Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.
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Originally Posted by Menacin Methods
He told me if i stare at the sun long enough i'll have xray vision
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Originally Posted by Menacin Methods
He told me if i stare at the sun long enough i'll have xray vision
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Ice cream truck one is funny
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Ice cream truck one is funny
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Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
this is how i thought races were created:
god put a bunch of people in three rows facing the sun......
the first row got sun-burned (dark skin)
the second row didnt get affected and saw the light fine (white)
and the third row didnt see the sun too well and had to squint (asian)
it was the only thing that made sense at the time
This isn't any more farfetched than what is already in the bible. Pretty creative actually.
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Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
this is how i thought races were created:
god put a bunch of people in three rows facing the sun......
the first row got sun-burned (dark skin)
the second row didnt get affected and saw the light fine (white)
and the third row didnt see the sun too well and had to squint (asian)
it was the only thing that made sense at the time
This isn't any more farfetched than what is already in the bible. Pretty creative actually.
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I thought crossing the street was one of the worst crimes you could commit as a child... my parents really freaked out about it since our street was a truck route. I only crossed the street on my own once from birth to 3rd grade, and I felt mad guilty about it.
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I thought crossing the street was one of the worst crimes you could commit as a child... my parents really freaked out about it since our street was a truck route. I only crossed the street on my own once from birth to 3rd grade, and I felt mad guilty about it.
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i still have this on vhs. my cousins told me that there was a real version of chuckie but that he was black. (it was bushwick bill from the lost boyz) and proved it to me with the mind playing tricks on me video.Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
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OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio.
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray
LLS at the ice cream comment. imma use that. your parents are awesome. lol
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i still have this on vhs. my cousins told me that there was a real version of chuckie but that he was black. (it was bushwick bill from the lost boyz) and proved it to me with the mind playing tricks on me video.Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
cosignOriginally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg
Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio.
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray
LLS at the ice cream comment. imma use that. your parents are awesome. lol
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Used to think blood turned red once it touched the air...that it was blue inside of you at first.
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Used to think blood turned red once it touched the air...that it was blue inside of you at first.
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I thought Girls only had one hole that everything would come out of
I also thought when my parents would be driving it was one big race so i would get mad whenever our car got passed lol
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I also thought when my parents would be driving it was one big race so i would get mad whenever our car got passed lol
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This. I was dying
Moms was looking at me crazy lmao
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I thought Girls only had one hole that everything would come out of
I also thought when my parents would be driving it was one big race so i would get mad whenever our car got passed lol
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seeen the pages of post
I also thought when my parents would be driving it was one big race so i would get mad whenever our car got passed lol
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seeen the pages of post
This. I was dying
Moms was looking at me crazy lmao
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I still hold the record for most multiposts, though.
My older brother told me that reincarnation would happen 100% for sure
And he told me the Power Rangers movie where they go to a different planet was actually filmed on location
My older brother told me that reincarnation would happen 100% for sure
And he told me the Power Rangers movie where they go to a different planet was actually filmed on location
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I still hold the record for most multiposts, though.
My older brother told me that reincarnation would happen 100% for sure
And he told me the Power Rangers movie where they go to a different planet was actually filmed on location
My older brother told me that reincarnation would happen 100% for sure
And he told me the Power Rangers movie where they go to a different planet was actually filmed on location