking into your car.
Me: When? Right now?
Customer: Yea!
So, I run out the store and see legs hanging out of my car (little white car, great on gas btw!). I drag the d-bag out of my car and proceed to toss him around. I'm about to start pounding him into the ground, then I thought about it... What if this guy has A.I.D.S. or some other kind of disease....yea lets not beat him up. So i man-handle him a bit and have my girlfriend call the cops. He's begging me to take everything he has and let him go. I tell him no. A couple of my boys from the block see me pressing him, so they ask what happened. I tell them, they run his pockets and bounce. He starts crying, he doesn't want to go to jail. I make him sit on the car and wait until the cops come. He hears the sirens and tries to make a run for it....unsuccessful. I pulled a judo move and flip him face first into the ground. HUGE knot on his head, smh. I pick him up and twist his arm behind his back and press him on the car, police style. Cops arrive and ask what happened. I tell them. He gets arrested. I spoke to the D.A. He has priors (what a surprise) and a warrant for his arrest.
Success.
End of story.
This one is for all of the people who WISH they could get their hands on the *$%$+#% that broke into their whip. I would have done worse, but I had to retain my composure (I'm running a business here). It was sunday, I wasn't trying to wear a suit btw.
#feelsgreatman
Pic:
Have a great week #NT
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