Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.

[extraordinary swag]

If you frown too much your face will get stuck like that

The Undertaker was really dead, Papa Shango's voodoo was real, The Giant Gonzalez was 8 feet tall

after watching porn for the first time I thought ejaculate was milk

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

I thought Will Smith really got killed by Freddy Krueger in that song "A Nightmare On My Street"

 

[extraordinary swag]

If you frown too much your face will get stuck like that

The Undertaker was really dead, Papa Shango's voodoo was real, The Giant Gonzalez was 8 feet tall

after watching porn for the first time I thought ejaculate was milk

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

I thought Will Smith really got killed by Freddy Krueger in that song "A Nightmare On My Street"

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by NYH425

^ isn't Kokomo real? i thought that was in the Bahamas.

*shrugs*

I live in the bahamas no kokomo here..the song refers to Kokomo in the Florida Keys so yes its real

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by NYH425

^ isn't Kokomo real? i thought that was in the Bahamas.

*shrugs*

I live in the bahamas no kokomo here..the song refers to Kokomo in the Florida Keys so yes its real

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

 
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray

  

 

[menacin methods]

My older brother told me the statue of liberty was made by the native americans...He also told me it was underwater till Columbus discovered it.
(I believed this till the 3rd grade)

He told me if i stare at the sun long enough i'll have xray vision

He also told me the Seattle Supersonics played in this:

(realized he lied to me when my friends laughed at me in middle school)
 

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

 
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray

  

 

[menacin methods]

My older brother told me the statue of liberty was made by the native americans...He also told me it was underwater till Columbus discovered it.
(I believed this till the 3rd grade)

He told me if i stare at the sun long enough i'll have xray vision

He also told me the Seattle Supersonics played in this:

(realized he lied to me when my friends laughed at me in middle school)
 

 

[sevit86]

Originally Posted by ricky robot

I would see old black & white films/pictures and assume that color didn't exist in the past.

 me too.
my grandma told me that if i dipped Pho bean sprouts in the meat sauce and ate em it would make me impotent....i was like 14 at the time

 

[sevit86]

Originally Posted by ricky robot

I would see old black & white films/pictures and assume that color didn't exist in the past.

 me too.
my grandma told me that if i dipped Pho bean sprouts in the meat sauce and ate em it would make me impotent....i was like 14 at the time

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

I used to think babies came from women that ate too much they would have babies.. 

and that one with the ice cream truck is funny 

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

I used to think babies came from women that ate too much they would have babies.. 

and that one with the ice cream truck is funny 

 

[so slickening]

I thought that when my dad was driving and the left/right turn signal turned on, the car knew where to go. I never saw that he flipped the lever up and down.

 

[so slickening]

I thought that when my dad was driving and the left/right turn signal turned on, the car knew where to go. I never saw that he flipped the lever up and down.

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

 
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray

  

cosign

 

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

Michael Jackson really could turn into a car and a robot

OMG yes. during that time, i was terrified yet intrigued by the idea. oh & since we're on the subject of him, the movie he did that came on Showtime, i thought those clay people really existed. you know, the ones that were chasing him throughout the hollywood studio. 

 

 
They really need to re-release this movie on Blu Ray

  

cosign

 

 

[lonelyboysole]

@the multipost

 

[lonelyboysole]

@the multipost

 

[T0INE]

Originally Posted by Cameron Nelson

That if you put batteries in the freezer, they'll be recharged

Man, I used to stay doing this when I was younger.

It seemed to work for me though.  

ricky robot wrote:

---

I would see old black & white films/pictures and assume that color didn't exist in the past.

 
Guilty.

 

[T0INE]

Originally Posted by Cameron Nelson

That if you put batteries in the freezer, they'll be recharged

Man, I used to stay doing this when I was younger.

It seemed to work for me though.  

ricky robot wrote:

---

I would see old black & white films/pictures and assume that color didn't exist in the past.

 
Guilty.

 

[jd214]

@ dude having like 60 posts.



I always thought WWF was real and that Michael Jackson was straight SMFH

And always thought back in the day everything was black and white so it came up on like that on TV.

 

[solemunchies]

I can cosign with A LOT of these

I mean some girls pooping? UNHEARD OF.
Black and White films means no color? guilty.

Great thread, OP

 

[solemunchies]

I can cosign with A LOT of these

I mean some girls pooping? UNHEARD OF.
Black and White films means no color? guilty.

Great thread, OP