To All The Playas and 1000 Women Slayas; How do you get buns?

[hendrix watermelon]

I've been thinking that getting buns is starting to become top priority for me. Top 5 behind getting fit, getting money, reading, and skating. The problem is that I don't know how to properly approach a female and tell her I wanna fornicate her guts out. I'm trippin on how you get to that closure. Like what does a conversation have to be about before jumping to said conclusion? lol
Wouldn't it be kinda weird if you just had a convo going and out of nowhere you're like, "I'm sexually attracted to you, and I'd like to have sex with you " How do you do to get there? I don't wanna go on a date or any of that stuff, I wanna smash and keep it moving. I don't wanna take you out for lunch, I wanna smash and keep it moving. I don't wanna buy you a golden watch with my minimum wage paying job, I WANNA SMASH AND KEEP IT MOVING! Mad noob I know, but I gotta learn somehow as I never really cared for this sorta thing until a few days ago where I decided to stop giving a flying fudge about anything. 

oh yea, "i'm doing this cus I'm young"

inb4 beta, magma, amber, whatever I don't care.

 

[hendrix watermelon]

I've been thinking that getting buns is starting to become top priority for me. Top 5 behind getting fit, getting money, reading, and skating. The problem is that I don't know how to properly approach a female and tell her I wanna fornicate her guts out. I'm trippin on how you get to that closure. Like what does a conversation have to be about before jumping to said conclusion? lol
Wouldn't it be kinda weird if you just had a convo going and out of nowhere you're like, "I'm sexually attracted to you, and I'd like to have sex with you " How do you do to get there? I don't wanna go on a date or any of that stuff, I wanna smash and keep it moving. I don't wanna take you out for lunch, I wanna smash and keep it moving. I don't wanna buy you a golden watch with my minimum wage paying job, I WANNA SMASH AND KEEP IT MOVING! Mad noob I know, but I gotta learn somehow as I never really cared for this sorta thing until a few days ago where I decided to stop giving a flying fudge about anything. 

oh yea, "i'm doing this cus I'm young"

inb4 beta, magma, amber, whatever I don't care.

 

[mf doomer]

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

 

[doctor demise]

Just go with the flow man. There shouldn't be so much thought involved.

 

[doctor demise]

Just go with the flow man. There shouldn't be so much thought involved.

 

[mf doomer]

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

 

[wr]

 

[wr]

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

BUT HOW DO I GET THERE!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

BUT HOW DO I GET THERE!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

 

[fog]

I walk up to the girl, grab her arm and say, "Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."

60% of the time, it works every time 

 

[fog]

I walk up to the girl, grab her arm and say, "Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."

60% of the time, it works every time 

 

[xairmaxinx]

Dude, I'm 21. My only advice to give you is masturbate. Why? Because it saves time and money. I'm in a situation right now where vagina is overwhelming my life. I literally can't go a day without atleast 3 girls asking to hook up or "chill". Trust me. Jack it. Stack it, don't traffic it.

 

[xairmaxinx]

Dude, I'm 21. My only advice to give you is masturbate. Why? Because it saves time and money. I'm in a situation right now where vagina is overwhelming my life. I literally can't go a day without atleast 3 girls asking to hook up or "chill". Trust me. Jack it. Stack it, don't traffic it.

 

[doctor demise]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

Save the dirty talk for when you're actually ... umm... penetrating her!

Go with the flow for everything beforehand.

 

[doctor demise]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

Save the dirty talk for when you're actually ... umm... penetrating her!

Go with the flow for everything beforehand.

 

[pftjordans]

one word

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler [+]

Spoiler

confidence

 

[pftjordans]

one word

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler [+]

Spoiler

confidence

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by Doctor Demise

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

As previously mentioned, I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

 

Really? Damb lol. I thought just being straight forward with what you want without trying to be around the bush would facilitate the process as she'd has to jsut say yes or no. 
I'm doing this wrong it appears. Its ok. I haven't really ventured into this new realm, so this is good. 

Wr- Thanks fam. Hmm, I'm just confused on how you get this. I've never spat game at anybody. Always played it low key and women came, but once they came, I didn't really know what to do with no experience in this field.

Like check this out. Last night at work, it was around closing time and two broads came in. I was definitely feeling the one who wasn't running her trap about the damb stuff we sell. She gave me 

 and I returned the stare

. Now it was good. She asked me some stuff, but when it as my turn to say something, I started spilling things that really didnt' lead to a conversation or anything. When she left, i was jut like "what the f- just happened" I understand the confidence which I'm slowly enhancing everyday as I start to accept myself more and more for who I am, but my sexual desires seem to be growing as well.

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by Doctor Demise

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by MF Doomer

It's unsaid until shes in your bed naked.

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

As previously mentioned, I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

 

Really? Damb lol. I thought just being straight forward with what you want without trying to be around the bush would facilitate the process as she'd has to jsut say yes or no. 
I'm doing this wrong it appears. Its ok. I haven't really ventured into this new realm, so this is good. 

Wr- Thanks fam. Hmm, I'm just confused on how you get this. I've never spat game at anybody. Always played it low key and women came, but once they came, I didn't really know what to do with no experience in this field.

Like check this out. Last night at work, it was around closing time and two broads came in. I was definitely feeling the one who wasn't running her trap about the damb stuff we sell. She gave me 

 and I returned the stare

. Now it was good. She asked me some stuff, but when it as my turn to say something, I started spilling things that really didnt' lead to a conversation or anything. When she left, i was jut like "what the f- just happened" I understand the confidence which I'm slowly enhancing everyday as I start to accept myself more and more for who I am, but my sexual desires seem to be growing as well.

 

[doctor demise]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by Doctor Demise

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

As previously mentioned, I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

 

I'm doing this wrong it appears.

Yeah!

It's cool young chap you'll get it eventually! Just be cool... like Jimi! 

 

[doctor demise]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by Doctor Demise

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Doctor Demise- That's what I'm tripping on fam. Go with the flow, but where in the flow do you throw that sentence in? lol

As previously mentioned, I don't think you ever throw that sentence in!

 

I'm doing this wrong it appears.

Yeah!

It's cool young chap you'll get it eventually! Just be cool... like Jimi! 

 

[samduh562]

1.talk to her see if shes feeling you
2.flirt (only if number 1 works)
????
profit

dont be straight foward thats creepy to some people

 

[アミーゴ]

Whip it out.

 

[samduh562]

1.talk to her see if shes feeling you
2.flirt (only if number 1 works)
????
profit

dont be straight foward thats creepy to some people